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Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal

This heaux heavy as hell

10/29/2023 11:05:41 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

Shawty needs to chill

10/21/2023 11:05:13 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Classic Blue

I have this same gi in white. I bought it three years ago and its held up great. This is a solid deal right here

9/27/2023 11:18:39 PM

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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

Whats her @ you fkn nerds?

9/26/2023 11:47:43 PM

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Aesthetic "Alpha" BJJ Gi - Blemished

Not very aesthetic

8/13/2023 11:01:41 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

I bought these and they fell apart the first time I wore them in the shower. Paid $6 and still felt robbed

5/20/2023 11:03:36 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

Did you only have four in your inventory or something?

5/14/2023 11:03:14 PM

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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

Soap?!

4/25/2023 11:02:33 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Stay away. I bought these before and they fell apart the first time i wore them in the shower

3/11/2023 11:09:52 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Yo, whats her @?

2/22/2023 11:04:28 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

This jont look dirty as hell

2/19/2023 11:02:19 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Whats her @?

2/17/2023 11:02:15 PM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

Pass

2/15/2023 11:01:17 PM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

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1/6/2023 11:49:08 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

Damn this heaux heavy as hell

1/2/2023 11:17:15 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

I bought these once. They dissolved the first time i wore them in the shower. Merry Christmas everyone

12/24/2022 11:03:00 PM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Who the hell needs an id pocket in the waist band?

12/11/2022 11:03:43 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

No soap on black Friday. Shameful

11/26/2022 11:44:36 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

I feel attacked by that description

11/26/2022 4:09:11 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Oof

11/26/2022 9:36:53 AM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Ukraine is game to you?! Ukraine is not weak!

10/22/2022 1:39:30 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

They wont recast Black Panther because of white guilt

10/7/2022 11:34:46 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

This heaux heavy as hell

9/24/2022 8:56:16 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

These shorts are for men with dicks, not pipis

8/20/2022 11:55:52 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Spotted in the streets of Baltimore

7/17/2022 11:13:58 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Joggers are for men with DICKS, not pi pi's

7/9/2022 1:59:46 AM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Dongs

7/1/2022 11:01:20 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

If George Floyd was alive today he would be apalled. Ya'll knew his feelings about pregnant women

6/28/2022 11:34:47 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I havent seen democrats this mad since Republicans took away their slaves

6/26/2022 11:31:54 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts

The supreme court has come to a decision, and has determined that hoes mad right now. Hoes mad

6/25/2022 11:39:16 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

These heauxs long as hell

6/14/2022 11:19:46 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Just the thing for those 90° june days

6/13/2022 11:05:06 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Plot twist. Its only the shampoo bar

6/13/2022 7:07:20 AM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

This shirt is fkn dongs

6/9/2022 11:01:25 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Putin was a sambo champion

6/8/2022 11:03:18 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The soap was a lie. Just like the Ukrainian invasion

6/6/2022 11:03:38 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Putin rules

6/5/2022 11:15:41 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Putin rules

5/31/2022 11:01:57 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Itty bitty titty committee

5/30/2022 11:03:58 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats

Putin rules

5/30/2022 7:26:35 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Apparently we were lied to about the soap

5/8/2022 11:02:11 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Do ya'll think that "Dongs" guy is stroking out right about now checking out that dude's piece?

5/3/2022 11:03:27 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The Evel Knievel rashguard is in

4/16/2022 11:13:20 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

SOAP

4/7/2022 11:07:35 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

Them ho's long as hell

3/27/2022 11:09:12 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

What do you guys say we put on the dong song abd send this bitch out Irish wake style?

3/18/2022 11:31:38 PM

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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

So basically you're paying $35 for the black rashguard and they toss on the fugly puke green one so you have a back up on laundry day for emergencies or whatever

2/26/2022 11:03:04 PM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

Damn, these hoes long as hell

2/22/2022 11:02:06 PM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

This gi is a warhorse. I bought one about eight years ago and still train in it. Its indestructible. If i didnt have one already i would totally buy it. Definitely recommend

12/18/2021 11:07:17 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Is this made out of dress pants?

