Well pinch my crustaceous red cock and call me Captain Hook, the Rolling Deals are upon us once again! No doubt we’ve got some DEALS this weekend that are HOTTER than this August heat! I’d love to give you all an in-depth preview of what’s to come, but Miroslav in customer service forgot to send me the pre-sale sheet again. You’re killing me Miroslav! EVERYTHING MUST GO THIS WEEKEND FOLKS! No ifs ands or butts about it, so tell all the jolly fat kids and short toad people to get in here and clear out all this inventory will ya??? Crabbys got a fifth of Henny and a new credi card so you know it’s about go down like Goblin Town! See you jabronis on the mats!   

DEALS on DEALS it's the DEAL days of summer ladies and gentlemen! The armbar soap is here and gone already but don't you worry, you'll get another chance at the turnaround! Be on the lookout for those wonderful Scramble gis early on followed by a treasure trove of Kitsune nogi gear down the pipe. Grab a tshirt or two or better yet, grab one for the whole family! Do I spy a Mizu Dogi on that list?!?! I don't think so! Somebody call up the Brinks truck, Crabby is going on another shopping spree! See you all on the mats!   

Scramble shorts are great, I guarantee they'll be some of the best grappling shorts you own. All you need is a credit card that's up to date and don't forget those three whacky digits on the back! See you blokes on the mats

Love,
Big Crab, formerly known as Big Steve, formerly know. as The Big Biscuit
  

DEALS on DEALS and you already know Crabby won it big on the scratchers this week. Teeing off with an absolute banger with thee armbar soap, I'll take 17. Looking for anything Scramble, gis from Flow Kimonos and maybe a tshirt or two. Will the Mizu Dogi finally make an appearance? You already know the answer is no. See you at the checkout counter OSS  

Just copped this deal, another great deal from Scramble should pair nicely wit the black rashie from earlier this week. I'm stoked for this open mat tomorrow. Gonna rip the fastest dab while blasting Down Down to Goblin Town in the parking lot. White belts beware! OSS!   

I highly reccomend anything made by Scramble. This product has the official Big Crab seal of approval!   

This is a follow up message for the customer service department. I was promised a free Mizu Dogi after one of your staff tried hitting on my wife at the last Gi Market Flea Market pop up. Reaching out again as I still have not received any tracking info. Thanks


- Big Crab aka The Big Biscuit
  

Today's scratch off wins are paying for this one. Shoutout to the Go Mart on Fairmont Ave  

oh shawtyyy it's been a while but Crabby finally hit big on the scratch offs time to get some new rashies baby   

We love you Tony   

HO HO HO! Crabby Claus and the Elves (boys) back again for some more holiday rolling deals action! I've been doing a lot of shopping lately as you can tell. I highly reccomend Tatami and Scramble for gis, Scramble for shorts and Fuji for rashguards. A lot of good deals on the CHEAP. If you find any half sumo in your size get it.   

Crabby and the boys just pulled up. Welcome back to the stage of history shawtyyyyyyyy  

Crabby here again. Coming in solo, the boys refused to show up. They keep trying to tell me I'm addicted to Rolling Deals, but I won't listen. Now you guys are doing Black Friday Mystery Shuffle? At this rate I'll be broke by Christmas shawtyyy. I'm not even training at the gym anymore, I just sit around refreshing this app all day and checking the Instagram page for the next rolling deals. I've been trying to get an A2L gi for four days straight now. Maybe I have a problem, I don't know. I just wish Diane didn't leave me...  

Just when you thought it was over, Crabby and the boys are back for the R-R-R-REMIX Shawtyyyyyyy!   

What happened to the 93 brand turkey baster? We just giving up on Thanksgiving now?   

Round 4 of rolling deals?!?!? Crabby and the boys busting open the piggy banks on this one shawtyyyyy  

Round 3 and oh shawty you guessed it! Crabby and the boys just pulled up ready to run up that credit card debt for some more fresh deals. Looking out of #20 Aesthetic "tie dye" shorts gotta have it, GOTTA have it! Items are shipping fast folks! Already got my Scramble Okami shorts in the mail. Clock's ticking, DONT BE LATE! 😉  

Crabby and the boys are back for some more of these deals shawtyyyyyy  

Let's post that bag again. I don't think everyone had enough time to claim it