1stripe Blue belt

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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)



Only a cuck would buy thi...
SOLD OUT  
1/10/2023 12:57:23 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



The guy model has the body of an 11yr old girl  
1/9/2023 3:34:14 PM
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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



Possibly Tatami's most trash rashie  
1/1/2023 12:43:53 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard



This is rashie is drippy, you f*ckers can't see that?  
12/29/2022 3:41:56 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Trash  
12/26/2022 11:43:13 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black



Gonna have to turn SSJ to resist purchasing this gi  
12/26/2022 12:02:40 AM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy




Tramp stamp not on the pants???
Fail  
12/22/2022 11:13:56 PM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Smoke Grey)



Pic #12 has me ready to roll  
12/21/2022 11:51:47 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Master" T-Shirt



F*ck this shirt and F*ck you too  
12/9/2022 11:04:47 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi



Pic #7 makes this gi look like @$$
It's a good gi tho, wish I needed a gray  
12/8/2022 11:37:54 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard



This is kinda fire, make it easy for me fellas and buy up the XL  
11/21/2022 1:28:54 AM
1 Comment
Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold



This gi is nice for a purple belch. Fuji gis have a great cut, and has worked well for me when doing judo. Size A3 is perfect for me  
10/27/2022 10:51:06 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black



This is for all you My lil pony mf's  
9/26/2022 12:13:28 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



Stfu all of you  
9/23/2022 3:43:46 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



This would be perfect if it didn't have the fake superhero on the chest  
9/22/2022 2:37:01 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Thrash" Spats



"Trash" spats... idk I might cop these tho  
9/12/2022 1:17:50 AM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard



Bjjhq is beating this design to death, and it's still fugly  
9/9/2022 1:14:31 AM
0 Comments
93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



Not too hard to fool a vegan  
9/6/2022 12:09:05 AM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



Markus you and your mom like dongs   
8/27/2022 11:41:40 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat



Jimmy over here droppin facts and not turds  
8/27/2022 4:16:14 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



This gi would be dope if it wasn't for the ugly dragon patches  
8/20/2022 1:35:31 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard



The only thing that sux about this rashie is the ugly logo on the chest  
8/19/2022 1:21:04 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



You f*cker's still gonna buy w/o the nip slip?  
8/15/2022 11:20:30 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts



In a few days this will be available as a t-shirt  
8/14/2022 11:10:51 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



My first Progress purchase   
8/14/2022 3:55:59 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



Inverted Gear meets Cocomelon  
7/29/2022 1:53:43 AM
0 Comments
Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White



Not trying to buy an expensive white gi, I always get my training partners blood on it  
7/27/2022 12:07:02 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



I should've got those Manto Miami spats  
7/25/2022 11:24:48 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



TF!??? What TF even is this fugly @$$ BS 10P vibed out rashie???  
6/23/2022 11:52:14 PM
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Manto "Diablo" Shorts



Fugly AF demon shorts  
6/18/2022 12:40:29 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



Nice colors, but the design is fug.
Also no need for a sweater here in CO while temp is in the high 80's low 90's  
6/14/2022 2:50:09 AM
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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee



Get ready fellas, rolling deals coming soon, don't get caught slippin  
8/29/2021 12:09:58 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)



Like if you're ready to get this Purge started lol  
8/24/2021 11:11:10 PM
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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black



1. F* these shorts
2. F* these fools typing paragraphs  
8/24/2021 12:11:15 AM
1 Comment
Toro "PBR" T-Shirt - Grey



Ya'll trippin, real men drink beer, I'm coppin this  
8/22/2021 12:25:10 AM
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Tatami Elite Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Blue



The comments were taken over tonight by people who need to be Purged  
8/17/2021 2:14:01 AM
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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"



Don't let this crap fool you fellas, before you know it BJJHQ will be dropping rolling deals, don't sleep  
8/14/2021 12:25:16 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green



Bjjhq is trolling us with this one  
8/13/2021 12:11:17 AM
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93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green



The fellas comments are hittin tonight, much better than last night  
8/13/2021 12:10:54 AM
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Tatami "The Competitor" BJJ Gi - Blue



