T-U-N-I-T 's profile at MMA HQ

Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Im gunna get this, take a shit in it, mold it into the shape of a gerbal, buy a cage for it, and name it Toro.

5/20/2022 11:57:38 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

When you have some gay shit to do at noon then open mat at 2pm.

4/16/2022 11:43:22 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Again, someone created this and someone in charge gabe it the ok. Look at this, you bring this to my office for a final concept and you’re getting shit canned and heel hooked.

3/28/2022 11:38:11 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Sully would make these assholes in the comments tap. Light work.

3/18/2022 4:00:29 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

“No, we have a Mexican ground karate shirt at home sweetie.”
Mexican ground Karate shirt at home: ^

3/3/2022 12:15:01 AM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

Sweet gi pants

2/22/2022 11:07:01 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

Again, more than one person are involved with this shirt going thru multiple checks and balances into a final conception and into production. They all thought that this was a solid idea. The end is near folks.

2/18/2022 12:15:55 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Joe Rogan didn’t do anything wrong, and if you’re about cancel culture your moms a hoe.

2/8/2022 1:41:51 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

Oof

2/5/2022 11:07:03 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black

I’d clap those cheeks

2/4/2022 11:08:37 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

You’re fuckin sleepin if you don’t think these slap…

1/31/2022 11:24:49 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" HPLT Shorts

Cool capris, be cool to buy something more aerodynamic and bless my opponents with my gigantic gun boat quads. Short shorts are in, wake up BJJHQ!

1/29/2022 11:18:32 PM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

The fuck is this? Somebody had a meeting with real people and presented this and more than one person had to have thoight this was a good idea, and thats whats wrong with leadership nowadays.

1/25/2022 12:03:23 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Thats classy

1/20/2022 11:11:40 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

This stuff will make your grundle smell delightful after the hardest rounds, as well as exfoliate that stinky butthole and release all the toilet paper bunnies rolled up with your pubic hair.

1/20/2022 12:27:56 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

He’s not that guy.

1/14/2022 11:25:54 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Where’s the fucking chimp!!!!!

1/12/2022 11:18:37 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

That dudes double leg is trash…..

1/9/2022 11:18:18 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Hans, get the luger……

1/4/2022 11:19:19 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Unbelievable

1/1/2022 11:11:25 PM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Day of the dead skulls is so 2012 pfffst.

12/12/2021 11:16:02 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I wish Sulley was still around

12/11/2021 12:58:38 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

My buddy said he bought this and hasn't been tapped since.

12/9/2021 11:46:21 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Perfect stash pocket for Valtrex….is what i heard.

11/28/2021 11:20:35 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi

This does not look like arm bar soap…..unreal. *sigh*

11/16/2021 11:01:21 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

This is #1 bullsheet

11/11/2021 12:47:04 AM

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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White

Nooice

10/31/2021 11:26:40 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Some shit Diego Sanchez would be reppin….

10/22/2021 11:55:00 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Oh wow, thats, thats neat……

10/18/2021 11:52:15 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

The amount of dis-hespect charging $15 bucks for this…..unreal. They should give these away…

10/17/2021 11:29:25 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Someone made this and was like,” fuck ya, thats tight.” And whats even more apalling is at least two or three more people agreed to this calamity being acceptable and here we are.

10/11/2021 11:40:23 PM

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Fuji "Call of Fuji" Rashguard

Call of Dookie

10/8/2021 1:12:47 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

If someone ever brought me this bullshit to the table i’d fire em on the spot.

9/12/2021 11:14:21 PM

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Toro "PBR" T-Shirt - Grey

Psh

8/21/2021 11:18:20 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

These things are great for hangin brain. Psh.

8/5/2021 3:56:02 PM

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Kitsune "Box V2" T-Shirt

Busch league.

8/2/2021 12:45:06 AM

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93brand "Leg Locks" Tee

Psssh. Not on my worst day pal.

7/30/2021 7:32:17 AM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

Pffffssst.

7/29/2021 7:47:30 AM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Psh. Not on my worst day pal. Unreal.

7/20/2021 11:49:33 PM

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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

Psh, unreal.

7/3/2021 12:19:48 AM

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Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi

Strangle Things Rashie please!!! Oh god please!!!!!!

