Howie Dewitt's profile at MMA HQ

Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Looks like a lunchbox

12/6/2023 11:34:55 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Caked up

12/1/2023 12:02:29 AM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Same energy

11/1/2023 11:01:05 PM

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93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Pic-3
20 mins into Jits and chill and he gives you that look.

10/31/2023 11:13:34 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

This hurts my eyes.

10/28/2023 11:03:22 PM

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93brand Monsters Shorts

I would be extremely concerned if i got that look when being in a rear naked choke.

10/25/2023 11:04:58 PM

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93brand Bad Grapplers Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Finally, a rashguard that speaks to all of us in the comment section.

10/16/2023 11:31:40 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

Nice purse for my gi.

10/9/2023 11:50:10 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Shorts made for the flatbutt tribe.

10/4/2023 11:19:34 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Cake factory

9/30/2023 1:59:52 AM

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Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket

Bomber, more like bummer…….

9/21/2023 1:43:45 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Black

Is anyone else curious about that tattoo in pic 4??

9/17/2023 11:27:33 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Who wears short shorts?!?
I wear short shorts!!!!!!

8/5/2023 11:23:31 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The girl looks less than enthused.

8/2/2023 11:47:32 PM

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Meerkatsu "Manual" Rashguard

Opponent: locks me in Triangle
Me: Brazilian jiu-jitsu: martial art and combat sport developed when………zzzzzzzzzz

6/17/2023 2:37:47 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Which one are we supposed to be?
The Dove or the Snake??

6/10/2023 12:10:55 AM

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Inverted Gear "Starter" BJJ Gi - White

Expensive bathrobe 👍🏼

6/5/2023 11:08:44 PM

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Tatami Omega Backpack

How many sparring partners can o fit in this?

6/4/2023 11:55:02 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Stolen Varsity.

5/19/2023 11:20:32 PM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

It’s leopard, illegal leopard.

5/3/2023 11:04:40 PM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

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5/3/2023 1:07:05 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

This bag gives me butterflies…..

5/1/2023 12:08:10 AM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Its a Seinfeld rashguard. ya buy it, put it in your closet and forget about it.

4/15/2023 11:39:24 PM

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Tatami Eye of the Tiger Rashguard

Looks like another night of watching the timer over at mmahq. Nothing to see here.

4/12/2023 1:15:37 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Great gi to wear when you sit and watch Varsity Blues in your basement while crying about the glory days…..

4/8/2023 1:24:21 AM

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Datsusara HGFV Seabag (Hemp)

This is a bag you can have when you get drafted for the next war

4/7/2023 1:22:54 AM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

This will go great with this warm AZ weather………

4/3/2023 11:49:31 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Do you know the muffin top man?

3/27/2023 11:21:12 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Gotta have a pancake butt for these.

3/23/2023 11:21:35 PM

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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

That is a fat nose…….

3/21/2023 11:06:24 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Snake..come in Snake…….Snake!?……….SSNNNNAAAAKKKEEE!!!!!!

3/18/2023 11:49:19 PM

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Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt

That “Involuntary stretching” looks kinda sus.

3/14/2023 1:34:23 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

Dude is out here showing them feet off for free.

3/10/2023 11:13:58 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Oh boy, not this again…..

2/23/2023 11:00:36 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

How many pairs of Nikes can i fit in the bag??

2/12/2023 11:16:24 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi - Mint/Green

This gi would make me look like an Irish Spring soap bar.

1/24/2023 9:32:56 AM

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Tatami Fraction Rashguard

I wouldn’t even spend a fraction on this.

1/15/2023 12:43:37 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

No nipple :,(

1/12/2023 11:04:53 PM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

I should wear these in my next Car Jitsu match.

1/7/2023 2:41:22 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Nogi Shorts - Black/Coral

Coral? More like a Salmon to me

1/4/2023 11:18:46 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Muffin top man

12/26/2022 11:03:18 PM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

“Light on the feet” because they desolve in the first week.

12/25/2022 12:33:43 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox

12/23/2022 12:51:17 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Yes

12/21/2022 12:48:32 PM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

Never post cringe on main

1/7/2023 2:42:43 AM

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Phalanx "Arctic Black Ops" Rashguard

Opponent bowing before match.
Me wearing this rashguard: Bravo six, going ghost.

1/10/2023 11:12:19 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Born to shit
Forced to wipe

1/12/2023 10:06:02 AM

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Toro Large Mesh Gym Bag

Fits all body types

3/3/2023 3:24:24 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Ssssshhhhhhhheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt

3/12/2023 9:38:10 PM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Yes

3/19/2023 11:50:58 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

The banner never lies

4/4/2023 4:02:36 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

Guess i bought it too

4/4/2023 4:03:04 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" HPTX Shorts

Man, i was late to the deal.
Oh quail.