The comments were trash tonight fellas, do better  
8/12/2021 1:12:53 AM
0 Comments
93brand Athletic Workout Shirts 2-PACK



No Erick... absolutely not, keep your weird fetishes to yourself  
8/10/2021 11:18:38 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave gi - White



This doesn't match my blue belt  
8/9/2021 11:04:24 PM
1 Comment
93brand Standard Issue Grappling Tights - Green/Orange



Not sure what's worse, the spats or the model pics  
7/22/2021 11:29:46 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey



🤢  
7/20/2021 11:07:17 PM
2 Comments
93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts



Camel toes and moose knuckles   
7/20/2021 12:08:07 AM
0 Comments
93brand Graffiti Spats



These spats are dope AF!!!  
7/17/2021 11:02:19 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



Nice shirt, not worth $15  
7/13/2021 2:40:57 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Base Rashguard - Tiger Camo



My 1st scramble rashie   
7/9/2021 8:01:01 AM
0 Comments
Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats



Dope spats, minus the demon and the sus-sumo  
7/6/2021 2:56:57 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi



I wish I didn't have so many gi's already 😔  
7/3/2021 11:05:56 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Old School" Gi - Blue



I won't deserve this until I make purple belt  
7/2/2021 1:03:26 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White



This gi is dope, I'm hoping the A1XL sells out to take the temptation away  
6/28/2021 11:26:31 PM
0 Comments
93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)



"Deals" like this mean you get to take the night off from being a bjj gear whore  
6/25/2021 1:05:04 AM
0 Comments
93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition



These memes are hella weak AF  
6/16/2021 11:53:03 PM
1 Comment
Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard



Rockin man-cheeks on your back ain't the move  
6/15/2021 6:19:45 AM
0 Comments
93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)



-_-  
6/13/2021 11:02:47 PM
0 Comments
93brand BRASILIA Spats



🤢🤮  
6/11/2021 11:03:02 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag



My wife gave me the green light to buy this
#GoodFriday  
6/11/2021 8:01:27 PM
1 Comment
Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats



Nice spats, almost worth $35  
6/9/2021 5:59:31 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue



Not paying to watch it  
6/7/2021 12:47:53 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Rival Grappling Spats - Black & Camo



That tatami msg bag is so cute 😬  
6/5/2021 2:43:36 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue



I really don't need another gi... My wife would be pissed... if A1XL is not sold out in the morning I'm pulling the trigger on this  
5/28/2021 12:39:18 AM
1 Comment
93brand "COMBATE" Spats



Good spats... but not $35 good  
5/26/2021 11:09:24 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black



No A1XL... -_-  
5/25/2021 11:02:21 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts



-_-  
5/24/2021 11:01:24 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Crest T-shirt



Well, I just saved $22, that's a win for me. 1 less pkg of bjj gear to smuggle past the wife  
5/5/2021 3:38:20 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi



Pic 12 & 13... #graciebarra  
5/1/2021 11:09:14 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Wind Camo" Ranked BJJ Rash Guard



The wht looks dope   
4/17/2021 11:18:16 PM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

LOL
5/22/2021 12:25:57 AM
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93brand "Local Butchers" Lightweight Hoodie

When people love it, it gets sold out
5/24/2021 6:42:56 PM
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Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts

1 like, 1 dislike
5/25/2021 5:48:49 PM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

When it finally loads, the item will be sold out, might be able to get a Small
5/25/2021 11:12:58 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue

Pew pew, I keep telling my wife that I'll sell my unused gi's... if she ever figures out BJJHQ, that'll be the end of my comments lmao!
5/28/2021 12:13:59 PM
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93brand Strong Snake Rashguard

I'm loving all the energies on here, especially when the featured item is -_-
5/31/2021 12:03:28 AM
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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

How is your bag falling apart bjjhq's problem?
It's either you beat it up, or the bag is less quality than you expect, which was made by 93brand.
6/7/2021 12:51:17 AM
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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Jr and friends, love when dudes turtle up
6/9/2021 6:03:47 AM
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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

The people who disliked don't like math
6/11/2021 8:09:02 PM
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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