12/10/2021 11:17:28 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

I bought these last time and they literally fell apart when i wore them in the shower

12/4/2021 11:02:56 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Thats some weird looking soap. Ion care, still gonna buy it tho

12/2/2021 11:21:36 PM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

93brand Brasilia spats

10/29/2021 11:51:48 PM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

Tatami impact shorts

10/29/2021 11:25:51 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK

Raven ranked rashguards

9/11/2021 7:41:40 AM

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93brand Wild Tiger Spats

Buy these. Then heel hook yourself in them until your ACL snaps and the overwhelming pain snaps some goddamn sense into your head

9/3/2021 11:07:25 PM

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Tatami Katakana Short Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

*smash

8/30/2021 11:09:30 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

*smash

7/26/2021 11:04:51 PM

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Tatami Iron Maiden Number Of The Beast Children's Grappling Rashguard

There goes my sleep schedule

7/16/2021 11:03:20 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

I have these jonts and they disintegrated when i wore them in the shower

6/5/2021 11:16:03 PM

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93brand "Local Butchers" Lightweight Hoodie

I like the hoodie, but that color is some bootyhole. See ya'll in 24hrs

5/23/2021 11:05:01 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

See you guys in 24 hrs

5/20/2021 11:03:19 PM

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Manto Pura Vida 2.0 BJJ Gi - Black

Compression shorts, but only xtra small tho?

4/17/2021 9:59:18 PM

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Tatami MK4 Nova Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

93brand goose comp!

1/30/2021 9:49:36 PM

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Tatami MK4 Nova Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

Can yall plz put that 93brand goose comp gi?!

1/30/2021 9:48:28 PM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

93brand tea tree oil shampoo

2/19/2022 12:58:32 AM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

Meerkatsu midnight tiger rash guard

2/19/2022 1:10:00 AM

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Tatami "Serpent" Shorts

That's the realest comment ever posted on this page

3/16/2022 11:07:46 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Grape Ape?

3/26/2022 11:02:40 PM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

For $75 for one rashguard? They damn well better. GTFOH

4/12/2022 11:14:06 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

We want soap

4/29/2022 11:21:31 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Careful what you wish for

4/29/2022 11:34:43 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Promises of soap is a lie. Just like the Ukraine invasion

5/28/2022 11:09:20 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I cannot like this enough. I wish that there was a love button

5/28/2022 11:07:58 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

I see dongs, I click

6/18/2022 11:37:53 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Im a vet but that has nothing to do with the fact that these are heinous and these heauxs long as hell

6/22/2022 6:58:27 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

Fuji makes quality stuff that lasts forever. Ive decimated a few gis but i have a fuji that i got as a white belt and a decade later as a brown belt that gi is going HAM still

6/22/2022 11:03:00 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts

@chickenfingers heauxs is mad about the damage caused by dongs

6/26/2022 3:02:17 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Damn, i thought it was just me. I thought i got kicked off for saying something spicy.

8/20/2022 11:10:56 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

1 bloodsport
2 kickboxer
3 universal soldier
4 timecop

8/24/2022 10:37:28 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Not once ever

9/6/2022 11:14:12 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Monkeypox

9/9/2022 3:23:32 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Stolen valor

9/14/2022 8:03:55 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

The superbowl is gay

10/3/2022 12:57:40 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Same. Now its $10. Inflation is a bitch. Its a $2 bag, but not a $10 bag

11/4/2022 6:29:33 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

I was standing on the corner in my leather, and some dude came up and said” hey tough guy” and i was like “whatever”

12/14/2022 11:02:33 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

I will never be able to get the mustard and hot sauce stains out of this

12/28/2022 11:02:04 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

@2330 soap!

1/1/2023 11:30:47 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

Pick me Pat is your new name

1/4/2023 9:59:25 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Liar. You didnt buy this

1/22/2023 11:15:53 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

Smesh

2/7/2023 7:35:34 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue

This heaux heavy as hell

3/13/2023 5:35:12 PM

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Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt

Soap!!

3/13/2023 11:01:00 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Edweirdo prolly wears head gear to sparring and sits out every other round and is constantly “injured”. Wears a yellow t-shirt under his gi instead of a rashie

6/18/2023 10:41:48 AM

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"Thank You For Rolling" T-Shirt by BJJHQ

No

6/23/2023 11:01:56 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

They always give you the shampoo bar. Go to the website and you can sign ul for two bars a month for like $10

6/30/2023 11:22:20 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Gi - White (HQ exclusive color)

Same. I was just about to hit that add to cart button too but that black lining made me rethink

7/17/2023 11:16:57 PM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

Hahahahaha

8/7/2023 11:16:07 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

I would have enlisted, but if any of those DIs got in my face i would have knocked them out bro

10/4/2023 11:06:49 PM

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