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Niku "Meathead Jiu Jitsu" Short Sleeve Rashguard



Jesus fucking christ , not even 60 seconds in and the white belts are already screaming for mats and soap.

Also in before any Carol Baskins jokes  
6/26/2020 11:02:50 PM
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2-PACK of NEW Tea Tree Oil Shampoo by 93brand



Does this leave your skin feeling all dried out or sticky like defense soap ?  
6/18/2020 11:04:31 PM
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93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard



Tonight im just here for the jokes , its gonna be lit.  
6/15/2020 11:05:34 PM
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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts



No better way to help you celebrate pride month than with a pair of these daisy dukes. When you gotta take your Rainbow Roll to that next level   
6/13/2020 11:05:41 PM
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93brand "Goose OG" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Comp Edition



I know it says "Goose Og" but did anyone else think of Nintendo Duck Hunt or was it just me ?

  
6/11/2020 11:56:15 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



Here we go, all you whiney MF'ers better get in on this. These mats better be sold out in an hour for all the people asking for mats for the last month  
6/8/2020 11:08:06 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats



The photographer needs to be fired   
5/26/2020 11:02:24 PM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



Lol they doubled the price after the last run  
5/17/2020 11:04:34 PM
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93brand Fabric Face Mask



I really want to buy body butchers one but i dont want to look like i have underwear strapped to my face :(  
5/6/2020 11:04:29 PM
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Holdfast Competitor Series: Army Inspired - Shorts



Army inspired ?!?! What sort of Army is this inspired from , upside down rank and all ??  
4/27/2020 11:09:01 PM
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Manto "Flame" Short Sleeve Rashguard



If Joe Exotic did jiu jitsu ......  
4/21/2020 11:10:05 PM
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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rashguard



*In before someone makes another Tiger King reference*  
4/18/2020 11:19:54 PM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Tee



Why the F was this not made as a rash guard ?!?!?!?!   
4/7/2020 11:05:07 PM
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Hypnotik Liga Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy



Looks like bjjhq is gonna sells us all the leftover hypnotik garbage 🤮  
4/4/2020 11:00:56 PM
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93brand Special Edition Grappling Underwear



Anyone have these ? Is the fitment true to sizing chart ?  
3/29/2020 11:04:31 PM
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Hypnotik Tie Dye Fight Shorts - Dark Blue



Ahhhh good ol Hypnotik ... when you need an inferior product with inconsistency in its sizing   
3/27/2020 11:01:24 PM
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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black



L-O-L how are you expecting people to take you seriously with a Gi from Master Kens Ameri-Do-Tae videos   
3/20/2020 11:04:16 PM
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2-PACK of NEW Tea Tree Oil Shampoo by 93brand



This is a grest option for those rookies that always miss out on thr Armbar Soap  
3/15/2020 11:18:42 PM
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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey



Of course Rolling Clearance would happen on Pay Day   
3/13/2020 11:01:18 PM
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Nine Lives Chapter 6 - "Six Shooter" BJJ Gi - Navy



*Obligatory IBJJF approved question*   
3/9/2020 11:13:22 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



IBJJF Approved?  
3/6/2020 12:46:17 AM
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Manto NEO Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue



We know its coming so im going yo ask it now

IbJJF approved ?  
3/4/2020 11:04:29 PM
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Tatami Signature BJJ Gi - White



Ill just address the elephant in the room for everyone.

Is this IBJJF legal ?  
3/1/2020 11:01:26 PM
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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi



Inb4 someone asks if this is IBJJF legal because its in the first line of the description   
2/26/2020 11:05:18 PM
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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard



Not sure if they are advertising a rashguard or the girls boobs   
2/22/2020 11:11:47 PM
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Booster BJJ Gi - Black



**** im going to be sitting at work glued to the screen now with my credit card on stand by for Rolling Clearance   
2/7/2020 11:04:06 PM
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Phalanx Frequency RIZR Shorts



36 is already sold out ?!?!?!?

