Boomhauer

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



Oh tell us, oh wise crow, shall we spend our hard earned shillings on this here rash guard or shall we take a hard pass,   
12/12/2022 11:02:22 PM
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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi



uWu  
12/8/2022 11:02:32 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard



That dang ol limited edition posted every other day   
12/4/2022 12:40:05 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



Hey Dongs, it's me... ya boy Gordon.. just here doing my 11 p.m nightly check to see if you came back.. still no sign but I'm staying strong and keeping hope that you're still out there... I'd like to think you're just awaiting the perfect time to make your biblical return like Jesus is doing.
We await the he, Sir Dongs, is risen once again!   
12/2/2022 11:35:53 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



Remember when we would all rush to BJJHQ right at 11 p.m sharp to catch the Dongs guy?


Pepperidge Farms remembers.   
12/1/2022 11:01:03 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



BEST ROLLING DEALS EVER ?  
11/26/2022 11:55:03 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



Anyone got any discount codes for Armbar Soap?

Blackbeltfriday2022 didnt work.   
11/26/2022 9:56:28 AM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)



Do people actually still train gi?   
10/23/2022 1:19:53 AM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Dongs, we have been patiently awaiting your arrival... we are lost without you.   
10/18/2022 11:01:35 PM
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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



Whoever can guess whether or not i bought this will get absolutely fucking nothing   
10/17/2022 12:13:36 AM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Come on out Scramfucious and show your true identity as one and only Dongs!

The world needs you!!   
10/9/2022 2:58:03 AM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black



The same people who wear this are the same people who wear shirts that are supposed to be patriotic and have a ridiculously long quote on it like "hey snowflake shit head liberal scum, you dont like my flag? Well thats cool, then leave this country or ill eat your ass. I eat libturd dicks for breakfast. These colors dont run and neither does my might fist of Christian justice. Dont like it? Well fuck off cause im racist" and has a picture of a half Jesus half American Eagle as the background like a fucking patriotic centuar.   
9/29/2022 3:04:57 AM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



To all of the people who told Dongs he wasnt funny;


HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELVES NOW THAT HES DEAD AND GONE?!?!

YOU KILLED DONGS!  
9/20/2022 11:14:24 PM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White



Scramfucious, come out of hiding, we know youre the real dongs guy.   
9/19/2022 8:18:56 AM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



WE WANT SOAP NOW.
NOT PAJAMAS AND FLOWERS.   
9/18/2022 3:24:44 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



Soooo.... anybody streaming ADCC today?   
9/17/2022 10:22:44 AM
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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



Pajamas again?!?!

WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND SOAP IN THE NAME OF DONGS!   
9/14/2022 11:01:32 PM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater



For those of you that are asking what the Kanji says, it says "Dongs".   
9/14/2022 10:50:40 PM
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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black



Manto Defend Your Dongs  
7/28/2022 4:39:22 PM
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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



What brand is this?   
7/1/2022 11:31:23 PM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



Sgnod  
6/10/2022 11:02:17 PM
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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White



Does anybody remember what the shorts were a couple days ago? I think it was 2 or 3 days ago.   
4/22/2022 11:46:54 PM
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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard




I'm just here for the comments.   
4/8/2022 2:45:10 AM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Where do i know her from? Im pretty sure ive seen her star in a couple movies
4/30/2022 12:11:10 AM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

I own a dog, does that count?
5/22/2022 11:08:21 PM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Herhehrhehehre
6/9/2022 12:11:59 AM
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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

Putin is actually khabib
6/8/2022 11:27:37 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

I thought that'what it was
6/29/2022 11:22:04 PM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

@chopo it aint that serious bro. Could you please show us on this doll where a white belt touched you?
7/8/2022 10:09:52 PM
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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

Keep up with the lords work.
8/11/2022 11:02:41 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

My Hero ??
8/21/2022 9:17:33 PM
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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

My Hero <3
8/23/2022 9:13:11 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The crow has spoken
8/25/2022 12:51:18 AM
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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Gordon <3
8/29/2022 4:28:31 PM
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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Everybody confused by why white belts shouldnt wear this are the very thing wrong with Jiu Jitsu. White Belts dont even deserve life, let alone a black gi.
8/31/2022 8:14:55 AM
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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

