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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

Just Roll in through our borders.
We have Tatami welcome mats rolled out for you.
I want a custom Tatami mat with the flag of Mexico and Ukraine.  
9/22/2023 4:04:27 PM
Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket

I remember marching from Selma to Montgomery in a jacket similar to this one.
I got mine from Martin Luther King Jr himself.
We were both students at Boston University school of Theology.
I remember those marches so vividly, we were proud, we were motivated, and we were all vaccinated.
After 400 years of slavery, it wasn't until the late 1960's that Blacks were allowed to vote.
We achieved that with these marches.
We won!!!!
Now illegals can enter America and reap the benefits of these marches, because even though they are not citizens, they will given the right to vote.

9/21/2023 1:15:28 PM
93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi

I am calling on all of our Planned Parenthood supporters.
Our Planned Parenthood gi should have been SOLD OUT by now.
We are trying to raise money to make Bilderberg group meetings as untraceable as an F-35.
This gi even comes with a nice red placenta bag (Nice touch!)
C-Spec, C-Section, or Section 8?
No one is denying your right to choose.
Here's the deal,
Restore skid roe.
Poor women deserve medical care just as white women, so buy this gi.
Vaccine care is medical care.  
9/20/2023 7:45:36 AM
Phalanx "Metric BLK/Red" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I can even afford to buy this right now because Hunter is suing my weaponized IRS. I might even have to drop out of the Presidential race because of that little sh!thead. Once held him in my hands, I told Jill, "this kid is going to be the death of me." But it is fine, but Big Mike will have to take over.
I remember when I first met Big Mike, he was a student in the Civil Rights class that I taught at Howard University.
I told him, "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
I told him, "No really, I mean it, but think about how we think about it," and he smiled, and said, "That doesn't shake me to the core."  
9/19/2023 3:50:08 AM
Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

I really like the diversity of all these Black gis, and Black rashguards.
Kitsune is Japanese, when will we see a Zulu gi that honors Africa?
Here's the deal, when I lived in the jungles of Africa I saved many Blacks from lions, tigers, and bears, oh my!!!
Now I am saving Blacks in the racial jungles of the United States.
And that's why America can be summed up in one word.......ASFUTMSIFWEFFUTSH.  
9/18/2023 8:38:48 AM
Tatami "ANIP" Hoodie - Black

Let me be clear, and I'm serious.
Hunter just called me and said that BJJHQ is selling a hoodie with what looks to be him and a Ukrainian hooker. And they seem to be on pink cocaine (making it pink didn't fool anyone)
In the immoral words of Bill Clinton, a BJJ is not adultery.   
9/17/2023 12:05:32 AM
93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Here's the deal. This bag is a true game changer. Whether I am teaching political theory at UPenn, picking up laundry in Ukraine, or carrying Hunter's laptop. This bag has ALL. A true TRANS-former. It's like the pansexual of bags.   
9/16/2023 7:01:22 AM
Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

My two favorite colors, black and green.   
9/15/2023 12:46:56 AM
Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

If it only said "Demoncrats."  
9/14/2023 12:15:15 AM
Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

These should be mandatory school uniforms for boys.   
9/13/2023 7:44:37 AM
93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition

If you don't vote for me, you ain't as Black as this gi.  
9/11/2023 5:39:54 AM
Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

Let me start off with two words..........
Made in America.  
9/10/2023 1:12:12 PM
Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White

Real Men Wear Black.  
9/9/2023 10:47:49 AM
Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

So Men's Medium, Large, and X-Large are sold out huh? Something tells me that these shorts are not meant for jiu-jitsu, anyway, God save the queens.   
8/17/2023 6:39:10 PM
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Would be cool if the shorts were long enough to hide the inner compression layer.   
2/9/2023 10:43:51 AM
Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

A lemon is a vehicle that turns out to have several manufacturing issues affecting its safety, value or utility. Any vehicle with such severe issues may be termed a lemon, and by extension, so may any product with flaws too great or severe to serve its purpose.