😥  
8/28/2019 12:25:29 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Yaaasssssss!!!! I finally get to buy a 5 pack before it's sold out !   
1/2/2019 11:55:51 PM
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93brand "Standard Issue" V1.2 Children's BJJ Gi



Any chance well see those 93brand Art of War shorts?  
3/30/2018 11:10:19 PM
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Hyperfly ICON Shorts



Does athletic fit mean slim fit ? I'm worried they'll look like tights  
1/17/2018 11:18:42 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



*clicks Buy Now , enters credit card info*  
12/16/2017 11:08:26 PM
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Tatami Everyday Backpack



Can anyone post dimensions or reviews on this ?  
12/13/2017 11:05:18 PM
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93brand SHG Backpack



Not too sure why everyone is hating I bought this when it first launched and it's been a decent bag. Yeah it's not high end like some other bags but for $30 it does a pretty good job of keeping two compartments seperate , a can of defense wipes and a bottle of water together. It's functional and affordable  
12/4/2017 3:25:38 AM
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93brand GOD Shorts V2



Has the sizing changed on these ? Last time I bought these and went with the suggested " go with your normal size" they had a tighter fit than normal. My 34 felt more like a 30  
11/29/2017 11:05:34 PM
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93brand Strangle Things Spats



What's the fitment on these ? Is it true to 93brand sizing ?  
10/8/2017 11:44:54 PM
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93brand SHG Backpack



It's back again ! Better grab one another one this time around before they sell out because for the price this thing is a total gym necessity.  
9/5/2017 11:02:14 PM
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93brand SHG Casual Gi Pants



I'm 5'7 / 180 stalky build . A0H is sold out , is there another comparable size ? I'm ok with them being longer length wise  
3/24/2017 11:15:44 PM
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Ground Game "Mine is Glory" Rashguard



Can I use this rashie to go hunting with ??? Asking for a friend ...  
3/15/2017 12:50:39 AM
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Hyperfly Icon Jiu JItsu Gi



Blah !!! Never anything good in my sizes during Rolling Clearance  
2/3/2017 11:42:07 PM
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93brand Floral Shorts



What's the sizing on these like ? I have 2 pairs of their shorts and they fit small , is it the same with these ?  
1/19/2017 11:46:20 PM
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93brand Guard Player Dossier Tee



What's the quality sizing of their shirts ? If it's as bad as their rash guards someone speak up before I buy this  
1/10/2017 12:30:56 AM
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The Fabulous Rashguard



Due these fit true to size ? I've never heard of this company before but I need this  
9/30/2016 12:11:53 AM
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93brand x Gawakoto 'Tales From The Grips' Spats



Damn it .... I told myself no more but then these hard to find spats pop up 😡😡😡  
8/12/2016 1:02:32 AM
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Raven RED Rashguard



So much for trying to save money :/  
8/11/2016 2:08:18 AM
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Raven "Harlequin" Rashguard



Is this one of those white colors that becomes semi transparent from sweat?  
8/1/2016 12:38:53 AM
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Hayabusa Showdown Short Sleeve Rashguard

give the poor man the instagram before i post it here
7/2/2016 4:34:40 AM
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Raven Ulfhedinn Spats

Use your credit card , it's basically free money lol
7/14/2016 12:43:08 AM
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Gr1ps Cyborg Long-Sleeve Rashguard

I'm in CA and it's taken me up to 10 days to receives Gis before but as fast as 3
7/27/2016 7:55:27 PM
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93 Brand Hooks 2.0 Gi

They probably launched this sale already sold out. This is just clearance stuff and sometimes it starts off as sold out. You'll see a lot of this during their rolling deals event
7/29/2016 11:44:10 PM
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Aesthetic Aurora II Gi with 2 Pairs of Pants

Better push the knee down into lockdown and escape
8/2/2016 1:59:12 AM
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Scramble Sushi Spats