Where's my BOUGHT THIS DEAL tag?
6/11/2021 8:04:59 PM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Dude, send them an email
6/13/2021 11:04:30 PM
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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

Like Biden
6/16/2021 11:53:38 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

I find value in kitsune's cut, the A1XL is my fave fit
6/20/2021 11:40:14 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

I got the old version of these spats, they are pretty low rise, but this version is different and seems like an improvement
6/21/2021 11:48:12 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

Camel toes and moose knuckles
6/21/2021 11:46:22 PM
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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

If I was a girl I'd be a lesbo, I'm not taking from nobody
6/25/2021 6:25:50 PM
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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Gi's will always be cooler than looking like you're wearing swimwear
7/1/2021 9:53:50 AM
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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Fingers*
7/3/2021 11:28:45 PM
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Scramble Base Rashguard - Tiger Camo

Alot of ppl are just wack AF
7/9/2021 7:29:07 PM
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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Yes
7/20/2021 12:10:00 AM
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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

*correction* I did not buy this deal, I bought yesterday's shorts lol
7/20/2021 11:09:18 PM
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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Bjjhq is playing a joke on me cuz I'm such a valued customer, I'm feeling the love tbh ????
7/20/2021 11:25:35 PM
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Tatami Estilo Black Label BJJ Gi White/Grey

Yo that promo code is legit
7/22/2021 4:51:30 AM
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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

Savage! lmao
7/23/2021 11:37:07 PM
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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

minus that skull
7/26/2021 11:20:49 PM
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93brand "Brasilia 2.0" Spats

dude... spats are not for you
7/31/2021 11:37:19 PM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave gi - White

I gave your mom my white belt
8/10/2021 12:27:43 AM
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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave gi - White

look at the A2S dude
8/10/2021 12:30:12 AM
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Tatami "The Competitor" BJJ Gi - Blue

Shes like "Do I have to tie this JBJ thingy?"
8/12/2021 1:08:36 AM
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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

75% meh
8/14/2021 12:18:08 AM
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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

LOL!
8/24/2021 12:33:19 AM
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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

??????
8/29/2021 12:07:32 AM
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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Hiding from the Purge
8/29/2021 11:10:52 PM
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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

No he just has no quads
8/29/2021 11:13:12 PM
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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

This Friday
8/29/2021 11:11:06 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

**BOUGHT YESTERDAYS DEAL**
6/14/2022 2:52:10 AM
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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Bongs
6/18/2022 12:37:05 AM
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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

That's gayer than gay
6/24/2022 11:45:18 PM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Everyone who matters
7/25/2022 11:27:32 PM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

T-U-N-I-T, you defended dongs like a high school girl defends her bf who slept with her bff
7/28/2022 12:23:28 AM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

No because Manto is affordable
7/28/2022 12:24:57 AM
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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

You are what you post
7/29/2022 1:48:40 AM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Your husband will miss you
8/6/2022 1:30:14 PM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Stfu
8/6/2022 1:26:55 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

By ninja boot do you mean your vagina?
8/6/2022 11:43:35 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Isn't your mom in Dongsville?
8/7/2022 3:38:21 AM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Stfu Snail, only thing worst than an @$$ kisser is a Dong rider
8/19/2022 1:23:16 AM
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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

You're here to READ comments NOT make them
8/19/2022 1:25:18 AM
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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

Those who cannot think for themselves will be hated, and Generic_WhiteGirl, please STFU
8/21/2022 11:24:39 AM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

Stfu whitebelch
8/25/2022 11:34:01 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Stfu
8/27/2022 11:42:13 PM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Toilet here is the answer to your question...
F* dongs, F* you too
8/29/2022 4:43:04 PM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

This poser dongs is more true than the liar dongs
8/29/2022 4:51:25 PM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Good riddance, now you and your mom will have to look elsewhere for dongs
8/30/2022 12:43:01 AM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Jimmy we need better, that one is not creative at all. Don't be like dongs, be consistent
8/31/2022 2:49:15 PM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

This is your bjjhq family
8/31/2022 2:50:59 PM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

All you dongs fans, behold your new leader!
9/1/2022 12:38:47 AM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