10/7/2017 5:33:17 AM

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Fuji Force Camouflage Gi

Hideous

9/16/2017 12:40:19 AM

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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts

Selling shit thats already sold out in the most common sizes....really?

9/9/2017 5:58:28 AM

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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts

Strangle Things rashie pretty please!!!!!!!!

9/9/2017 2:39:00 AM

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Gameness Pearl Blue

Yes! I want it!!

8/5/2017 4:33:06 AM

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Manto Waves 2.0 Grappling Rashguard

Ya, totally a good assumption that a well known grappling company would put some dumbass writing on the back of their product you moron.

9/20/2017 1:59:38 AM

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93brand Dry Fit 2-PACK Neo Floral x Splatter

This ain’t Burger King man.

4/9/2018 12:18:38 PM

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Scramble "Strong Beard" Rashguard

Wrong

6/26/2018 3:19:20 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Tank Tops (Body Butchers & Jiu Jitsu Originals)

No one cares

6/27/2018 8:38:51 AM

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93brand Microfiber "Praia" Towel

OSS!

6/29/2019 10:34:17 AM

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Hyperfly "Pressure" BJJ Gi

Pure genius

7/4/2019 9:50:29 PM

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HoldFast "Artist Series: Diego Martin" Rashguard

Your suppose to wear something on NoGi days?

11/14/2019 11:48:23 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

God damn red coats!

7/4/2021 3:15:01 PM

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93brand Graffiti Spats

F

7/18/2021 11:17:25 AM

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93brand "Brasilia 2.0" Spats

Bro drink some water and eat something green for a little while. Unreal.

8/1/2021 1:24:56 AM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

F

8/20/2021 12:57:44 AM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

Oss!

8/20/2021 12:56:24 AM

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Nine Lives "Challenge" T-Shirt

Does this shirt make me a Danaher?

9/26/2021 11:49:53 PM

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Fuji Script Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black/Blue

You’re probably the type of Jenny that would give a good man HIV after ducking him for years on end while he served his country in combat, and soon after returning home became a shrimp king with his legless battle buddy.

11/1/2021 11:47:56 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Your mom

11/18/2021 11:11:08 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached

The perfect gi from a more…civilized era.

11/22/2021 8:55:03 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Ya more cardio

11/22/2021 11:24:43 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Stop hating on the chimp. Do not be jealous he is cool and you are a dork.

11/27/2021 7:14:53 AM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

The chimp has spoken

11/27/2021 8:33:31 AM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

This guy has upper managment written all over him…

11/27/2021 11:19:36 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Pffst go back to Canada

11/28/2021 11:18:12 PM

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Tatami Ocean to Mat T-Shirt - White

Tap, snap or nap brah.

11/29/2021 11:05:06 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

The chimp has spoken

12/1/2021 8:09:16 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Don’t be mad this rash guard is worth more than your Aikido Black Belt, you bum.

12/4/2021 11:35:20 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Nice try Kowalski

12/5/2021 3:31:34 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

“Blood Happens”

12/8/2021 11:23:43 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Fake news ya Bum, wheres the Chimp asshole!

12/8/2021 11:23:05 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

OSS!

12/9/2021 11:45:06 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Ok dad

12/14/2021 11:16:15 PM

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Fuji Electric Spats - Black

Your mom

1/3/2022 8:59:35 AM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

I’m Ron Burgandy?

1/11/2022 11:14:05 PM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

Ok Karen

1/19/2022 12:59:38 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Keep fighting the good fight little buddy

1/20/2022 2:54:42 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Chief little root of the lack a sack tribe

1/30/2022 11:15:34 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Cool story, I hope you talk about it more, super interesting.

2/8/2022 11:40:49 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Uh oh better cancel me

2/9/2022 8:43:48 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

SmithInMN mom is a hoe

2/14/2022 9:41:00 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This guys dongs are growing on me.

3/14/2022 7:21:42 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Im telling ya’ll this guy is onto something…

3/14/2022 11:40:39 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

My mans out here doing the lords work.

3/18/2022 2:13:55 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

They are the type that spend the night in the drunk tank on St. Paddies and make instagram post about being a “world champion” for winning gold at an IBJJF tourney in the Masters 4 division.

3/18/2022 2:16:40 AM