I've got a bucket of chicken and a new black card, ready for some of these deals shawtyyyyyy. BUT I'm not buying anything until Doughjo gets here. Is that a cheetah print c-spec I see? Nope! Not this time! Might need to go get more chicken.   

Could really go for some PF Chang's right now   

Thinking about changing my name back to the Big Biscuit. Not sure yet, just trying to get some feedback from the group

These shorts are excellent by the way. I highly reccomend anything by Scramble, but I love their shorts the most.   

Crab
  

These are very good shorts yes yes I highly recommend them.   

Whoa whoa WHOA! What gives? Last week you guys tell me we're done doing weekened Rolling Deals now you hit Crabby with the switch-ola?!?! This crab needs to go sell some crypto! Save Crabby a Reapshow rashguard will ya?  

Well my friends, here we are. The last Rolling Deals weekend ever at BJJHQ. We've had a lot of laughs along the way, heck even Fate got his Mizu Dogi! Just don't think for a second that this is the end. What will Crabby do now you ask? Well I'm excited to share that I have begun working on the prototype for my BJJHQ exclusive nogi set, stay tuned! THE CRAB ABIDES and as always, I'll see you on the mats! OSS   

Ahoy shipmates! Oo-de-lally and FRABJOUS DAY! It’s that time again yes you guessed it my friends, the Rolling Deals are upon us once more! Big Crab here aka Crabby and formerly known as The Big Biscuit. Join me if you will on what some jiujiteiros are calling the greatest rolling deals event in modern history. I’ve personally scoured this fine list of treasures and curios and can say with the utmost confidence that there’s a little something for everyone on this list. Here’s Crabby’s watchlist for this weekend:

- 17. Scramble GLYPH Blackout shorts
- 46. Inverted Gear Voyager gi
- 75. Krispy Killer rashguard
- 89. 93brand Goose Feather gi

That’s all this crab has to say for now! See you chums in the checkout line, and see you on the mats! OSS
  

I had a dream last night that it was still Summer and this old crab was out on the back patio flipping burgers, smoking a gas station cigar and watching all the jets go by decorating the sky in chemtrails. Good times.   

Look alive you JABRONIS! Crabby here, formerly known as The Big Biscuit, back once again! The Rolling Deals are on like MidWest Kong and you bet those eggheads up North put together a stacked lineup to keep you satiated all weekend. I’m talking nothing but the finest deals for all the good little Jiujiteiros across the GLOBE! Armbar soap is already off the market at the time of this broadcast message, but you can bet your ass you’ll get another chance at the turnaround! Keep your eyes peeled for some rare treasures this weekend, this team is going deep into the burrows of the BJJHQ warehouse to find items once believed to be consigned to OBLIVION. Will we ever get a chance to see Continuous Flow’s “Invade a Limb” series ever again?!?! Not this time, but this Crab is still holding on to hope! These deals are moving fast, Don’t be late! Old Crabby’s gonna roll up a fat one and let the money do the talking from here. See you on the mats! OSS   

Two for the price of one with that sexy 5" in-seam mhmmm Crabby says this one is a buy!   

Another summer has come and gone.... DAMMIT!

At least we have BJJHQ to keep us happy and hopeful! 🌞❤🙏  

Welcome back to another exciting episode of Rolling Deals! Crabby here aka Master Crab joining you LIVE! for what some jiujiteiros are calling the greatest rolling deals event OF THE YEAR! It’s a Masters Worlds, Labor Day, End of Summer triple threat BLOWOUT and we’ve got deals so damn hot they’re burning down the house like your Great Uncle Lenny working the grill at the Labor Day cookout. I’m talking deals so damn SEXY they’ll even make that crazy Mizu Dogi Hoarder blush when he sees them. I’m telling ya we’ve got Halloween rashies on sale in this BITCH! Phone up the backpack guy, there’s more sacks on sale than he can handle! PIPING HOT deals on top rated gear from the usual suspects at Scramble, 93 Brand, Kitsune and Tatami but that’s not all! Do I spy Hyperfly?!?! We’ve got all the DEEP CUTS on sale too folks! So grab a hotdog, crack open your favorite beverage, whip out the black card and get ready for the greatest sales event in all of Jiu Jitsu. We’re excited for you to be here! See you on the mats OSS!   

First Crab!  

Ahoy shipmates! Captain Crabby on deck! I’ll be your MC for the weekend, Master Crab that is! There’s a lot of precious treasures on sale this weekend and there’s never been a better time to buy! We’ve got Labor Day open mats coming up folks! Lord knows if you show up dressed like a scrub that girl from your gym you’ve been DMing is gonna find another 3-stripe white belt to go to Carraba’s with, capiche?! Oh, you’re still rocking that musty, yellow stained Gracie Barra gi from 6 years ago that you bought for $250? Why don’t you get a Mizu Dogi and be a REAL MAN?!?! Rashguards, backpacks, spats and more! Half Sumo, Kitsune, Scramble oh my! We’ve got it all right here at the right price all weekend long. Jabronis keep doomscrolling, we’ll be here DEAL ROLLING. Crabbys boutta get himself a brand new ninja turtles rashie, see you on the mats! OSS  

How do you do my fellow Jiujiteiros! I think Crabby took the wrong pills with his morning apple sauce, should be an exciting open mat later. Thats all for today, this Crab's gotta run!   