The drawstring is a double edged sword. It helps keep the spats from slipping but it also makes the muffin top worse :/ I still prefer a drawstring though
8/19/2016 8:54:36 PM
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Venum Koi Rashguard

I'm 5'7 and 169 ,usually buy medium and get away with it. Most stuff loosens up after a few rolls and washes
8/21/2016 12:49:33 AM
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93 Brand ALOHA Ranked Rashguard

I don't understand the logic in that , why is it done that way ?
8/26/2016 1:22:25 AM
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Raven "Ulfhedinn" Rashguard

Rodney is right , I'm about the same size and it fits a bit snug on me. I like them this way as they listen up over time. Your mileage may vary
8/31/2016 9:57:39 PM
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Raven NORDIC Rashguard

Use your credit card , it's basically free money
9/23/2016 2:26:13 AM
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Raven "Candy" Rashguard

I'm a guy and I'm about to buy this. It is pretty awesome , it will go greaT with the Raven rashie of Little Red Ridinghood choking out the wolf
10/5/2016 12:12:43 AM
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93 Brand Standard Issue Shorts 2 Pack

That backpack was pretty sweet , totally worth the money
10/8/2016 6:35:03 AM
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93 Brand Standard Issue Shorts 2 Pack

Rolling deals is usually a sale on left overs and odd sizes. It's still a good deal in case it was missed the first time
10/8/2016 6:36:16 AM
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93 Brand BOO JITSU Spats

I'm 5'7 and 175 with a 34 waist. I always buy L in 93 brand. Fits me well
10/12/2016 12:06:22 AM
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Raven Irezumi Grappling Tights

Buy them Raven stuff is great quality. The sizing is consistent and true to label. One of my fav brands
12/20/2016 2:31:08 AM
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Raven Irezumi Grappling Tights

34 waist by 32 length and I wear Large
12/20/2016 8:32:17 PM
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Raven ZEUS Rashguard

I have like 6 of their rashguards . Hands down some of my favs in terms of fitment , reliability and design. I'd compare them to phalanx
1/3/2017 12:56:43 AM
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GR1PS Black Grappling Spats

I doubt it , BJJ HQ will start a listing with super low inventory or things already sold out at the time of launch.
1/13/2017 11:57:21 PM
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Raven WATER Rashguard

I don't think these are ranked . They are based on their "Element" series
2/1/2017 12:19:04 AM
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Ground Game "Sweat & Tears" Spats

$40 shipped for Raven and other quality rashguards is a pretty good deal . Normally $55-65 every where else . Unless it's Hypnotik ... I won't pay for that trash ever again
2/3/2017 4:48:33 PM
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Hyperfly Icon Jiu JItsu Gi

Same struggle bro ... Everything medium / large or 34-36 is sold out . So I have the credit card just burning a hole in my pocket
2/4/2017 9:05:57 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Shorts 2-PACK

These have a very weird fit compared to higher end 93brand stuff. Not buying these again
10/3/2017 11:16:41 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Shorts 2-PACK

Narrow waist , narrow leg area , binds at the hips and crotch area. Good shorts in terms of quality but designed for those with slim/narrow builds.
10/4/2017 12:06:30 AM
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Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi

Rolling deals is getting rid of the sizes no one buys. I could definitely see that being out of stock at launch
10/6/2017 11:08:49 PM
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93 Brand BOO JITSU Spats

These aren't that bad. They are cool for October , a cool conversational piece. I bought them last year , they are the equivalent of the ugly xmas sweater... still good quality though.
10/14/2017 12:47:38 AM
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93brand Standard Issue LTD Shorts 2-PACK

If you have a slim build or skip leg day you'll be fine. If not consider ordering a size up , every time I see this deal I tell myself I need to stop doing deadlifts
12/18/2017 11:42:47 PM
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93brand "Splatter" Rashguard

Not only do you have to be a 3rd grader you have to be inconsistent with sizing across every design
1/12/2018 2:52:43 PM
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Hold Fast Daruma Rashguard