4/5/2023 12:03:11 PM

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Datsusara HGFV Seabag (Hemp)

And if he doesnt want it then you have a bag to pack your shit in.

4/7/2023 5:27:50 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

She should be @ home.

4/12/2023 11:13:42 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

No nip
No buy

4/15/2023 11:50:34 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" Long Sleeve Rashguard

I would’nt “Rush” to pick this one up neither.

4/17/2023 11:17:12 PM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

I think its when you have a cuddle session right after you spar. Or thats what my partners tell me…..

4/22/2023 11:57:25 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Yes

4/23/2023 11:01:46 PM

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Phalanx "Metric BLK RED" Long Sleeve Rash

Yes king

5/12/2023 8:01:14 AM

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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

I see you are a man of culture.

5/13/2023 12:51:07 AM

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Tatami Enjoy Your Flight Rashguard

Yes!!

5/24/2023 11:11:54 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

Come home dad, we miss you.

6/1/2023 11:57:04 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

Lies

6/10/2023 12:05:09 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

Double cheeked up.

6/11/2023 11:05:05 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

I think its just a noise the character makes.
Word around the toilet bowl is is that it means “Worthless” but i doubt it.

6/15/2023 9:05:51 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Oh no……..

6/15/2023 9:06:58 AM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon…..

6/15/2023 11:30:00 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

I heard if you chant “Buru Nyuu” 4 times in the mirror at 3am you become the next Neco-Arc.

6/15/2023 11:28:16 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

All hail the orange one.

6/17/2023 11:26:07 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee

Based

7/24/2023 3:37:16 AM

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Aesthetic "Clutch" 2-Layer Shorts - Alpine Camo

Not made for horse legs.

7/24/2023 11:09:27 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

Nice reference.

7/25/2023 11:41:15 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Where have you been?!?!?

7/27/2023 1:24:55 PM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

I just wanna say that your like/dislike ratio is crazy.
One day you are topping the comment section, the next you are the scum of the app. Love it, keep it up.

7/30/2023 11:52:51 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Why not both? ?????

8/3/2023 9:53:28 AM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

We miss you

8/18/2023 7:10:37 AM

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Kitsune MK1 S/S Rashguard

Them tootsies

8/31/2023 4:12:03 PM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

I bet it says Fuji on the inside.

9/5/2023 2:26:40 PM

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29Niku "Lets Roll Light" Rash Guard - Vintage Yellow

Might be lucky and get ringworm too.

9/6/2023 1:25:16 AM

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Finishers "Demon Samurai" Rash Guard

Tryhards unite!!

9/13/2023 11:59:25 PM

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Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket

Unworthy

9/21/2023 1:42:39 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

That might be around the time it finally gets to you.

9/22/2023 11:26:02 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Suckers so stiff they’ll stand on their own haha.

10/4/2023 11:20:32 PM

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Meerkatsu Bow & Arrow Choke T-Shirt

Chad move.

10/9/2023 11:59:56 AM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

Based

10/11/2023 8:03:14 PM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

If you mostly post dongs, what do you seldomly post??

10/14/2023 11:49:45 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "Legacy" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.“

10/18/2023 11:54:02 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts

Hairy knuckles

10/22/2023 7:06:55 PM

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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Give that a solid D on the tier list.

10/23/2023 11:57:11 PM

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Aesthetic "Legacy" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I approve.

10/24/2023 11:13:56 AM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts

Nipaa

11/1/2023 11:03:24 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

bb is the big gay

11/4/2023 11:09:05 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

I agree

11/10/2023 11:10:27 PM

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Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Cuddle weather.

11/29/2023 10:10:28 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi - Dark Navy

He’s back!!!!!

12/2/2023 8:00:45 AM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" Spats

Bring back the stolen valor!!

12/14/2023 12:14:41 PM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts - Pink

God bless the Red, White, and Blue.

12/20/2023 11:48:27 PM

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GenXrefined "Roll Away" Tee

It goes full circle i think.

12/21/2023 11:48:52 PM

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Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts

My dong is blessed by your presence????

12/25/2023 12:45:36 PM

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Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts

Those were praying emojis and not question marks haha.

12/25/2023 12:46:12 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Ah, he said it!!!!
He said the thing!!!!

12/30/2023 11:22:49 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Playing pocket pool.

1/25/2024 11:08:36 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

The question is, how many Flags can it hold??

1/25/2024 11:07:58 PM

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Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I

1/27/2024 11:24:57 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

What has this comment section become :,(

1/28/2024 11:18:13 PM

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BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Le’ Buru nyuu

4/6/2024 2:52:20 AM

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Inverted Gear Academy Shorts

I personally dont have them myself but a buddy of mine had a pair and he told me to buy a size up because the legging portion of the shorts (morely the cuffs) can cut into you pretty good.

4/10/2024 11:45:13 PM

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