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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi (Black) With Comp Convertible Backpack/Duffle



Sorry men, Uncle Tobias is being censored. BJJHQ ain't into thick girls like the rest of us.

If I die remember me.  
5/29/2020 12:59:47 PM
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Tatami "Mat Rat" Rashguard



Looks like the ladies just ain't into this one. Trust me, I know what the ladies want.  
5/28/2020 5:41:23 PM
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Inverted Gear "Classic" BJJ Gi - Navy



Where the honies?  
5/26/2020 4:02:07 PM
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Hypnotik Jumpman Shorts - White



hello ladies  
5/23/2020 11:00:27 PM
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93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition



Thumbs Up if you're with Lovoto tonight at F2W.

Shoutout to my boy Edwin.  
5/23/2020 3:52:10 PM
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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey



grips belts?  
9/7/2019 1:00:08 AM
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Scramble "Strong Beard" Rashguard



Just got the Lazertronic by Scramble. Material is on another level. Most rashguards feel like a plastic bag on my body. This baby is soft. Also, moustaches are cool.  
2/11/2019 12:27:18 PM
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Scramble "Lazertronic" Rashguard



Why isn't this sold out? Bought it.  
2/1/2019 10:48:50 PM
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Hyperfly Long Sleeve Rashguard



I like it. Too expensive though.  
1/23/2019 3:26:41 PM
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Sapien "Duo" Hybrid Shorts



rolling deals soon? :)  
1/4/2019 12:53:23 AM
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Raven Water Dragon Grappling Rashguard



Komainu hemp gi coming up today?  
10/6/2018 6:03:57 PM
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Scramble Athlete 3.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

Scramble makes terrible gi and nogi gear. Poor quality control, stitching. Although they always say the opposite because the fabrics are expensive (they claim). And just in my opinion, their gi and nogi gear fits poorly but that's going to differ for everyone.

Their street wear is high quality. Complete opposite from their gi and nogi gear.
12/12/2018 3:44:47 PM
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Scramble Athlete 3.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

They told me their belts won't shrink from washing/drying and mine shrunk a complete size down.
12/12/2018 3:57:43 PM
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Sapien "Duo" Hybrid Shorts

no pockets, laces, or zippers. no velcro or closure. there is an internal drawstring.
1/4/2019 12:51:34 AM
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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight Blue Jiu Jitsu Gi

because only two people on flat earth wear A1L. You... and the other guy. I feel you bro.
1/13/2019 11:50:00 PM
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Hyperfly "YCTH Love" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Generic comment from Edgelord's about Flo Grappling being too expensive or the stream cutting out (even though I watch it on shitty wifi and the problem is on my end).

Oh wait, this isn't Reddit?
2/16/2019 5:26:32 PM
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93brand "Fibers" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Rashguards are for NoGi bro.
2/21/2019 10:40:25 AM
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Scramble TOSHI Jiu Jitsu Gi

Yes they're slim cut in the body, tapered sleeves and legs. 93 is a wide cut. Shoot Matt a message on the Scramble facebook page and ask him for sizing advice. Try a Scramble, they're high quality and fit better than most gis.
2/26/2019 11:53:05 PM
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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

got it
9/7/2019 2:13:55 PM
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Tatami Unicorn & Stars Spats

they're not
3/21/2020 11:03:53 PM
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93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

put a ring on it or ima hittin' it.
5/22/2020 11:33:05 PM
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93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

all the ladies
5/23/2020 12:23:06 AM
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93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

then she's gonna love me
5/23/2020 1:23:16 PM
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93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

big girls need love too.
5/23/2020 4:07:15 PM
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Hypnotik Jumpman Shorts - White

I show up in my fuji camo gi after hard rounds at the gym. I start with the belt on (for the clout) but then it comes off. My abs glisten like glitter. If that doesn't get her attention, my musk will.

At that point she's mine. I proceed to drill various forms of ashi garami (foreplay) and then, then I reap the knee. Turns out, the ladies like a bad boy. I ask her to roll light, but I go hard. After I sweep her I introduce her to the closed guard. All the way closed. And then I open it.

I pass her guard. Knee on belly (3 seconds) to mount. I get my points. 11-0. Under Jeff Glover's ruleset I've already won. I could go for the sub here, but I stall. She's impressed, her boyfriend only fights sub only. She's not used to this kind of pressure.

At this point I could gift wrap to the back, but I have an 11 point lead. I can loosen up. I let her recover quarter guard. It was a trap. I ninja roll to the back. Hooks in, 4 points. Game over. I pass the lapel. Always pass the lapel. I finish her off with the signature Pena choke. Nothing more suave than Pena, except me.

Nogi's a little more tricky. Always go in Nicky Rod, no shirt. She won't respect a guard pull, so I wrestle. Start off with light clubbing and then turn it up. The way I see it you have 3 options here: fireman's carry, sweep single, or you hit the overhook into uchi mata. If she posts I hit the flying scissor. It's illegal. She loves it.

I stall for the rest of the match off the takedown. Fake a pass for an advantage just in case I trip and she comes on top. Porrada.

BOA! I flex my muscles and beat my chest. EU SOU O REI DESSA MERDA!
5/24/2020 3:30:02 PM
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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

Damn girl, you look like you could win an Absolute.
5/24/2020 11:28:07 PM
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Inverted Gear "Classic" BJJ Gi - Navy

as they should be.
5/26/2020 10:51:31 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Careful RC, I'm coming to take your woman.
5/27/2020 1:04:38 AM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Whoa hold up, buddy. I'm not movin' in. I'm just visiting. Gonna stop on by and show off my dick root.
5/27/2020 2:45:44 AM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Yo.

Where the babes at?
5/27/2020 1:10:14 AM
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Tatami "Mat Rat" Rashguard

Raph is best.
5/27/2020 11:18:53 PM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi (Black) With Comp Convertible Backpack/Duffle

Yes, Anthony, it be like that. It really do.

This will prob get censored too. Just said we want more hotties on the mats, so let's get some gear for the thick girls. Made admin umcomfortable, in his own words.

Big girls need love and if you can't handle it step aside or step up yo game. More for Uncle Tobias.
5/29/2020 9:02:16 PM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi (Black) With Comp Convertible Backpack/Duffle

Babes be posting every other day sayin' yo homies sell some bigger sizes. I'm all for it. You have my support.
5/29/2020 9:09:28 PM
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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight Blue Jiu Jitsu Gi

Remember what I taught you, bro.
5/31/2020 11:29:20 PM
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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight Blue Jiu Jitsu Gi

Always pass the lapel. This is important.
6/1/2020 12:03:33 PM
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Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

hello ladies
6/5/2020 7:15:13 PM
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