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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

Trash

9/9/2023 11:01:19 PM

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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ

Armbar says TKO??? Vice versa. Beru nyuuu

8/31/2023 11:02:30 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

Very Germanic

8/14/2023 11:12:09 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

4” inseam.

8/6/2023 1:46:29 AM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Its uuuugggglyyyyyy

8/4/2023 11:07:41 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

Thoughts on these boys?

8/3/2023 11:01:21 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Anybody had problems with venom gay shrinking? I wash on cool and dry on warm or low heat

7/1/2023 6:03:31 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Phalanx Cinza Rizr shorts. Velcro up top? Hard to see.

7/1/2023 3:50:47 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Dongs

6/18/2023 12:17:51 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Dongs

6/15/2023 12:27:39 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Dongs…

6/10/2023 3:41:58 PM

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Tatami Omega Backpack

Dongs

6/4/2023 11:58:51 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Dongs

5/31/2023 11:24:21 PM

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Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Dongs

5/31/2023 12:54:09 AM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Dongs

5/29/2023 1:41:45 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Dongs

5/28/2023 2:06:05 AM

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Half Sumo Year of the Tiger Shorts

Dongs

5/23/2023 11:01:30 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Dongs

5/22/2023 11:12:55 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Dongs

5/20/2023 11:28:36 PM

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Kitsune "Battle" 2-Layer Shorts - Green

Dongs

5/18/2023 11:02:25 PM

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Inverted Gear "Starter" Gi - Royal Blue

Dongs

5/17/2023 11:15:56 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

FOH

5/14/2023 11:02:05 PM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

$40 for 93bran shorts. Hmmmm

5/8/2023 11:01:52 PM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

Uncertain

4/29/2023 11:01:21 PM

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2-PACK Of BJJTees "Just Roll / Street Jiujitsu" T-Shirts

$15 shipping? They’re clucking crazy

4/27/2023 11:02:51 PM

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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

🚮

4/25/2023 11:01:02 PM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Too much script. Chimp pass.

4/24/2023 11:01:52 PM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

If i wanted to see a 6ft pussy i would have taken a trip to the lincoln memorilc private pyle!

4/20/2023 11:19:39 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Looks like new flavors of dr pepper with dove soap logo. Chimp pass. bring armbar soap.

4/19/2023 11:01:56 PM

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Tatami Sun & Moon Longsleeve Rashguard

Is ugly. Chimp pass.

4/18/2023 11:03:06 PM

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Phalanx "King Olive" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

last one fuzzy like back. One wash. Chimp pass.

4/13/2023 11:36:01 PM

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93brand "Gotham" Short-Sleeve Rashguard

93brand is great value gear. Chimp pass.

4/9/2023 11:19:45 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Looks good. Chimp buy.

4/9/2023 2:56:58 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Chimp pass

4/7/2023 11:20:31 PM

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Inverted Gear "Uncouth" rashguard

Chimp pass 🚮

4/5/2023 11:32:20 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Chimp pass. Backpack sucks.

3/18/2023 11:10:16 PM

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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Chimp says buy

3/14/2023 11:41:00 PM

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Phalanx "Black ops" Spats Mens/Ladies

Not grape at all.

3/6/2023 11:02:59 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Chimp pass

2/8/2023 11:01:28 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Dongs

12/26/2022 11:03:35 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

These thongs are dongs

12/24/2022 11:24:27 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

There even the human centipede tag in the bottom right. 💀

9/13/2022 11:47:55 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Chimp say dongs.

9/9/2022 11:05:04 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

Chimp say black gi suck. Chimp pass.

9/8/2022 12:20:26 AM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Ape say no thanks. Manto suck.

9/6/2022 11:47:52 PM

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93brand "Console" Tee

Nope

9/3/2022 7:07:36 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Nope

7/30/2022 11:44:44 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

Not the grapest

4/25/2022 11:01:18 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Not grape.

4/5/2022 11:01:16 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

May as well say im enough

3/26/2022 11:19:02 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Not grape

3/26/2022 11:01:08 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

May as well have velcro. Chimp say no.

3/21/2022 11:02:31 PM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

No velcro is good. Fuck dongs

3/18/2022 11:26:20 PM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

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2/14/2022 11:01:38 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather

Forty for opossum on jacket. Chimp pass.

1/26/2022 11:01:40 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Chimp say buy

1/19/2022 11:01:05 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Fake rashies. Chimp passes.

1/1/2022 11:01:15 PM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

Ugly Shorts. Look like ConoracNugget. Chimp pass.

12/30/2021 11:00:37 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Recycled? Chimp no like environment. Chimp pass.

12/29/2021 11:01:30 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Chimp say where good soap?

12/28/2021 11:00:58 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

$40 for plain rash? Chimp say you cuckoo for koko puffs

12/27/2021 11:01:29 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

May as well be velcro. Chimp pass.

