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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I feel like you don’t get to wear this unless you remember the Linus Torvalds/Andy Tanenbaum flame war. Or at least you have to have strong opinions about who won.

1/27/2023 11:37:06 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Ok so memes aside: is this IBJJF legal?

They allow black shorts but theyre weird about compression short colors I thought.

1/11/2023 11:04:58 PM

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Tatami OBSOLETE Gi Black

I liked this better when it was $50

1/2/2023 11:01:53 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

kitsune “bloom” shorts

1/1/2023 11:33:26 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

where’s the nip

12/29/2022 11:06:10 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

dongs

12/24/2022 11:00:07 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

This gi is dope as fuck and y’all should buy it.

12/20/2022 11:03:54 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

I’m just like Sakuraba in that I chain smoke and can’t pass guard.

12/19/2022 11:02:05 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

ENOUGH. STOP TRYING TO GET US TO BUY THIS.

12/17/2022 11:02:08 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Interior crocodile alligator

12/14/2022 11:51:50 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

12/9/2022 11:02:08 PM

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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

“one of your favorite superheroes, who would avenge anyone”

Disney’s legal department is not to be trifled with, guys.

12/7/2022 11:04:52 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

I really should buy a Scramble gi one of these days. They look great.

It’s not gonna be this one though bc the only throw I can actually hit is a halfass sumi gaeshi.

12/6/2022 11:07:23 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Also why is the BJJHQ app always trying to grab shit from the clipboard?

It’s done this for a while. Real shady spyware shit.

11/30/2022 11:05:34 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Is the brand name “Aesthetic” supposed to be ironic?

11/30/2022 11:03:08 PM

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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

I am actively unthankful for this.

11/23/2022 11:00:48 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

When she sees your “Top Influencer” badge on BJJHQ

11/19/2022 11:06:24 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Come on, you never wear black with navy blue.

Dope gi though.

11/19/2022 11:02:38 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

IT’S NOT A PURSE! IT’S A EUROPEAN CARYALL WITH A STRAP!

11/19/2022 9:28:09 AM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

My Fuji bag came in a few days ago. It was a gift for my partner and she really likes it!

Also I got this mug 2-pack years ago and tbh it’s a good deal for some generic jiu jitsu coffee mugs. $7.50 shipped per mug isn’t bad.

11/16/2022 7:30:28 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

NO

11/13/2022 11:00:51 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Goddamnit, if this was a zip up I was gonna make room in the closet. Alas.

11/5/2022 11:01:46 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

great these fuckin things again

11/2/2022 11:24:35 PM

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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy

Based on other Tatami joggers I’ve bought, I’d go a size up.

I have a 31” waist and I ordered a Medium; the outline of my hog is CLEARLY visible when wearing them. I got a Large and they fit fine.

11/1/2022 8:54:10 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

please no more phalanx

10/28/2022 11:00:36 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I dont have any jokes. My Scramble rashguard is probably my favorite in terms of fit & comfort and this is a neat design.

10/27/2022 11:03:48 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

A Phalanx rash guard followed by some Tatami casual wear on bjjhq dot com

Time is a flat circle.

10/25/2022 11:07:52 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

can’t wait for all the judo weebs to argue over whether that throw is a kobayashi-maru nage or a benihana goshi

10/20/2022 11:02:35 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

The face you make when someone offers you this gi

10/19/2022 11:04:49 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

This is just a well made gi at a great price. Nothing to joke about here. Go home dongs & dongs pretenders.

10/4/2022 11:03:00 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

This shirt’s pretty great if you pretend the one lemon is farting.

10/3/2022 11:09:23 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

These shorts will make my dick look square

10/2/2022 11:00:50 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

YES

9/24/2022 11:18:20 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

YES

9/24/2022 11:15:27 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Finally a rashguard for ME

9/24/2022 11:12:59 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

A guy at my gym actually paid full price for Phalanx gear and I was like “bruh WHY it’s 20% off every 4 days on bjjhq.”

And also more often than that on Rollmore.com!