Hello everybody and welcome back to Rolling Deals! Big Crab here, but you can call me Crabby. I’ll be your host this weekend, along side my colleagues 10th Planet Catboy and that whacky Mizu Dogi Hoarder! School season is here and the kiddos are back to being indoctrinated in the government classrooms. It’s a great time to purchase some new swag for when you play hooky from work and show up blasted at the midday class! Look for those beautiful Kitsune rashguards and Flow gis and Scramble on everything! Grab a backpack while you’re at it and you already know the eggheads over at the Armbar Soap company have something special for you at the turnaround. Do I spy a Krispy Killer rashguard?!?!? Summer is just about over but the deals are still HOT! See you on the mats! OSS  

Happy Friday folks! What's your favorite guard pass? Drop a comment below, don't forget to subscribe to the mailing list. Rolling Deals tonight at 11, see you there  

According to a study done by Duke University you are 7% more likely to finish your opponent via mounted triangle when wearing a Flow Kimonos gi. This is most likely due to Flow's patented diamond weave design. Certainly something to take into consideration if you're on the fence about this purchase. I went ahead and bought two just to be sure. That's all this Crab has to say for today, ta-ta for now!   

Description is misleading. I eat part of the soap after each training session. The jungle sourced oils and minerals help with the recovery process   

Well pinch my crustaceous red cock and call me Captain Hook, the Rolling Deals are upon us once again! No doubt we’ve got some DEALS this weekend that are HOTTER than this August heat! I’d love to give you all an in-depth preview of what’s to come, but Miroslav in customer service forgot to send me the pre-sale sheet again. You’re killing me Miroslav! EVERYTHING MUST GO THIS WEEKEND FOLKS! No ifs ands or butts about it, so tell all the jolly fat kids and short toad people to get in here and clear out all this inventory will ya??? Crabbys got a fifth of Henny and a new credi card so you know it’s about go down like Goblin Town! See you jabronis on the mats!   

DEALS on DEALS it's the DEAL days of summer ladies and gentlemen! The armbar soap is here and gone already but don't you worry, you'll get another chance at the turnaround! Be on the lookout for those wonderful Scramble gis early on followed by a treasure trove of Kitsune nogi gear down the pipe. Grab a tshirt or two or better yet, grab one for the whole family! Do I spy a Mizu Dogi on that list?!?! I don't think so! Somebody call up the Brinks truck, Crabby is going on another shopping spree! See you all on the mats!   

Scramble shorts are great, I guarantee they'll be some of the best grappling shorts you own. All you need is a credit card that's up to date and don't forget those three whacky digits on the back! See you blokes on the mats

Love,
Big Crab, formerly known as Big Steve, formerly know. as The Big Biscuit
  

DEALS on DEALS and you already know Crabby won it big on the scratchers this week. Teeing off with an absolute banger with thee armbar soap, I'll take 17. Looking for anything Scramble, gis from Flow Kimonos and maybe a tshirt or two. Will the Mizu Dogi finally make an appearance? You already know the answer is no. See you at the checkout counter OSS  

Just copped this deal, another great deal from Scramble should pair nicely wit the black rashie from earlier this week. I'm stoked for this open mat tomorrow. Gonna rip the fastest dab while blasting Down Down to Goblin Town in the parking lot. White belts beware! OSS!   

I highly reccomend anything made by Scramble. This product has the official Big Crab seal of approval!   

This is a follow up message for the customer service department. I was promised a free Mizu Dogi after one of your staff tried hitting on my wife at the last Gi Market Flea Market pop up. Reaching out again as I still have not received any tracking info. Thanks


- Big Crab aka The Big Biscuit
  

Today's scratch off wins are paying for this one. Shoutout to the Go Mart on Fairmont Ave  

oh shawtyyy it's been a while but Crabby finally hit big on the scratch offs time to get some new rashies baby   

We love you Tony   

HO HO HO! Crabby Claus and the Elves (boys) back again for some more holiday rolling deals action! I've been doing a lot of shopping lately as you can tell. I highly reccomend Tatami and Scramble for gis, Scramble for shorts and Fuji for rashguards. A lot of good deals on the CHEAP. If you find any half sumo in your size get it.   

Crabby and the boys just pulled up. Welcome back to the stage of history shawtyyyyyyyy  

Crabby here again. Coming in solo, the boys refused to show up. They keep trying to tell me I'm addicted to Rolling Deals, but I won't listen. Now you guys are doing Black Friday Mystery Shuffle? At this rate I'll be broke by Christmas shawtyyy. I'm not even training at the gym anymore, I just sit around refreshing this app all day and checking the Instagram page for the next rolling deals. I've been trying to get an A2L gi for four days straight now. Maybe I have a problem, I don't know. I just wish Diane didn't leave me...  

Just when you thought it was over, Crabby and the boys are back for the R-R-R-REMIX Shawtyyyyyyy!   

What happened to the 93 brand turkey baster? We just giving up on Thanksgiving now?   

Round 4 of rolling deals?!?!? Crabby and the boys busting open the piggy banks on this one shawtyyyyy  

Round 3 and oh shawty you guessed it! Crabby and the boys just pulled up ready to run up that credit card debt for some more fresh deals. Looking out of #20 Aesthetic "tie dye" shorts gotta have it, GOTTA have it! Items are shipping fast folks! Already got my Scramble Okami shorts in the mail. Clock's ticking, DONT BE LATE! 😉  

Crabby and the boys are back for some more of these deals shawtyyyyyy  

Let's post that bag again. I don't think everyone had enough time to claim it