Scramble Athlete 3.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

Scramble makes terrible gi and nogi gear. Poor quality control, stitching. Although they always say the opposite because the fabrics are expensive (they claim). And just in my opinion, their gi and nogi gear fits poorly but that's going to differ for everyone.

Their street wear is high quality. Complete opposite from their gi and nogi gear.

Scramble Athlete 3.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

They told me their belts won't shrink from washing/drying and mine shrunk a complete size down.

Sapien "Duo" Hybrid Shorts

no pockets, laces, or zippers. no velcro or closure. there is an internal drawstring.

93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight Blue Jiu Jitsu Gi

because only two people on flat earth wear A1L. You... and the other guy. I feel you bro.

Hyperfly "YCTH Love" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Generic comment from Edgelord's about Flo Grappling being too expensive or the stream cutting out (even though I watch it on shitty wifi and the problem is on my end).

Oh wait, this isn't Reddit?

93brand "Fibers" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Rashguards are for NoGi bro.

Scramble TOSHI Jiu Jitsu Gi

Yes they're slim cut in the body, tapered sleeves and legs. 93 is a wide cut. Shoot Matt a message on the Scramble facebook page and ask him for sizing advice. Try a Scramble, they're high quality and fit better than most gis.

Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

got it

Tatami Unicorn & Stars Spats

they're not

93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

put a ring on it or ima hittin' it.

93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

all the ladies

93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

then she's gonna love me

93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

big girls need love too.

Hypnotik Jumpman Shorts - White

I show up in my fuji camo gi after hard rounds at the gym. I start with the belt on (for the clout) but then it comes off. My abs glisten like glitter. If that doesn't get her attention, my musk will.

At that point she's mine. I proceed to drill various forms of ashi garami (foreplay) and then, then I reap the knee. Turns out, the ladies like a bad boy. I ask her to roll light, but I go hard. After I sweep her I introduce her to the closed guard. All the way closed. And then I open it.

I pass her guard. Knee on belly (3 seconds) to mount. I get my points. 11-0. Under Jeff Glover's ruleset I've already won. I could go for the sub here, but I stall. She's impressed, her boyfriend only fights sub only. She's not used to this kind of pressure.

At this point I could gift wrap to the back, but I have an 11 point lead. I can loosen up. I let her recover quarter guard. It was a trap. I ninja roll to the back. Hooks in, 4 points. Game over. I pass the lapel. Always pass the lapel. I finish her off with the signature Pena choke. Nothing more suave than Pena, except me.

Nogi's a little more tricky. Always go in Nicky Rod, no shirt. She won't respect a guard pull, so I wrestle. Start off with light clubbing and then turn it up. The way I see it you have 3 options here: fireman's carry, sweep single, or you hit the overhook into uchi mata. If she posts I hit the flying scissor. It's illegal. She loves it.

I stall for the rest of the match off the takedown. Fake a pass for an advantage just in case I trip and she comes on top. Porrada.

BOA! I flex my muscles and beat my chest. EU SOU O REI DESSA MERDA!

93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

Damn girl, you look like you could win an Absolute.

Inverted Gear "Classic" BJJ Gi - Navy (OLD SKU)

as they should be.

Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Careful RC, I'm coming to take your woman.

Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Whoa hold up, buddy. I'm not movin' in. I'm just visiting. Gonna stop on by and show off my dick root.

Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Yo.

Where the babes at?

Tatami "Mat Rat" Rashguard

Raph is best.

Fuji All Around BJJ Gi (Black) With Comp Convertible Backpack/Duffle

Yes, Anthony, it be like that. It really do.

This will prob get censored too. Just said we want more hotties on the mats, so let's get some gear for the thick girls. Made admin umcomfortable, in his own words.

Big girls need love and if you can't handle it step aside or step up yo game. More for Uncle Tobias.

Fuji All Around BJJ Gi (Black) With Comp Convertible Backpack/Duffle

Babes be posting every other day sayin' yo homies sell some bigger sizes. I'm all for it. You have my support.

93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight Blue Jiu Jitsu Gi

Remember what I taught you, bro.

93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight Blue Jiu Jitsu Gi

Always pass the lapel. This is important.

Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

hello ladies

29Niku "Yes Gi" T-Shirt

and Greg stole the idea from me.

29Niku "Yes Gi" T-Shirt

Is it wrong to answer a question with another question?

93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard

well hello there

93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard

americans and their shoes in the house... i'll never understand it.

93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard

they hang low

Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro BJJ Gi - White

Some used this time has an excuse to do nothing. Others used it to do more.

Tatami Unicorn & Stars Spats

i'm naked.

Tatami Unicorn & Stars Spats

You know you don't have to ask :) Undies off, sweet thangs. It's a party.

2-PACK of NEW Tea Tree Oil Shampoo by 93brand

defense soap doesn't do that.

2-PACK of NEW Tea Tree Oil Shampoo by 93brand

spoiler alert, just use soap. same shit.

2-PACK of NEW Tea Tree Oil Shampoo by 93brand

I, for one, support the thick ladies that shop here.

Hypnotik Reps Shorts - Grey/Black

It's true that they paid him that. He's getting that or more from Future. Not long back he anounced he was leaving Future then was back with 'em like days later, so he's probably making more than 5k a month salary from Future now.

Is that why Hypnotik went bankrupt? A big factor for sure.

93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

Yes

93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

A1

93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

ice ice baby

BJJ Tees "Protect Ya Neck/Just Roll" Tank Top 2Pack

go up a size and eat some pasta

Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard

put a ring on it or ima hittin' it

Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard

fiance is male, but you said she. which is it, really?

besides that, sounds like an excuse to not commit. which means free for tobias to move in.

Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard

I never drop my armbar soap...

Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard

Hey someone's gotta pay to keep the gyms open. :)

Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard

buddy fell asleep a while ago

Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard

or he's hittin' it. prob that. respect, sir.

Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard

hang loose bruh

Phalanx Submission Division RIZR Shorts

two reasons. 1 because ima steal yo girl, and 2 shut up and train.

Phalanx Submission Division RIZR Shorts

spats are for da ladies. man up it's vale tudo's for life

Phalanx Submission Division RIZR Shorts

RC correct.

Scramble Makoto Rebel BJJ Gi

I am Tobias.

Scramble Makoto Rebel BJJ Gi

Cotton shrinks bro.

Tatami Renegade Shorts - Grey

Hello, ladies.

Gr1ps Cali 99 BJJ Gi - White

I'm the guy your girlfriend bangs when she's mad at you.

Gr1ps Cali 99 BJJ Gi - White

not with that attitude

Gr1ps Cali 99 BJJ Gi - White

relax, angry boy. have a snickers.

93brand Graffiti Spats

hello, ladies

93brand Graffiti Spats

likes = women, dislikes = men.

sorry fellas. ;)

93brand Graffiti Spats

you knew what day this was. the day tobias takes yo girl. every time rollin' deals comes around.

93brand Graffiti Spats

so far that's 5 girls that wanna be with tobias, and 23 dudes that wanna be tobias.

93brand Graffiti Spats

6 girls**

Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

thought you were gonna say it was a fuji. they suck.

Newaza Galaxy 2.0 Gi - Black

just bulk up

Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

It's polyester bro