What's wrong with it ? It's got that Samurai Jack vibe
1/13/2018 11:09:31 PM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

The premium short cut shorts they offer are usually true to size. I'm a 34 and order 34 in all of these. Slightly snug but comfortable these are
1/25/2018 1:03:23 AM
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PunchTown Ryushin Ice Fight Shorts

Odds are slim of missing a deal. Most of the stuff during rolling deals are the odd sizes no one buys during regular sales
2/3/2018 8:17:07 PM
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Hyperfly "Jiu Jitsu Knows" Rashguard

Your probably would have lost it when phalanx rashguards were $60-65
2/8/2018 1:27:11 AM
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93brand BRASILIA Shorts

I'm in the same category as you , I usually get the "shorter" shorts in 34 and don't have any issues.
2/12/2018 12:54:42 AM
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Booster BJJ Gi - Black

Not with that attitude
2/7/2020 11:04:58 PM
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93brand "Combate" Rashguard

1 on the long sleeve needing to happen
2/15/2020 2:40:39 PM
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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

The sizing on these is not friendly for muscular builds, i had a similar issue fitment wise a while ago.
2/19/2020 2:55:47 AM
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93brand "San Junipero" Spats

Credit cards yo , its basically free money
2/24/2020 2:21:18 PM
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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - White

This question gets asked everytime a Gi is posted for sale. Im surprised they havent started putting this answer in the description by now
2/24/2020 11:18:28 PM
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Tatami Signature BJJ Gi - White

Chris im only asking because Mercury is in retrograde and everyone always asks when GIs are posted
3/2/2020 8:55:40 PM
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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

*laughs in IBJJf*
3/3/2020 11:45:06 PM
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93brand "Strike"Rashguard

Its either a snake drawn by a marine with crayons or a picture of the "no step on snek" meme
3/6/2020 11:04:59 PM
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Nine Lives Chapter 6 - "Six Shooter" BJJ Gi - Navy

*adds one more dislike to the post from the Bernie supporter who is offended by a picture of a reveolver*
3/10/2020 7:59:21 PM
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93brand Dark Tiger Spats

If in doubt go with a Large. 93brand is pretty consistent in terms of sizing unless its sold in a 2 pack or that crap "standard issue /standard fit size" then it runs smalller than normal
3/11/2020 12:40:03 AM
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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

Asks "What else do you need to know"

Responds with "If its IBJJF Approved?"

??
3/13/2020 4:23:50 PM
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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

Good luck resurrecting that disaster. The sizing and quality were so sub par that thing project was shelved after the second run. I would like to see another run of the design tho
3/14/2020 4:17:04 AM
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Phalanx Worlds Victory HPLT Shorts

Subscribe to the notifications you feminine hygiene product
3/17/2020 12:40:47 AM
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Tatami Minimo 2.0 BJJ Gi - White

Its like regular tech weave but stoned
3/18/2020 2:53:03 PM
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Dollamur 5'x10' Flexi-Roll Home BJJ Mat

The tatami is also rough on the elbows when you are on your side (nogi).
3/19/2020 11:41:47 PM
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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

So what kind of Mullet and Shades do you have since you bought it ?
3/21/2020 3:13:14 PM
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Hypnotik Tie Dye Fight Shorts - Dark Blue

I heard they were supposed to merge Hypnotik and MMAwarehouse but that website has been "under construction" for 6 montha
3/27/2020 11:23:38 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi

One does not simply stop doing Jiu Jitsu
3/31/2020 12:36:13 AM
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Hypnotik Liga Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Johnny hypnotik stuff has horrible sizing , it gets those fuzzies real quick and/or tears when anything velcro from shorts gets next to it. There is a reason this brand sells for cheap prices
4/4/2020 11:42:10 PM
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93brand "Slate Camo" BJJ Gi - Black

Ok so buy another one , dont act like you dont have a $1200 stimulus check coming youre way ,that you are going tl spend on Jiu Jitsu anyway
4/7/2020 12:54:09 AM
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Controlled Labs White Warped 2pack