9/15/2022 11:01:43 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Y’all keep saying their logo upside down is “jiu jitsu” but I just dont see it

9/12/2022 11:01:48 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

RAWR

9/10/2022 11:00:28 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

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8/30/2022 4:38:42 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

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8/28/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

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8/27/2022 11:00:09 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

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8/26/2022 11:00:12 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

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8/25/2022 11:00:11 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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8/24/2022 11:01:37 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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8/24/2022 11:01:15 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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8/24/2022 11:00:47 PM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

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8/23/2022 11:00:19 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

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8/22/2022 11:02:08 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

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8/22/2022 7:20:26 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

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8/20/2022 11:04:35 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

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8/19/2022 11:04:08 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

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8/18/2022 11:00:23 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

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8/17/2022 11:00:19 PM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

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8/16/2022 11:00:20 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

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8/15/2022 11:00:15 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

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8/14/2022 11:00:07 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

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8/13/2022 11:10:17 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

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8/12/2022 11:01:42 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

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8/11/2022 11:01:06 PM

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Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi

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8/10/2022 11:00:20 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

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8/9/2022 11:14:54 PM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

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8/8/2022 11:09:55 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

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8/7/2022 11:55:50 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

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8/7/2022 12:20:30 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

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8/4/2022 11:00:24 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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8/3/2022 11:00:20 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

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8/2/2022 11:00:14 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

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8/1/2022 11:00:15 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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7/31/2022 11:00:09 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

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7/30/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

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7/29/2022 11:00:27 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

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7/28/2022 11:00:21 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

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7/27/2022 11:00:18 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

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7/26/2022 11:00:23 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

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7/25/2022 11:00:14 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

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7/24/2022 11:00:14 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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7/23/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

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7/22/2022 11:00:18 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

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7/22/2022 11:00:07 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

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7/21/2022 11:02:28 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

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7/21/2022 11:00:34 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

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7/20/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

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7/19/2022 11:00:07 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

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7/18/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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7/17/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

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7/16/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Scramble Heartbreak Tee

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7/15/2022 11:00:19 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

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7/15/2022 11:00:04 PM

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Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats

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7/14/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

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7/13/2022 11:00:06 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

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7/12/2022 11:00:09 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

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7/11/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

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7/10/2022 11:00:07 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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7/9/2022 11:03:08 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

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7/8/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

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7/7/2022 11:00:05 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

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7/6/2022 11:00:07 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

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7/5/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

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7/4/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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7/4/2022 4:32:59 AM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

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7/2/2022 11:06:50 PM

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Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

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7/2/2022 7:26:51 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

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6/30/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

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6/29/2022 11:00:05 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

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6/28/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

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6/27/2022 11:00:08 PM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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6/26/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts

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6/25/2022 11:00:12 PM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

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6/24/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

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6/23/2022 11:00:04 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black

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6/22/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

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6/21/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

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6/21/2022 6:34:21 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

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6/19/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

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6/18/2022 11:01:23 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

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6/17/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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6/17/2022 9:46:54 AM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

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6/15/2022 11:00:05 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

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6/14/2022 11:00:06 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

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6/13/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

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6/12/2022 11:02:29 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

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6/12/2022 11:00:07 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

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6/11/2022 11:01:26 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

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6/10/2022 11:47:12 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

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6/9/2022 11:00:04 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Spats

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6/9/2022 4:12:47 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

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6/7/2022 11:00:06 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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6/6/2022 11:00:14 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

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6/6/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

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6/5/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

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6/4/2022 11:05:36 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

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6/3/2022 11:02:44 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)

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6/2/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

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6/1/2022 11:11:48 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

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5/31/2022 11:00:07 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/31/2022 4:40:25 AM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/31/2022 12:38:42 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats

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5/29/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/28/2022 11:00:12 PM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Black/Black

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5/27/2022 11:00:46 PM

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Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black

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5/26/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

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5/25/2022 11:00:05 PM

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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey

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5/25/2022 12:09:03 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/24/2022 7:38:31 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

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5/22/2022 11:49:41 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

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5/21/2022 11:00:10 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

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5/19/2022 6:13:00 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

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5/17/2022 11:00:08 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts

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5/16/2022 11:01:17 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

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5/15/2022 11:00:10 PM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

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5/14/2022 11:29:47 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

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5/13/2022 11:55:41 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/11/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

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5/10/2022 11:01:05 PM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

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5/9/2022 11:33:57 PM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/7/2022 11:03:37 PM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

