They should sell these matching spats and rash guards as sets. I would totally spend $60 on a matched set of meme spandex but I really only want things like this if I can have the set.   

Compression layer - Dope
Stretch waistband - Dope
Internal drawstring - Dope
Zero screen-printing - Dope

Looks like Grimace's taint - *sigh* Goddamnit...  

*sees plain black shorts with no velcro* Me: "Fuck yeah! About time." *sees dragon belly taint and double handjob integrated compression shorts* Me: "Huh..."  

I'll be honest here. Without the Varsity Letter and skull patches I don't hate it. Navy and dark red is a cool color way. That said, I absolutely do not need another gi.   

Phalanx manufacturer: "Hey, there was a glitch on the sublimation machine and we had a whole bunch of weird spats come out."

Manager: "Call them "unique" and send them to the BJJHQ guys. Their junkies will buy anything."  

I have the pants of these and they are some of my favorites, fitted but stretchy enough to warm up, stretch out, and lift in. That said, I do not wear them in public because they have that damn stripe down each leg. On top of that the text on the stripe is screen printed and it is flaking off.

Seriously, if they sold these without the stripes I would by three complete sets of them.   

Listen, if I want a "Ugly Christmas Sweater" rash guard then I want that mofo to be hideous not kinda tasteful if it was an actual sweater.   

Me- "Oh cool, a nice subtle Tatami hoodie with some cool little accents." *sees sleeve* "Goddamnit..."

Seriously though, I have a pair of their joggers and they are super comfortable. Tight fitting enough to do warm ups or lifting in but nice and stretchy. I love them but I won't really wear them out of the house because it has the same obnoxious ribbon down each leg.   

Ok...am I the only one that is worried about "I only post Dongs"?

Just feels wrong not having them here now.   

Who cut up Nana's couch to make rash guards?   

I love my Inverted Gear gear but one time some one, probably here, pointed out that their logo looks like a panda trying to suck its own dick and now that is all I can see.

You are welcome.   

But why?
https://i.imgur.com/5JjMlnj.gifv  

I have the long sleeve version of this and have had them for a while. They hold up well and don't make you look like an frame from an anime if you prefer to be a little lower key.   

I have these and frankly they are just fine. I tend to like things a little more understated and in the rashguard world that is not always the case. They are a little thin but certainly do the job.

Slava Ukraini!  

It was like they wanted to do a tasteful Christmas sweater pattern on a rashguard that people would want the pattern to be as ugly Christmas sweater as possible. It is too serious to be a joke but not serious enough to not be a joke.

If this had Santa armbaring Rudolph I would be on it like white on snow.   

Scramble...eggs?  

Bought these a ways back, rather painful to walk in. They dig into your feet like no ones business. It is almost like they thought the insole material was going to be more like rubber and it turned out to be hard plastic.   

What cut are these based on, 90's low rider jeans? If they were cut any lower the dude's dick root would be showing.
  

Got one of these. It is a decent bag. Not going to be one for gloves and shin pads but a gi, rash guard, water and a towel fit great. It is also nice to have a bag that doesn't look like it came out of a Monster energy drink commercial.   

If these got sold as a set, top and bottom, for $60 I would totally be in. I feel like the joke only really works when you have both.   

This is a decent bag. I have it in blue. My only wish is that the bag the forms the wet stuff compartment would zip out so you can wash it or have side access.
  

Venum really is the Ed Hardy of BJJ.   

Is there a size chart or can someone make a recommendation for 5'8" 172lbs? I have a 93 brand A2 that is still a bit big on me after shrinking for reference.   

How true are the sizes? I have an A2 Brand 93 Grey Goose v2 and it is running a bit big on me even after shrinking. Any idea on how this would fit? Male, 5'9" 172lbs. Also, anyone like, love, or hate these?