I think its the powder that helps you get a boner
4/9/2020 11:10:41 PM
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Tatami "Kanagawa" Shorts

You didnt want those Hynotik Joggers on MMAHQ???
4/10/2020 11:39:31 PM
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Niku "Let's Roll Light" Rashguard

This rash guard is for jiu jitsu , not too sure what other cardio activities you are wearing this for
4/24/2020 11:16:27 PM
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Toro "Space Camp" Short Sleeve Rashguard

If you want to trigger Eddie Bravo this tshirt better be about flat earth conspiracies
4/30/2020 12:11:16 AM
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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

You could just buy some armbar soap instead of buying the guy that asks for Soap or Mats in every listing
5/5/2020 12:55:04 AM
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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Presidante , its the essential oils of Jiu Jitsu basically. Their pitch is they use essential oils as an anti fungal/bacterial. It doesnt have the harsh chemicals some of the other soaps have and their scents are fucking amazing. Its cool but its overhyped
5/5/2020 6:21:25 PM
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93brand Fabric Face Mask

No one:

Not a single soul:

Dude wearing gi pants in public: Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Helios Gracie?
5/6/2020 11:25:07 PM
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93brand Fabric Face Mask

The real question here is if this mask is IBJJf approved ? Inquiring minds want to know
5/7/2020 12:50:18 AM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Wait , nm im an idiot. Its a rashie not a shirt. *puts down beer*
5/17/2020 11:05:24 PM
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Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Short Sleeve Rashguard

Its a typo. They mean to write "Winter Whitebelt"
5/19/2020 11:04:37 PM
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Newaza Turtle Guard Ranked Rashguard

You might as well state it now if its going to have Armbar Soap or Mats because you know all the people are going to come out od the woodwork just to ask that
5/22/2020 6:02:04 PM
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93brand Casual Gi Pants - 2018 Black Edition

L-o-l Johnny said "grammer"
5/23/2020 12:44:09 AM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

I dunno man , i feel like there are alternate means to show off the inside of the waist band. Might be a wild and radical concept but what if you showcased the spats , by themselves?? You know like waistband shot without them being on a person...
5/27/2020 12:52:40 AM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

Bro take her, she nagging i spend too much money on here. Take her , buy her some flowers and shit
5/27/2020 2:06:14 AM
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Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

People who dont clip their nails have a special place in hell waiting for them
6/5/2020 4:07:18 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

My apologies to the canadians i did not account for, to include Kent Peters , one of my heroes
6/9/2020 4:00:06 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Yo , Tatami will tear the skin off your elbows if you end up on your side and one of those big bois from 10P hits you with a pressure pass
6/9/2020 9:54:19 PM
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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

People still wear cups to JJ class ?
6/13/2020 11:17:03 PM
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Kitsune "Box" Heather Green Tee

Thats a rare photo of Tobias sneeking out of your girls house. Do you really need more than 1 pic ?
6/14/2020 11:07:48 PM
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93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard

If you own this rashguard i feel like you are the type of person that makes me take off my shoes before entering your house.
6/16/2020 12:29:48 AM
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93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard

*laughs in frat house*
6/16/2020 1:44:36 AM
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Hypnotik Reps Shorts - Grey/Black

They went bankrupt because of paying that dude of and the quality of their products was generally shitty. There were multiple reasons why they failed.
6/20/2020 12:32:35 AM
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93brand "SHG" V2 Backpack

Bicycle? YES. Streetbike ? Nooooooo. Its not very aerodynamically friendly so looking over your shoulders and feeling the drag gets annoying after a while.
6/29/2020 3:17:34 AM
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Phalanx Submission Division RIZR Shorts

****, the one day i dont check bjjhq i miss two good deals. That rashie was legit.
7/3/2020 4:16:34 PM
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Phalanx Submission Division RIZR Shorts

Spats are only for dudes who start their rolls on their knees
7/3/2020 4:17:23 PM
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