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5/6/2022 11:00:50 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

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5/5/2022 11:00:17 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/4/2022 11:00:11 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

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5/3/2022 11:04:25 PM

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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

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5/2/2022 11:00:17 PM

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Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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5/1/2022 11:01:42 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

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4/30/2022 11:01:09 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

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4/28/2022 11:00:41 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

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4/25/2022 11:01:58 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black

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4/24/2022 11:14:23 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

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4/23/2022 11:25:39 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

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4/19/2022 11:03:03 PM

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Tatami Serpent Eco Tech Recycled Rash Guard

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4/19/2022 5:57:42 AM

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Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi

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4/18/2022 4:35:06 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

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4/16/2022 3:08:46 AM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

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4/14/2022 11:01:26 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

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4/14/2022 4:32:07 AM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

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Phalanx "Composite" RIZR Shorts

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Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

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4/8/2022 11:00:19 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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4/7/2022 11:56:06 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

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4/6/2022 11:00:14 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

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4/6/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

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4/5/2022 11:00:16 PM

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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4/5/2022 5:35:04 AM

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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt

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4/4/2022 4:59:06 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

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4/1/2022 11:00:24 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

dongs

4/1/2022 11:00:04 PM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black

dongs

4/1/2022 10:20:12 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

dongs

3/31/2022 5:46:10 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

dongs

3/29/2022 11:00:17 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

dongs

3/29/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

dongs

3/28/2022 11:00:17 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

dongs

3/27/2022 11:00:04 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

dongs

3/26/2022 11:00:06 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

dongs

3/25/2022 11:00:25 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

dongs

3/24/2022 11:00:27 PM

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Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

dongs

3/24/2022 3:51:03 AM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

dongs

3/22/2022 11:00:16 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

dongs

3/21/2022 11:01:17 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

dongs

3/20/2022 11:00:10 PM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

dongs

3/20/2022 11:00:01 PM

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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

dongs

3/19/2022 11:00:51 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

dongs

3/18/2022 11:00:25 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

dongs

3/17/2022 11:00:26 PM

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Tatami "Serpent" Shorts

dongs

3/17/2022 5:52:24 AM

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Inverted Gear Light Grey Long Sleeve Rash Guard

dongs

3/16/2022 9:22:05 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

dongs

3/14/2022 11:00:14 PM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

dongs

3/14/2022 4:41:45 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

dongs

3/13/2022 9:09:55 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange

dongs

3/11/2022 11:00:24 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee

dongs

3/11/2022 3:27:46 AM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

dongs

3/10/2022 5:09:01 AM

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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green

dongs

3/9/2022 4:36:50 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats

dongs

3/8/2022 1:56:10 AM

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Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard

dongs

3/7/2022 5:50:33 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

dongs

3/6/2022 12:23:11 AM

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Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards

yeah boyeeee

2/18/2022 11:00:42 PM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy

Fuji > Tatami. This dude didnt T-pose once.

2/12/2022 11:43:03 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black

I got these in black/camo and they’re really good.

I have the Hyperfly combo shorts too and I think the Scrambles are better.

2/3/2022 11:06:03 PM

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Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard

Yeah that's right. You know what I wanna look like while I'm rolling? My grandma's couch.

2/2/2022 11:09:32 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather

Kitsune be like “what if we took an awesome design, but made it way too small? ART!!”

1/26/2022 11:01:55 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

ayyyyy issa comrade T-pose back again!

1/14/2022 11:05:35 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

https://youtu.be/vbgJzdtiOmQ

1/8/2022 11:02:39 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

HELL YEAH!!!!

12/29/2021 11:01:23 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

VELCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

12/25/2021 11:00:40 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

God bless us, every one.

12/24/2021 11:01:36 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Goddamn, this fucks.

12/10/2021 11:00:32 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

If you have other 93brand gis, be aware that the SI line are sized differently.

I like mine though. It IS weird that the Standard Issue gis are the same price as the Hooks gis, despite the Hooks gis being higher quality.

12/1/2021 9:44:32 AM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

This shampoo makes my head feel minty.

I call it a buy.

11/26/2021 11:00:59 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

Told myself I wouldn’t cop this but I had a few cocktails so here we are.

11/19/2021 11:03:58 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

I have this in the regular colorway from HalfSumo and it’s dope af.