Gordon is showing up to ADCC in some shockingly tight spats and nothing else.
9/11/2022 10:09:25 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Scram, are you the dongs guy?
9/13/2022 7:03:49 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Tatami
9/13/2022 12:35:50 AM
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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Phony.
9/14/2022 3:43:06 AM
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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Thanks Obama
9/15/2022 2:05:11 AM
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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Yes.
9/15/2022 9:25:51 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Scram, i know youre the real dongs guy. Come out of hiding.
9/16/2022 7:03:31 AM
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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

The real dongs guy is Scramfucious. He is just hiding his true identity until it's time to make a come back, like Clark Kent.
9/16/2022 8:54:22 PM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Start training no gi.
9/17/2022 10:30:44 AM
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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

If we want Jiu Jitsu in its purest form then we must start training and rolling naked.
9/24/2022 4:36:36 PM
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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Welcome back, dongs.
9/25/2022 5:03:09 AM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Well mama must not know about the Medulla Oblongata
9/27/2022 2:51:33 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

If you put pure tea tree oil on your fresh sweaty butthole, it will pucker you right back up. Trust me, im a doctor.
9/28/2022 8:05:05 PM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

@ TUNIT dont get me started on grunt life gear holy shit
9/29/2022 9:06:24 PM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

@ never tap - honestly, now that Im thinking about it, i probably would too.
9/29/2022 9:07:03 PM
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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

@ skipwarmups - just go to GruntLife website, they have a bunch, in all different colors.
9/29/2022 9:07:44 PM
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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

What if your dick is square?
10/3/2022 4:36:04 PM
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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

He is the dongs guy, i can prove it.
10/4/2022 7:09:33 AM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Then come out of hiding and put these phonies to rest. We all know youre the real dongs. Dont make me prove it to the world.
10/4/2022 11:25:58 PM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Nothing. Go get you some grunt life gear like a real man.
10/6/2022 11:04:14 PM
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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Also, i did not buy this deal.

Or did i???


Maybe im dongs.

10/9/2022 2:58:42 AM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

We
10/18/2022 11:01:55 PM
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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

No.... even jiu jitsu people will also think it's two skeletons blowing each other.
10/26/2022 2:36:02 AM
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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Dongs, the people need you.

Do you see how divided and chaotic the comment section is without you?

You were our leader, our chosen one and you just left us to dry out and die.

Save us Dongs, youre our only hope of survival.
11/3/2022 10:12:37 PM
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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Okay, Dongs.
11/14/2022 12:47:03 AM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Yeah, the design is for people who beat their wives.
11/15/2022 11:11:38 PM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

When she finds out your actually the real dongs guy
11/20/2022 2:29:30 AM
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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Right!
11/21/2022 11:37:52 PM
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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

*mocks people who buy the deal just to mock it*


*literally does exactly what he's mocking*
11/22/2022 11:22:25 PM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

I figured it out by looking up "I just post the word dongs" in google and your profile came up lol
11/24/2022 10:08:01 PM
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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

You dont have to lie we know you bought it
11/25/2022 7:52:12 AM
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Tatami ArmourTech Dry Fit T-Shirt

Yeah, if it doesnt say Fuji on it at least 37 times then it's a hard no from me, fam.

How else will my training partners know what brand im wearing?
11/25/2022 6:32:33 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Ohhhh yeah!
11/26/2022 4:17:37 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
11/30/2022 11:24:55 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Tin Man doesn't even have a heart
12/1/2022 4:07:31 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Okay, Boomer.
11/30/2022 11:27:14 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

It is.
11/30/2022 11:25:22 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Maybe youre right.
There is a dong deep inside every single one of us.
12/2/2022 3:44:41 AM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

So you have to have served to wear camo? .
Damn, ive been hunting wrong this whole time.
12/2/2022 3:45:55 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

@ tomatokilla, it was a good time, my friend.

Dongs was the glue that binded us together as a community.

Without him, we are struggling just to survive.. our bloodline is now becoming weak and im afraid we will not survive the winter.
12/3/2022 2:05:31 PM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

How does it fit?
12/6/2022 8:32:46 PM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

We will await The Crows decision.
12/5/2022 11:36:13 PM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Yeah, you just suck.
12/5/2022 11:35:38 PM
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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

@GFT24 I've wondered the same thing lol
12/7/2022 7:40:17 PM
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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Imagine that, Dongs wearing a Gi. I'd 1000% sub to that Onlyfans.
12/7/2022 7:40:58 PM
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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Bru nyuuu
12/12/2022 11:02:35 PM
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