All you dongs fans, behold your new leader!
9/1/2022 12:39:21 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Tunit you have sh*t for brains and I feel sorry for you madre
9/9/2022 1:21:24 AM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Honey, I said those exact words to your mom
9/9/2022 1:17:25 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Hopefully you didn't miss out on the my lil pony gi
9/27/2022 12:43:17 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

or BETCH
9/27/2022 12:43:58 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Do us a favor, have a good night sleep, and never wake up
9/27/2022 12:47:08 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I'm the nicest troll you'll ever meet, and I'm not homophobic, I'm allergic lol
9/27/2022 2:08:07 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Tunit don't bite my sh**
9/28/2022 1:49:45 AM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Stfu Tunit
9/29/2022 11:15:42 PM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

And the guy who's banging your mom
9/30/2022 12:29:27 AM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Stfu Tunit
9/30/2022 9:46:22 PM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Dude that's your mom
9/29/2022 11:14:30 PM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Dude your mom was so amazing last night, I'm gonna let your comment slide
10/1/2022 11:42:58 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Stfu
10/3/2022 1:59:44 AM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Tunit, your mom now also walks on all fours just to be ready for her 1stripe blue belt bull
10/3/2022 7:33:00 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Bow down Tunit, I make bukkake TikToks with your mom
10/3/2022 7:37:31 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Stfu, cucks dont get to speak here
10/3/2022 7:41:57 PM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Stfu Tunit
10/4/2022 11:50:50 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Snowflake and I will spit roast your mom if you don't stfu, son
10/4/2022 11:50:00 AM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Stfu Tunit,
Scram, prove to everyone that you are not Dongs and denounce dongs
10/5/2022 2:57:57 AM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Stfu Monteagle or you will take L's like Tunit lol
10/5/2022 7:18:46 PM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Your mom fancy's my balls on her chin
10/5/2022 2:55:11 AM
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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Lmao, you love taking L's just like your mom loves getting backshots
10/6/2022 12:06:59 AM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Not true Tunit, your mom swallows my kids
10/7/2022 2:06:29 AM
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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

And we watch you sit out every round and talk about all your injuries
10/8/2022 7:19:52 AM
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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Monty plz stfu, wtf are you even talking about
10/8/2022 3:37:19 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

No one knows
10/9/2022 4:04:45 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I don't know what's easier, smashing your guard or smashing your mom
10/9/2022 3:25:01 AM
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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

B*tch, you make Tunit seem half educated, stfu rest-round
10/10/2022 11:33:58 AM
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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

That's a diss? Lol
Jimmy why you talking you're literally a talking piece of sh*t
10/10/2022 8:57:00 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

The only chicks you're banging is Handgela and Palmela
10/13/2022 2:34:27 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

You're the type of "dude" to toss another man's salad
10/13/2022 2:33:37 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

I always put away my shopping carts d*ck breath
10/14/2022 1:02:52 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Minus all that gay sh*t, butt patches are dope af
10/15/2022 1:06:25 AM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Stfu Adder
10/15/2022 1:07:43 AM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Lol, Tunit you are the reason our comments keeps getting deleted, go turn some tricks and tell us how much money you made
10/15/2022 7:25:06 PM
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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Tunit the logo on that shirt is like a window into your soul,
-how you feel every time you roll and get smashed,
-the struggle you have about coming out of the closet
-what you do every night before you sleep
-what you do as soon as you wake up and realize you have to live another day as you
10/16/2022 12:23:45 AM
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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Shut up f*ckboi
10/16/2022 3:47:42 AM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Correction, 1stripe white belts peg you daily
Lol
10/17/2022 2:22:17 PM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Stfu clone
10/17/2022 2:16:13 PM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Yeet is the type to d*ck ride Tunit
10/17/2022 2:19:12 PM
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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Weak sauce mofo, you are running low on material Tunit
10/18/2022 3:59:57 PM
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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

So random, you too are running out of ideas
10/18/2022 4:03:20 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Tunit has multiple personalities
10/19/2022 12:14:05 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You two sound like you are projecting your own demons
10/19/2022 12:44:49 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

What's wrong with your grammar f*ckboi?
10/19/2022 12:43:12 PM
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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Tunit you're so gay you can't even drive straight, stop pretending you're not
10/22/2022 4:22:28 AM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