You should buy it. If you haven’t bought it already, you’re fucking up.

11/16/2021 5:55:06 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Just remember, Lahey: what comes around is All Around!

11/13/2021 11:06:14 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

YES

THESE SHOES F U C K

10/22/2021 11:00:26 PM

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93brand "Local Body Butchers" Rashguard

This rashguard rules.

Haters get out

10/16/2021 11:01:23 PM

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Fuji "Call of Fuji" Rashguard

I would have gone with a “Call of Cthulhu” reference instead of “Call of Duty” but the design & colors are on point.

10/8/2021 11:34:22 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

I got a couple of the first run of 93Brand dri fit. They’re pretty great honestly.

10/6/2021 11:06:48 PM

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93brand "Topography" Spats

This design rules.

Not everything has to be samurai and the wave off kanagawa.

9/25/2021 11:07:52 PM

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93brand Cafe Jiu Jitsu Long Sleeve Rashguard

I love Café Bustelo and I love this rashguard.

I have too many already though :-(

9/24/2021 9:43:03 AM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats

Half Sumo rules and I’d buy this if I wore spats.

9/20/2021 11:00:51 PM

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93brand "Blast Double Club" Rashguard

"what's a blast double?" -- the BJJ community, probably

9/19/2021 12:52:48 AM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

Why do grappling shorts have a velcro fly?

They just get torn up in the wash and stop working. They serve no purpose.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

9/13/2021 11:01:25 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK

Those A0 Sailor Jerry gis are gonna sit in y’all’s warehouse until 2050 LOL

9/11/2021 7:12:46 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK

Rolling deals let's goooooooooo.

9/10/2021 11:01:07 PM

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Inverted Gear Limeade Rashguard

The “lemons into lemonade” joke worked better than limeade

9/2/2021 9:56:19 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

This is a good shirt.

Not like kitsune where they put a good design by itself, too small, on the front of a shirt and leave the back blank.

8/29/2021 1:13:56 AM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

FUUUUUUUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIT stop making shorts with velcro closures.

8/23/2021 11:37:04 PM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Shorts

tbh i was bummed to miss this but then I saw the velcro closure.

stahp with velcro closures on grappling shorts!

6/28/2021 9:19:30 AM

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Komainu Checkerboard Ranked Rashguard

The last picture: suddenly a wild finger tape appears

6/25/2021 11:14:33 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

I love 93Brand’s stuff, but I’ve tried a few different boutique BJJ finger tapes and they’re all worse than regular ol’ Johnson & Johnson Coach Tape.

6/25/2021 10:58:12 AM

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Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard

This rashguard rules and I’m so mad that I promised my wife I’d stop buying jits shit.

6/15/2021 9:16:22 AM

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Inverted Gear Cross Training Rashguard

I’d rock this but my standup grappling is dogshit. And my legs are too skinny to pull off Sambo shorts.

5/28/2021 11:03:21 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

I think this design is dope. It's cool to see something different.

Not copping because I already have too many rash guards LOL.

5/21/2021 6:52:47 AM

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93 Brand X Meerkatsu Mandrill Spats

Meerkatsu designs are always so cool

5/15/2021 11:01:46 PM

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93brand S6 BJJ Gi - Black

wish i had bought this instead of a standard issue

5/11/2021 4:38:00 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Memes aside, BJJHQ does these sales just often enough for me to restock when I’ve run through the last drop. For that, I thank you.

5/2/2021 11:02:38 PM

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Toro "Coffee, Jiu Jitsu, Tacos" T-Shirt

Nice execution.

You’re doing terrific.

2/17/2021 11:02:04 PM

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Phalanx Long Sleeve Rashguard - Stripes

phalanx.

bless their hearts, they’re out there trying.

