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Not on my worst day pal.
Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



Im gunna get this, take a shit in it, mold it into the shape of a gerbal, buy a cage for it, and name it Toro.   
5/20/2022 11:57:38 PM
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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



When you have some gay shit to do at noon then open mat at 2pm.   
4/16/2022 11:43:22 PM
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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



Again, someone created this and someone in charge gabe it the ok. Look at this, you bring this to my office for a final concept and you’re getting shit canned and heel hooked.   
3/28/2022 11:38:11 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats



Sully would make these assholes in the comments tap. Light work.   
3/18/2022 4:00:29 PM
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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



“No, we have a Mexican ground karate shirt at home sweetie.”
Mexican ground Karate shirt at home: ^
  
3/3/2022 12:15:01 AM
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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts



Sweet gi pants  
2/22/2022 11:07:01 PM
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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt



Again, more than one person are involved with this shirt going thru multiple checks and balances into a final conception and into production. They all thought that this was a solid idea. The end is near folks.   
2/18/2022 12:15:55 AM
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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts



Joe Rogan didn’t do anything wrong, and if you’re about cancel culture your moms a hoe.   
2/8/2022 1:41:51 PM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee



Oof  
2/5/2022 11:07:03 PM
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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black



I’d clap those cheeks  
2/4/2022 11:08:37 PM
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Tatami Strawberry Spats



You’re fuckin sleepin if you don’t think these slap…  
1/31/2022 11:24:49 PM
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Phalanx "Enso" HPLT Shorts



Cool capris, be cool to buy something more aerodynamic and bless my opponents with my gigantic gun boat quads. Short shorts are in, wake up BJJHQ!  
1/29/2022 11:18:32 PM
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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK



The fuck is this? Somebody had a meeting with real people and presented this and more than one person had to have thoight this was a good idea, and thats whats wrong with leadership nowadays.   
1/25/2022 12:03:23 AM
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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu



Thats classy  
1/20/2022 11:11:40 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



This stuff will make your grundle smell delightful after the hardest rounds, as well as exfoliate that stinky butthole and release all the toilet paper bunnies rolled up with your pubic hair.   
1/20/2022 12:27:56 AM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black



He’s not that guy.   
1/14/2022 11:25:54 PM
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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Where’s the fucking chimp!!!!!  
1/12/2022 11:18:37 PM
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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts



That dudes double leg is trash…..  
1/9/2022 11:18:18 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Hans, get the luger……  
1/4/2022 11:19:19 PM
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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK



Unbelievable  
1/1/2022 11:11:25 PM
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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



Day of the dead skulls is so 2012 pfffst.   
12/12/2021 11:16:02 PM
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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi



I wish Sulley was still around  
12/11/2021 12:58:38 AM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard



My buddy said he bought this and hasn't been tapped since.   
12/9/2021 11:46:21 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)



Perfect stash pocket for Valtrex….is what i heard.   
11/28/2021 11:20:35 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi



This does not look like arm bar soap…..unreal. *sigh*  
11/16/2021 11:01:21 PM
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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee



This is #1 bullsheet  
11/11/2021 12:47:04 AM
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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White



Nooice  
10/31/2021 11:26:40 PM
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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey



Some shit Diego Sanchez would be reppin….  
10/22/2021 11:55:00 PM
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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



Oh wow, thats, thats neat……  
10/18/2021 11:52:15 PM
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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt



The amount of dis-hespect charging $15 bucks for this…..unreal. They should give these away…  
10/17/2021 11:29:25 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Someone made this and was like,” fuck ya, thats tight.” And whats even more apalling is at least two or three more people agreed to this calamity being acceptable and here we are.   
10/11/2021 11:40:23 PM
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Fuji "Call of Fuji" Rashguard



Call of Dookie  
10/8/2021 1:12:47 AM
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93brand IV Drip Rashguard



If someone ever brought me this bullshit to the table i’d fire em on the spot.   
9/12/2021 11:14:21 PM
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Toro "PBR" T-Shirt - Grey



Psh  
8/21/2021 11:18:20 PM
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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack



These things are great for hangin brain. Psh.   
8/5/2021 3:56:02 PM
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Kitsune "Box V2" T-Shirt



Busch league.  
8/2/2021 12:45:06 AM
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93brand "Leg Locks" Tee



Psssh. Not on my worst day pal.   
7/30/2021 7:32:17 AM
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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag



Pffffssst.   
7/29/2021 7:47:30 AM
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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey



Psh. Not on my worst day pal. Unreal.   
7/20/2021 11:49:33 PM
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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard



Psh, unreal.   
7/3/2021 12:19:48 AM
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Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi



Strangle Things Rashie please!!! Oh god please!!!!!!  
10/7/2017 5:33:17 AM
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Fuji Force Camouflage Gi



Hideous  
9/16/2017 12:40:19 AM
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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts



Selling shit thats already sold out in the most common sizes....really?  
9/9/2017 5:58:28 AM
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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts



Strangle Things rashie pretty please!!!!!!!!  
9/9/2017 2:39:00 AM
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Gameness Pearl Blue

Yes! I want it!!
8/5/2017 4:33:06 AM
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Manto Waves 2.0 Grappling Rashguard

Ya, totally a good assumption that a well known grappling company would put some dumbass writing on the back of their product you moron.
9/20/2017 1:59:38 AM
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93brand Dry Fit 2-PACK Neo Floral x Splatter

This ain’t Burger King man.
4/9/2018 12:18:38 PM
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Scramble "Strong Beard" Rashguard

Wrong
6/26/2018 3:19:20 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Tank Tops (Body Butchers & Jiu Jitsu Originals)

No one cares
6/27/2018 8:38:51 AM
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93brand Microfiber "Praia" Towel

OSS!
6/29/2019 10:34:17 AM
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Hyperfly "Pressure" BJJ Gi

Pure genius
7/4/2019 9:50:29 PM
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HoldFast "Artist Series: Diego Martin" Rashguard

Your suppose to wear something on NoGi days?
11/14/2019 11:48:23 PM
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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

God damn red coats!
7/4/2021 3:15:01 PM
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93brand Graffiti Spats

F
7/18/2021 11:17:25 AM
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93brand "Brasilia 2.0" Spats

Bro drink some water and eat something green for a little while. Unreal.
8/1/2021 1:24:56 AM
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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

F
8/20/2021 12:57:44 AM
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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

Oss!
8/20/2021 12:56:24 AM
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Nine Lives "Challenge" T-Shirt

Does this shirt make me a Danaher?
9/26/2021 11:49:53 PM
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Fuji Script Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black/Blue

You’re probably the type of Jenny that would give a good man HIV after ducking him for years on end while he served his country in combat, and soon after returning home became a shrimp king with his legless battle buddy.
11/1/2021 11:47:56 PM
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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Your mom
11/18/2021 11:11:08 PM
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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached

The perfect gi from a more…civilized era.
11/22/2021 8:55:03 AM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Ya more cardio
11/22/2021 11:24:43 PM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Stop hating on the chimp. Do not be jealous he is cool and you are a dork.
11/27/2021 7:14:53 AM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

The chimp has spoken
11/27/2021 8:33:31 AM
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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

This guy has upper managment written all over him…
11/27/2021 11:19:36 PM
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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Pffst go back to Canada
11/28/2021 11:18:12 PM
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Tatami Ocean to Mat T-Shirt - White

Tap, snap or nap brah.
11/29/2021 11:05:06 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

The chimp has spoken
12/1/2021 8:09:16 AM
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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Don’t be mad this rash guard is worth more than your Aikido Black Belt, you bum.
12/4/2021 11:35:20 AM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Nice try Kowalski
12/5/2021 3:31:34 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

“Blood Happens”
12/8/2021 11:23:43 PM
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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Fake news ya Bum, wheres the Chimp asshole!
12/8/2021 11:23:05 PM
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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

OSS!
12/9/2021 11:45:06 PM
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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Ok dad
12/14/2021 11:16:15 PM
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Fuji Electric Spats - Black

Your mom
1/3/2022 8:59:35 AM
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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

I’m Ron Burgandy?
1/11/2022 11:14:05 PM
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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

Ok Karen
1/19/2022 12:59:38 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Keep fighting the good fight little buddy
1/20/2022 2:54:42 AM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Chief little root of the lack a sack tribe
1/30/2022 11:15:34 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Cool story, I hope you talk about it more, super interesting.
2/8/2022 11:40:49 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Uh oh better cancel me
2/9/2022 8:43:48 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

SmithInMN mom is a hoe
2/14/2022 9:41:00 AM
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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This guys dongs are growing on me.
3/14/2022 7:21:42 AM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Im telling ya’ll this guy is onto something…
3/14/2022 11:40:39 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

My mans out here doing the lords work.
3/18/2022 2:13:55 AM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

They are the type that spend the night in the drunk tank on St. Paddies and make instagram post about being a “world champion” for winning gold at an IBJJF tourney in the Masters 4 division.
3/18/2022 2:16:40 AM
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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

At least dongs is consitent. I use to believe in you chimp. Now all i got is a big ol Dong to look forward to.
3/19/2022 9:42:05 AM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Stop shitting in it.
3/25/2022 12:03:44 AM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Hows about put a dong in your mouth and keep your clap trap closed buddy. Respect the dong.
4/9/2022 9:42:52 AM
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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thats just my nuts on your chin
4/17/2022 1:58:06 AM
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Tatami Serpent Eco Tech Recycled Rash Guard

Reminds me of your reffing, fucking garbage.
4/18/2022 11:36:15 PM
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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

Exactly like your reffing
4/19/2022 11:53:29 PM
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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

Full speed ahead matey
4/19/2022 11:52:40 PM
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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Your mom is a ho
5/20/2022 11:54:36 PM
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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

No one cares about IBJJF or watches IBJJF tho…..
5/22/2022 12:30:59 AM
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