1stripe lives rent free in your head... f*ckboi
10/22/2022 11:24:16 PM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Tunit you're so gay that no one can even say that with a straight face
10/26/2022 2:23:29 AM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Stfu Phanny u phuckboi cum juggler
10/26/2022 3:46:14 PM
Comment on:
Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Stfu Dundee, at least we still have freedom
10/26/2022 2:27:44 AM
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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

Bjjhq was tired of you guys drooling
10/27/2022 1:01:40 AM
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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Well are you leaner or fatter???
10/28/2022 12:08:54 AM
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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Not here dumbo, send bjjhq an email
10/28/2022 12:04:18 AM
Comment on:
Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Stfu Tony
10/28/2022 3:13:15 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That's so 2020
10/28/2022 2:10:56 PM
Comment on:
Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Tunit has had a hard life, mainly because he loves being pegged
11/2/2022 10:22:21 AM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Dongs was a lier, a cheater, and a coward. Dongs had no stripes on his whitebelch
11/3/2022 11:55:04 AM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

You mf's will get your dumb bag just be more patient, you guys will end up refilling the Euphrates River with all of your tears
11/3/2022 11:53:12 AM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Tunit prefers his men to have steamed buns
11/3/2022 11:57:03 AM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Maybe your passion is not bjj
11/3/2022 12:03:49 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

And his vag, which he calls his "Gina"
11/3/2022 12:02:03 PM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Go to Walmart for soap and shampoo, f*ck face
11/3/2022 11:58:56 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

I rolled with that guy too, he said Tunit oil checked him the whole round
11/4/2022 3:08:15 PM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

It's funny but also sad that yeet really lived this and just replaces himself with someone cooler
11/4/2022 3:04:02 PM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Tunit, the guy who "accidentally" washed his white belt with red clothes to show his true colors
11/7/2022 3:36:52 AM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Tunit they got XS for you and your teammates
11/21/2022 1:31:42 AM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Tf is a tigee??? Things white belts say smfh
11/23/2022 4:30:59 PM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Lmfao! Isaackkw we need you to comment more
11/23/2022 4:48:23 PM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

No guy, there is only Bjjhq, no where else can you find cheap or plain short sleeve rash guards
Omfg
11/23/2022 4:40:06 PM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Tramp stamps need to be on the pants
11/23/2022 4:56:28 PM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Tunit do you feel embarrassed when you show up to open mat late with "mash potatoes" on your face, in your hair, and on your hands?
11/23/2022 4:54:42 PM
Comment on:
Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Someone should staple your butt shut, feed you, and keep feeding you and feeding you
12/8/2022 11:42:29 PM
Comment on:
Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

There's a lot to unpack here... a lot of typos
12/9/2022 3:59:26 PM
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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Same, my greatest mistake as a white belch was buying so many gi's, BJJHQ enabled my addiction...
This gi is dope af too
12/12/2022 12:58:49 AM
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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

He's drunk dongs
12/12/2022 1:03:14 AM
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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Maybe you will have a poop so clean you won't even need to wipe
12/12/2022 1:05:34 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Buru is gaining momentum, he is on the path to surpass dongs
12/16/2022 2:52:23 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Ikr, pisses me off when they don't put it on the butt, that's where it belongs!
12/16/2022 2:50:23 AM
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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

-This rashie is dope, would be better with a bigger design.
-Not the hero we need
-Buru is hero we have been given, like it or not
12/17/2022 11:17:09 PM
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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

I'm about to be 2 stripe blue belt
Merry Xmas
12/17/2022 11:39:30 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy


She don't look juicy
12/23/2022 1:46:17 AM
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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

I dont know what is worst, the sandals or this resurrected garbage
12/25/2022 2:18:16 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Reading your mom's diary huh?
12/25/2022 2:19:20 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

say "What are those!?"
12/25/2022 2:26:54 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Stfu with that c-spec BS
12/25/2022 2:28:09 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Buru you f*ck face, your gonna have to show dongs that you are here to stay
12/26/2022 12:04:17 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

I like your energy but Stfu already with that BS, f*ck Biden, f*ck Trump, and a big Merry F*ck You too
12/26/2022 12:09:44 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)