2/9/2021 11:01:45 PM

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Tatami MK4 Nova Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

RIP MY WALLET HOPE MY WIFE DOESNT FIND OUT WILL THERE BE ANY SOAP WILL THERE BE ANY MATS

1/29/2021 11:02:01 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Undercover Panda Gi - Navy

Rad looking gi but whats the point of making the jacket out of canvas

12/23/2020 11:02:26 PM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

> be some doofus
> write a bunch of dumb greentext
TRUANT YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN

11/19/2020 11:01:38 PM

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93brand x Gawakoto 'Tales From The Grips' Spats

I love this design. I wish I could track down a Tales From The Grips rashie somehow

10/26/2020 8:22:54 AM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

Look I know “Topo” is short for “topographical” but I really want Topo Chico themed shorts now

9/18/2020 11:02:05 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

look i know we’re all tapped out from rolling deals but this is a solid gi and you should buy it

8/1/2020 11:01:10 PM

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Scramble Makoto Rebel BJJ Gi

I dont like this but I see why others might.

7/23/2020 11:01:31 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Is the armbar soap IBJJF legal?

7/14/2020 11:01:27 PM

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Tatami Autograph Joggers - Burgundy

cheeki breeki

7/11/2020 11:02:02 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

P R E S S U R E

7/10/2020 11:44:29 PM

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Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White

LOL

6/27/2020 11:05:17 PM

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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

Im a lumberjack and Im OK
I sleep all night and I roll all day
I pull guard, no takedowns
I always skip warmups
and when I take your back I’ll
grind your spine with my cup

6/13/2020 11:05:22 PM

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29Niku "Yes Gi" T-Shirt

They made the letters out of Craig Jones’ shorts! Neato!

6/9/2020 11:02:11 PM

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Hypnotik Tie Dye Fight Shorts - Sky Blue

bad

6/6/2020 11:01:43 PM

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Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OK
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I ROLL ALL DAY
I HEELHOOK NEWBS, I DON’T TRIM NAILS
I REFUSE TO TAKE A BATH
I TALK WHILE PROFESSOR’S TEACHING
AND WEAR SHOES ON THE MATS

6/5/2020 9:30:52 AM

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Toro BJJ "Jiu Jitsu Is Not A Crime" T-Shirt

Man, whenever a thing happens in the world, Toro can be counted on to make a design based on it.

It might be a lazy cash grab, but they’ll sure do it

5/29/2020 11:02:16 PM

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Tatami "Mat Rat" Rashguard

Digging this trend of TMNT-themed gear!

5/27/2020 11:06:54 PM

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Newaza Turtle Guard Ranked Rashguard

anyone remember the first ninja turtles game for the NES? that game was hard as fuck. I never beat that level where you had to swim around and disarm the bombs. Ever. It was just me, filled with rage because of puberty, and that fucking game. Fuck.

5/21/2020 11:19:50 PM

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Fuji Ice Grappling Shorts

these shorts look like a vision I had when robotripping in the 8th grade

5/20/2020 11:02:03 PM

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93brand "No Flash" Jiu Jitsu Tee

Many thanks for bringing back the Meathead Jiu Jitsu rashie! I was bummed that I missed it the first time.

4/18/2020 2:52:57 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Shorts

This would be buy-on-sight without the giant Musashi face. That’s not my style.

4/16/2020 10:18:29 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi

Hey my roll-up mat just got delivered despite everything thats going on. I just wanted to publicly give the BJJHQ warehouse crew a high-five for getting it done in these trying times.

3/31/2020 1:14:28 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the BJJHQs of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy frightful ugly gi?

3/21/2020 11:40:16 AM

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Dollamur 5'x10' Flexi-Roll Home BJJ Mat

Wow! Had to mash the "BUY NOW!" button quite a bit to get it to finally go through. And I couldn't order while logged in, for some reason.

All the cabin-fevered people must really be itching for some home training mats.

3/19/2020 11:09:22 PM

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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

hey will there be ibjjf-legal armbar soap

3/13/2020 11:00:10 PM

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93brand "San Junipero" Spats

bought with the quickness. I love both 93brand and synthwave

2/24/2020 10:38:05 AM

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Tatami Base Collection Tri Panel Sweatshirt

a e s t h e t i c

2/17/2020 10:00:56 AM

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HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi

This gi will go great with my ankle monotor

2/16/2020 10:44:14 AM

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Nine Lives Jiu Jitsu "LLDW" Rashguard

anyone else imagine Danaher singing “Under The Sea”

1/24/2020 11:04:22 PM

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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

God bless us, every one.