Appropriate for the occasion, had to get it.  
10/4/2022 2:26:01 AM
Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

A1S sold out already?????
What did they have 3 size A1S on hand?   
8/25/2022 11:27:18 PM
Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Cool rashie.   
8/8/2022 9:07:04 AM
93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

Missed out on this big Inverted Panda bag.
Hope it comes back soon.   
5/22/2022 10:33:23 AM
93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

I have mine for over a year now, and they are still in good shape. Just bought two more pairs because I like them so much.   
12/4/2021 11:17:49 PM
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Inverted Gear Cross Training Rashguard

Looks cool.   
5/29/2021 8:57:37 AM
Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Black

Can we have a regular fit option for these joggers?   
4/30/2021 11:24:58 PM
Tatami Athletic Joggers - Black

Can we at least have the option of an un-tapered jogger or an un-tapered track suit?   
11/25/2020 4:52:42 AM
93brand Special Edition V3 Grappling Underwear 2-PACK

Best all around underwear (not just for grappling)

Best underwear to wear under any compression pants, as cloth boxer briefs underwear bunch up and ride up along the thighs.   
3/3/2020 9:58:13 AM
Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

Any 93 Brand Grappling Underwear coming up in the near future?   
2/22/2020 11:14:41 PM
Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi - Blue Graphite

Will you have any 93 Brand Grappling Underwear popping up soon?   
1/4/2020 5:44:18 PM
93brand IV Drip Rashguard

I'm surprised this hasn't sold out yet. Cool rashie.  
12/21/2018 3:39:43 PM
93brand x Gawakoto 'Tales From The Grips' Spats

Will the rashguard to compliment the spats, be available here soon?  
10/4/2018 10:15:43 AM
93brand Dry Fit 2-PACK Neo Floral x Splatter

Can I get two of the ones without the floral print?  
4/9/2018 12:11:16 PM
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Manto Krazy Bee Rashguard

Any Strike Fightwear Gis coming up? Will love to get the Roots or HG :-)  
2/20/2015 9:51:02 AM
Troll Creek Rashguard

I usually get size small for my rash guards, I weigh 145 pounds. Should I get a small or a medium?  
1/21/2015 10:03:55 AM
Do Not Pass Guard Tee

Monopoly and BJJ........two all time CLASSICS :-) Had to get it :-)   
4/24/2014 11:52:51 AM
93 Brand Anvil Rashguard

Aaron, can we please get the Tatami Chinese Panda rash guard to complement the Tatami Chinese spats :-) Thank you.   
4/8/2014 7:30:46 AM
The Short Sleeve Goose 2.0 Technical Gi

Is this an April Fools gag????   
3/31/2014 11:05:59 PM
Venum Electron Purple Shorts

Is there any way of knowing ahead of time when the Rolling Deals will happen? If you guys at BJJHQ will announce it ahead of time, I will seriously take out a bank loan, take off from work, miss MMA training and sit in front of my computer for the next 24 hours buying everything. I think that you guys will make a lot more money by announcing the Rolling Deals a week in advance.   
11/15/2012 10:35:48 AM
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93 Brand Anvil Rashguard

Derek, those spats should swing back around, keep an eye out. None of the sizes sold out when they were on. Good luck :-)
4/8/2014 1:51:58 AM
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Troll Creek Rashguard

Thanks George, I just bought it. Please bring back the 93 Brand Unidentified Flying Omoplata :-)
1/21/2015 2:03:02 PM
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93brand Dry Fit 2-PACK Neo Floral x Splatter

Mind your business Tim.
Thanks George.
4/9/2018 6:16:14 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Hey, there's no such thing as a fair fight, so I don't blame him.
11/23/2021 10:52:07 AM
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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Still got them. Might be two years now.
You guys want to do everything in slippers that cost $5, but when it comes to your Jordans and Yeezys...........
Oh no!!!!! Ain't nobody got time for that.
12/5/2021 12:35:52 PM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in a single game. Don’t try to downplay his greatness ??
6/15/2023 12:40:02 AM
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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, haha!)
9/8/2023 8:42:22 AM
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Phalanx "Dark King" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

My friend Michael has 9 too. Barry approved.
9/11/2023 11:34:59 PM
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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

Soul brother like no other. That's what I'm talking about. Slide me some skins.
9/15/2023 7:27:43 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

We have a vaccine for that.
9/18/2023 4:37:24 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

BJJ Vicariously
We tested our vaccine on millions of Americans and we didn't have to threaten their livelihood.
One shot is all you need, and you will not get Covid, you will not end up in a hospital, or on a ventilator.
In the corruptible words of Richard Nixon, "I am not a crook."
9/18/2023 10:24:31 PM
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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi

You know when I used to drive up from Delaware to Boston, where I perform life saving surgeries at Boston Medical.
For some reason this tune used to pop in my head as I closed up the wounds.
"Closing time,
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."
9/20/2023 11:07:54 AM
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