Kevin Spacey wants to see that nip too
12/30/2022 3:25:40 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)


Dongs, Buru, step up your game, this mf will be throwing rocks at your throne
12/30/2022 3:28:24 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)


Tofu, stand back up, pull your pants up, wipe your mouth, and most importantly, Stfu
12/30/2022 3:24:57 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)


No disrespect, Tofu is soft, and filled with estrogen
12/30/2022 6:52:27 PM
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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi Black

Points at Patricio: you sir are out of control
1/3/2023 10:44:50 AM
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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Schnarf is the BS we need, do you King
Lmao
1/4/2023 11:53:20 PM
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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

A lot of both, just remember to pace yourself, longevity shall produce the greatest you are on path for...
Usually I get paid to drop such knowledge
1/5/2023 12:05:50 AM
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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Wtf, Black and Pink??? Not unless you're Brett the Hitman Hart
1/4/2023 11:49:16 PM
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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

I got 99 probs and velcro ain't one
1/5/2023 2:30:40 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Were you guys born with or without sleeves?
1/6/2023 1:35:04 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

That blacked out panda gi was dope af
1/5/2023 11:32:45 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I wonder if he's married to Palmela and Handgela
1/6/2023 1:37:22 PM
Comment on:
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Congrats on the promo!... you no-stripe Blue belch mf
1/6/2023 1:33:14 PM
Comment on:
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Then the Ol m8 whipped out his comb like Johnny bravo, after slaying your whole gym
1/6/2023 2:12:12 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I looked it up lol
1/6/2023 8:39:53 PM
Comment on:
"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

F*ck bro, too much to read, I mean why tf you gotta type so much? Lol idc what you said this s*it is to mf long...
Cheers
1/7/2023 2:23:25 AM
Comment on:
GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Google it Sandbag, you f* face
1/16/2023 12:59:15 PM
Comment on:
GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

I hope your bjj is better than your googling... or are you... sandbaggging?
1/16/2023 1:35:13 PM
Comment on:
GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

We are now taking applications for Patricio' temp replacement, you only get one shot like B rabbit
1/16/2023 1:41:51 PM
Comment on:
GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

That's what happened to my BloodSport spats, I wasn't paying attention, showed up on rolling deals for a steal, and I missed out. Broke my heart, I still haven't recovered, I've only became jaded and cynical since.
I will never recover from missing out on those spats... BloodSport is my top 3 fave movie of all-time, and I need the spats to go with my BloodSport rashguard which is a size or two too small since I became a jacked 1stripe Blue belch... soon to be 2stripe.
I have just spilled out my heart and it won't happen again... -_-
1/16/2023 1:10:39 PM
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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Thx bro, Enjoy your vacay. When you get back your crown will still be here, next to Buru and Snarf's.

Ps: for everyone else, Snarf's crown has his name written in red sharpie on masking tape, covering up something that might have read Dangs or something, the A is pretty scratched out
1/16/2023 3:08:06 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

We don't talk about that BS here, plus we are Packer fans
1/17/2023 3:36:46 PM
Comment on:
Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

I feel your pain 86, but I acquired so much that even became disappointed in myself... worst part is I can't justify buying any... almost any gi, rashie, spats, etc.
I capped out my bjjgear as a wht/blue belch :/
1/19/2023 7:40:36 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Just renew your playgirl subscription
1/19/2023 11:16:47 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Sugarloaf, don't let the d*ck riders' dislikes bother you, do your thing prince... because you are not yet a king
1/20/2023 3:30:28 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Mr Fuji, can you make a calendar for all these thirsty bjj guys?
1/20/2023 3:25:24 PM
Comment on:
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Don't give up sugarloaf
1/22/2023 12:37:03 AM
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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Blue belts wear Tatami
1/25/2023 12:38:50 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

Mom dick beat off...
Just testing to see if my comment is deleted
1/26/2023 4:19:14 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

The app just needs some TLC but you gotta pay the coder(s)
1/31/2023 2:57:34 PM
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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Uh oh your clipboard sounds like it is infected with dummyware
1/31/2023 2:52:37 PM
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