Just Roll in through our borders.
We have Tatami welcome mats rolled out for you.
I want a custom Tatami mat with the flag of Mexico and Ukraine.  

I remember marching from Selma to Montgomery in a jacket similar to this one.
I got mine from Martin Luther King Jr himself.
We were both students at Boston University school of Theology.
I remember those marches so vividly, we were proud, we were motivated, and we were all vaccinated.
After 400 years of slavery, it wasn't until the late 1960's that Blacks were allowed to vote.
We achieved that with these marches.
We won!!!!
Now illegals can enter America and reap the benefits of these marches, because even though they are not citizens, they will given the right to vote.

#IllegalRightsAreHumanRights
  

I am calling on all of our Planned Parenthood supporters.
Our Planned Parenthood gi should have been SOLD OUT by now.
COME ON MAN!!!!
We are trying to raise money to make Bilderberg group meetings as untraceable as an F-35.
This gi even comes with a nice red placenta bag (Nice touch!)
C-Spec, C-Section, or Section 8?
No one is denying your right to choose.
Here's the deal,
Restore skid roe.
Poor women deserve medical care just as white women, so buy this gi.
Vaccine care is medical care.  

I can even afford to buy this right now because Hunter is suing my weaponized IRS. I might even have to drop out of the Presidential race because of that little sh!thead. Once held him in my hands, I told Jill, "this kid is going to be the death of me." But it is fine, but Big Mike will have to take over.
I remember when I first met Big Mike, he was a student in the Civil Rights class that I taught at Howard University.
I told him, "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
I told him, "No really, I mean it, but think about how we think about it," and he smiled, and said, "That doesn't shake me to the core."  

I really like the diversity of all these Black gis, and Black rashguards.
Kitsune is Japanese, when will we see a Zulu gi that honors Africa?
Here's the deal, when I lived in the jungles of Africa I saved many Blacks from lions, tigers, and bears, oh my!!!
Now I am saving Blacks in the racial jungles of the United States.
And that's why America can be summed up in one word.......ASFUTMSIFWEFFUTSH.  

Let me be clear, and I'm serious.
Hunter just called me and said that BJJHQ is selling a hoodie with what looks to be him and a Ukrainian hooker. And they seem to be on pink cocaine (making it pink didn't fool anyone)
In the immoral words of Bill Clinton, a BJJ is not adultery.   

Here's the deal. This bag is a true game changer. Whether I am teaching political theory at UPenn, picking up laundry in Ukraine, or carrying Hunter's laptop. This bag has ALL. A true TRANS-former. It's like the pansexual of bags.   

My two favorite colors, black and green.   

If it only said "Demoncrats."  

These should be mandatory school uniforms for boys.   

If you don't vote for me, you ain't as Black as this gi.  

Let me start off with two words..........
Made in America.  

Real Men Wear Black.  

So Men's Medium, Large, and X-Large are sold out huh? Something tells me that these shorts are not meant for jiu-jitsu, anyway, God save the queens.   

Would be cool if the shorts were long enough to hide the inner compression layer.   

A lemon is a vehicle that turns out to have several manufacturing issues affecting its safety, value or utility. Any vehicle with such severe issues may be termed a lemon, and by extension, so may any product with flaws too great or severe to serve its purpose.

Appropriate for the occasion, had to get it.  

A1S sold out already?????
What did they have 3 size A1S on hand?   

Cool rashie.   

Missed out on this big Inverted Panda bag.
Hope it comes back soon.   

I have mine for over a year now, and they are still in good shape. Just bought two more pairs because I like them so much.   

Looks cool.   

Can we have a regular fit option for these joggers?   

Can we at least have the option of an un-tapered jogger or an un-tapered track suit?   

Best all around underwear (not just for grappling)

Best underwear to wear under any compression pants, as cloth boxer briefs underwear bunch up and ride up along the thighs.   

Any 93 Brand Grappling Underwear coming up in the near future?   

Will you have any 93 Brand Grappling Underwear popping up soon?   

I'm surprised this hasn't sold out yet. Cool rashie.  

Will the rashguard to compliment the spats, be available here soon?  

Can I get two of the ones without the floral print?  

Any Strike Fightwear Gis coming up? Will love to get the Roots or HG :-)  

I usually get size small for my rash guards, I weigh 145 pounds. Should I get a small or a medium?  

Monopoly and BJJ........two all time CLASSICS :-) Had to get it :-)   

Aaron, can we please get the Tatami Chinese Panda rash guard to complement the Tatami Chinese spats :-) Thank you.   

Is this an April Fools gag????   

Is there any way of knowing ahead of time when the Rolling Deals will happen? If you guys at BJJHQ will announce it ahead of time, I will seriously take out a bank loan, take off from work, miss MMA training and sit in front of my computer for the next 24 hours buying everything. I think that you guys will make a lot more money by announcing the Rolling Deals a week in advance.