12/27/2021 1:09:46 AM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

Chimo say velcro shit. Not a merry chrisrmas.

12/25/2021 11:01:12 PM

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Nine Lives Palm Trees & Torn Knees Rashguard

Chimp say rolling left overs. Pass.

12/17/2021 11:01:40 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Thats a no from me chawg

12/15/2021 12:07:39 AM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

Chimp say nope

12/11/2021 11:02:32 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

Chimp say ugly. No from me dawg

12/9/2021 11:01:16 PM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Chimp no like palm tree. Shorts too

12/7/2021 11:30:32 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Chimp says stay away

12/4/2021 11:02:16 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Long sleeve. Chimp passes

12/4/2021 6:59:53 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Analita from orange theory. Buy this.

12/2/2021 11:01:23 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

Forty bucks forma random rashie? Chimp says no

12/1/2021 11:01:20 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

Also she bas two left thumbs

11/12/2021 11:07:42 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

$40 for a short sleeve rashie? 93brand? Come on thats meerkatsu pricing

11/12/2021 11:06:51 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda Polo Shirt - Black

Pretty slick but $40 for a bjj esque polo? Bit much

2/1/2021 11:02:10 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Is it just me or do these look like Old Navy .50 cent flip flops with cheap screen printing?

I'm as hyped for BJJ flipflop as the next guy but the quality just isn't there for a ten'r and shipping cost half as much as the sandals.

6/21/2017 11:03:56 PM

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Odin Mech Warrior Rashguard

Barman and Robin rashie. $19. Only size 2XL....

6/10/2017 11:53:32 AM

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Ground Game Inceptor 2.0 Gi

The draw string loop things are a really good idea

6/2/2017 11:31:24 PM

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Life Without Jiu Jitsu 2-PACK

Imagine this will be on rolling leftovers

5/30/2017 11:21:22 PM

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Ground Game Classic Black Ripstop Shorts

My panda 2.0 I love but it's not very lanky for skinny sizes. It's good quality but panda patch has began slowly fraying after just a few months.

3/17/2017 11:17:41 PM

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Hyperfly Starlyte Navy BJJ Gi

I've been after a navy blue gi for awhile now but the black collar and trip all way down front is a bit ugly... 😐

3/15/2017 11:14:25 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi

Any.chance of venum challenger backpack?

3/14/2017 5:50:04 PM

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Hyperfly Icon Jiu JItsu Gi

Seems like rolling deals is just selling left over tiny/huge gear quickly....

2/4/2017 6:48:10 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 2.0 Gi

Can anyone please tell me if the A1S is the same size as the A1 T/S?

I'm 5'11 And 145lbs and hopING this will work for me but the sizes explained is A1S not A1 T/S. and I know how picky the hq is about returns or exchanges

1/6/2017 11:32:39 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 2.0 Gi

Well it's bought.

1/7/2017 12:25:56 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 2.0 Gi

Typically if the gi is sturdy enough for judo it's super thick weave and you could have 2x for the price

1/7/2017 12:27:16 PM

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Ground Game "Sweat & Tears" Spats

I wholeheartedly agree! Their pricinget for rashits are quite high compared to Gi's and such...

2/3/2017 1:24:43 AM

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Ground Game Classic Black Ripstop Shorts

ADX BLACK DRAGON SHORTS $15

3/18/2017 2:07:13 PM

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Ground Game Classic Black Ripstop Shorts

I really freaking hope so... But I wanna sleep :((( wanna call me on fb when it's up lol

3/18/2017 12:17:09 AM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

Manage-ape*

11/28/2021 12:47:29 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Chimp wonder what you smoke

12/27/2021 1:11:23 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Bjorn question rhetorical even chimp know

1/1/2022 11:09:46 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

Gaaaaaay

1/31/2022 11:01:41 PM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Chimp agrees.

2/7/2022 11:02:45 PM

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Tatami 'Takedown Tiger' Spats

Pass them like guard

2/16/2022 11:02:24 PM

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Inverted Gear Spats - Black

$37

3/1/2022 11:03:26 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

3/21/2022 11:05:25 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

Hmph

3/21/2022 11:05:58 PM

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Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Tldr. Chimp no read.

3/24/2022 12:59:25 AM

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Phalanx "King Olive" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Obi wan cannoli your spelling like kindergartener

4/13/2023 11:38:22 PM

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2-PACK Of BJJTees "Just Roll / Street Jiujitsu" T-Shirts

Concur

4/28/2023 12:28:51 AM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Your mum too

4/29/2023 12:13:50 AM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

HAHAHAHA. he had the ass bags for weight in miwer seat

5/16/2023 12:16:16 AM

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Tatami Omega Backpack

Nu

6/5/2023 12:01:13 AM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Yep.

6/30/2023 11:37:10 PM

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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Gi’s***

7/1/2023 6:06:21 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Yes

9/1/2024 5:39:45 PM

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