F’real tho this gi is dope

12/24/2019 11:04:27 PM

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Phalanx Chaos Long Sleeve Rashguard

Green Lantern YEET

12/11/2019 11:13:24 PM

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93brand "Wild Tiger" Gi

RAWR

12/10/2019 11:02:40 PM

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Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats

the backside of these spats look like you farted a ghost

12/7/2019 11:04:30 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

I'm worried that if I wear this gi, Danny Larusso will kick me in the head.

12/5/2019 11:07:18 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

Truly, that is America's Ass.

12/4/2019 11:07:15 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

So how are the Kitsune and 93Brand brands different? I understand that theyre the same company but is one the premium brand?

11/30/2019 11:05:21 PM

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Half Sumo "Mata Leao" Rashguard

more like FULL SUMO after thanksgiving

AM I RIGHT FELLAS

11/29/2019 11:02:05 PM

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Phalanx Jet RIZR Shorts

Hello BJJHQ and all my Internet family,

I am thankful for these combat hotpants.

All the best,

Me.

11/27/2019 11:03:20 PM

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Scramble "Osaka" BJJ Gi

I mean....

This is OK.

But it's not cat spats.

11/26/2019 11:04:26 PM

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93brand Grappling Underwear 2-PACK

This is the best general-purpose underwear I’ve ever used. Say goodbye to swamp nuts!

11/16/2019 11:02:07 PM

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Ground Game "Mexican Skull" Rashguard

I do not care for this

11/7/2019 11:02:32 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

Does 93Brand know that dude is also working for Kitsune?

11/4/2019 11:06:12 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

So what’s the new meme product?

I vote 93Brand Standard Issue white gi.

11/3/2019 11:06:42 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

OK I dont have anything shitty to say about this one.

Enjoy your quality, reasonably-priced gi.

10/30/2019 11:10:10 PM

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HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi

this is the three-stripe-white-belt-est thing

10/28/2019 11:03:51 PM

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93brand x Half Sumo "STRIKE" Unbleached BJJ Gi

Old pictures. That model got promoted to black a little while ago.

Don't worry 93Brand model man! You thought we didn't notice but we did! Congrats!

10/23/2019 11:15:19 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

Ordered. Excited to have a pocket for finger tape and cbd oil

10/14/2019 11:46:15 AM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

dude in picture #2: “I should buy a boat.”

9/1/2019 9:25:41 AM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

boooooooo

i miss complaining about the scribble shirt

8/28/2019 11:17:55 PM

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Toro "Hogwarts BJJ Team" T-Shirt

doesnt even have scribbles

8/17/2019 1:38:00 AM

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Kitsune Corduroy Hat

hey at least its not that “gunfighter” rashie or scribble shirt

8/10/2019 11:08:20 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

FINALLY SOME PAYCHECK! NO WIFE UNTIL FRIDAY, SO MY ARMBAR SOAP WILL KILL ME, BUT MASHED THAT ORDER BUTTON!

PS WHERE IS MY ORDER FROM LAST WEEK I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SEND A EMAIL

8/4/2019 11:04:06 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

oh im sorry almost forgot ARMBAR SOAP???????? WILL THERE BE ARMBAR SOAP?????? I DESPERATELY NEED ARMBAR SOAP BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ORDER IT FULL PRICE SO EVERY TIME THERES A ROLLING DEALS IM LIKE “ARMBAR SOAP?????????”

8/2/2019 11:02:36 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

welp rolling deals sure is better than that fucking scribble shirt

8/2/2019 11:00:51 PM

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Raven "Wild West - The Preacher" Rashguard

hey can we talk about how bad this design is

7/24/2019 11:04:42 PM

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Guard-Zilla Tee - Black

Ah yes, boys and girls! Gather 'round for the traditional "Post-Rolling-Deals Selling Of The Shit No One Wants!"

6/2/2019 2:15:15 PM

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Hyperfly "Supreme" Ranked Rashguard II

These rashies really make my man tits pop!

Thanks, Hyperfly!

3/26/2019 11:03:02 PM

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93brand x Gawakoto 'Tales From The Grips' Spats

another vote for bringing the rashguard back

10/4/2018 11:25:20 AM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu State" Polo

hello,

please stop coming up with cool stuff to sell. my wallet hurts.

thanks,
me

8/28/2018 11:18:21 AM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

Me: “I told myself no more gis until I get promoted”

Also me: “LOL SMACK THAT ORDER BUTTON FAM!”

8/8/2018 11:43:31 PM

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Tatami "Gorilla Smash" Rashguard

look no one other than 93Brand makes a cool rashguard.

GIVE ME A SALE ON THE TALES FROM THE GRIPS RASHGUARD because I may suck at jiujitsu but I AM GREAT AT HORROR MOVIES

4/4/2018 11:54:36 PM

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Grips Athletics "Secret Weapon 2.0" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Rolling deals? On WEDNESDAY??? Well cum in my bum!

2/28/2018 11:19:28 PM

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Raven CTHULHU Gi

h'nglui mglw'nafh Helio Rio wgah'nagl fhtagn

11/16/2017 11:14:58 PM

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Raven CTHULHU Gi

that is not dead which can eternal butt scoot

11/16/2017 11:06:37 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Praise Jibbers!

With my 93brand pants, 93brand shirt, 93brand underwear, and 93brand sandals, I thought that I couldn’t possibly wear any more 93brand than I currently do.

But now I can hold a 93brand coffee mug in my hand every morning. There’s even one for home and one for the office. I can finally achieve next level 93brandception.

11/4/2017 11:04:46 PM

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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts

I promised myself I was done buying jj stuff. The "Tales From The Grips" rash guard was sold out in my size. THAAAAAANK GOOOOOOD

9/9/2017 2:43:42 PM

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Fuji Digital Camo Gi

better than, idk, black?

8/6/2017 2:14:33 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

well is Ontario under 2 feet of water?

8/29/2017 10:47:22 AM

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Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

where the hell do you store 23 gis?

9/5/2017 8:39:32 PM

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Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

22 my bad

9/5/2017 8:40:05 PM

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Tatami Traveler Jiu Jitsu Gi

those places don’t have a whole lot of sizes in stock

9/27/2017 4:26:51 PM

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Tatami Traveler Jiu Jitsu Gi

not saying this is a super deal, but this is the cheapest I can find an A2L right now

9/27/2017 4:27:26 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

on a more serious note, I’ve recently bought a couple things off BJJHQ and shipping is MUCH faster than it has been in the past. props to the warehouse gremlins.

11/4/2017 11:09:11 PM

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Uchi Mata "F=ma" T-Shirt

bruh that’s kinetic energy

8/18/2018 5:37:44 PM

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Uchi Mata "F=ma" T-Shirt

...except i forgot the coefficient of 1/2

this thread is so dumb it made me forget physics.

8/18/2018 5:40:17 PM

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93brand S4 Gi

it costs $0 to not be like this

9/7/2018 7:46:54 AM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

the REAL 7/8 sleeve was the friends we made along the way

9/10/2018 11:32:34 PM

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93brand "Kanji" Sling Bag

frig off, lahey!

7/31/2019 5:54:59 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

do they not make sarcasm in your country or...?

8/3/2019 4:13:47 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

it was 11 edt, hth

8/3/2019 7:43:44 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

did my best fam

8/4/2019 11:05:13 PM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

They always seem to post shitty products when the shipping team needs a break, e.g. *after* rolling deals.

It’s Labor Day weekend, and the shipping goons have been crushing it for the past year or so. I’m glad to see them get a break.

9/1/2019 9:27:58 AM

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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

But for real: Armbar Soap has a web store where you can buy all the Armbar Soap you want, whenever you want.

If you’ve been waiting that long then idk why you don’t just pay full price.

9/7/2019 3:18:53 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

go to armbarsoap.com and buy some

10/27/2019 2:39:05 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

almost forgot

ArMBaR SoAp

10/30/2019 11:11:43 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

Welp, good to finally know who that model is.

I remember noticing that he got promoted to black when a new gi came out lol.

11/5/2019 8:16:50 AM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

ayyyy sup fam

11/5/2019 5:26:44 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

Or maybe it’s a Pontiac/Buick situation where they’re at comparable levels of quality but just marketed to different crowds?

12/1/2019 9:43:29 AM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

Then buy some soap

12/1/2019 9:46:15 AM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

yes

12/4/2019 11:53:13 PM

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Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats

or a rorschach test

12/7/2019 11:04:44 PM

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Venum "Power 2.0" BJJ Gi - Blue

bruh

use the customer service email

12/21/2019 11:53:16 AM

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Nine Lives "Chapter 8 - Figure 8" BJJ Gi - Black

No, it’s the black version

1/17/2020 11:14:12 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Black

I’ve had that happen with a couple gis. One was a Kitsune (from bjjhq) and another was a CTRL (ordered direct from them).

Might be some treatment used in the manufacturing process? IDK.

2/18/2020 6:29:47 PM

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Nine Lives Chapter 6 - "Six Shooter" BJJ Gi - Navy

Ummmm ACKSHOOALLY revolvers arent pistols

3/10/2020 9:00:39 AM

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93brand JITS DO IT Rashguard

People have such bad class withdrawal that they’re sharing legitimate technique tips in the comments instead of shitposting.

It’s...kind of beautiful.

3/19/2020 12:39:16 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

this is so fucking funny and I am so proud of it. I don't care what y'all think.

3/21/2020 11:41:13 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi

TP/hand sanitizer jokes are the new ARMBAR SOAP jokes, insofar as they’re not funny and never were.

3/25/2020 9:24:39 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi

Actually based on the return address it looks like it was drop-shipped directly from them. But still, glad to have received it.

3/31/2020 3:51:45 PM

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Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

Y’all I am so proud of this

6/5/2020 9:31:55 AM

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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

wish you werent so fucking awkward bud

6/13/2020 11:02:52 PM

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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

Look man I used up my GOOD monty python spoof lyrics when the rashguard was posted. This was half-assed I admit.

6/14/2020 8:20:27 AM

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Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White

i dont understand

6/27/2020 11:04:32 PM

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Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White

you have the “bought this deal” badge

6/27/2020 11:04:59 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

A2L isnt a little kids’ size...right?

...guys?

8/1/2020 11:17:16 PM

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Venum Classic 2.0 BJJ Gi - White

LOL is Bad Boy gear still around?

Its like Vitamins & Minerals and Pitbull. I remember seeing that shit all over in the beginning.

11/14/2020 2:22:58 PM

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Scramble Makoto BJJ Gi - White

if truant were a pro, they’d get the preview from instagram and write it beforehand

11/18/2020 11:23:08 PM

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Tatami Athletic Joggers - Black

arent untapered joggers just sweatpants?

11/25/2020 7:15:23 AM

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Scramble Base Spats - Grey

Struth!

3/25/2021 10:48:30 AM

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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

93brand is running a 20% off sale this weekend. Just get a CSPEC gi there

5/1/2021 11:13:34 PM

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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I somehow replied to the wrong comment. #boomer

5/1/2021 11:14:15 PM

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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Just buy one from 93brand. Theres a sale this weekend

5/1/2021 11:14:55 PM

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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

It’s $20 over what it’d go for here. If you want it bad enough to be blowing up the comments then you can find $20

5/1/2021 11:30:40 PM

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KS X Scramble Rashguard

I think you come in men enough for the both of us.

5/9/2021 4:55:37 PM

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Tatami Kitty Cat Grappling Spats

Turns out you can set your display name to whatever and the system doesnt check if it’s already used.

5/10/2021 12:43:43 PM

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Nine Lives Nesting Dolls Rashguard

I set my name/av combo to his to test if it worked but the system hasnt let me change it back.

5/12/2021 6:08:11 AM

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Nine Lives Nesting Dolls Rashguard

Oh look, there it is.

Sure, ban whoever

5/12/2021 6:08:42 AM

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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

Probably bc the BJJHQ warehouse goons would like a nice 4th of July weekend and not have to ship a bunch of shit.

Let ‘em have it. This is a goid site and they do a good job.

7/2/2021 11:18:02 PM

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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

*good

7/2/2021 11:18:34 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

oooohhhh that’s an old one

9/7/2021 8:33:33 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

You’re right, they’re not rashguards.

9/10/2021 12:31:38 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

I’ve got a pair of Hyperfly shorts w/ an elastic waistband and they rule. I think Scramble and 93Brand make similar shorts.

We believe in you, Panda Gang. Make the velcro free shorts we know you can make.

9/13/2021 11:11:19 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

The effect is client side only.

9/14/2021 11:29:18 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

you’re a rashie

10/6/2021 11:09:49 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

Your mom goes on me like a sausage casing