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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

This is a great bag. Ive had it at least 3 years. I have some critiques, but i would 100% buy this again.

6/28/2023 12:31:27 AM

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Ground Game Bushido 3.0 Long Sleeve Rashguard

Picked this up a few years ago from this app. Great rashie! I left it in the wash for a day and it gets stinky when I use it, so it's been retired.

Don't mistreat your gear, and this will be a great nogi item.

6/27/2023 1:09:08 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

This looks like youre going to be harassed by the Hells Angels.

6/10/2023 1:21:38 PM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee - Black

"Yeah I'm basically in the Hell's Angels"

4/15/2023 3:27:32 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue

I really like Kitsune. I own a few Tatami, Origin, Kingz, 93brand, inverted gear and aestheitic. I really like my Kitsune.

3/12/2023 11:13:40 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

https://youtube.com/shorts/-ocizpRbV0o?feature=share4

Same vibes

2/9/2023 11:03:44 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts

Totally rad, dude

1/3/2023 11:05:15 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

Hahahs !!

11/18/2022 11:03:30 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

K?

8/27/2022 2:12:29 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

We've all seen it

7/20/2022 11:46:47 PM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

Anyone know what brand made this rashguard?

7/13/2022 11:02:34 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

"Tell me you use meth without saying you use meth."

6/18/2022 1:04:54 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Lol ?? ??

6/14/2022 12:33:52 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

It clearly says "Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Headquarters Headquarters"

6/14/2022 12:35:02 AM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

Plenty of stock in 30-38 [leans back smugly, lights cigar, exhales in your face]

6/15/2022 2:17:46 AM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

[Abruptly apologizes for blowing smoke in your face, agrees to roll but points out 2-3 injuries]

6/15/2022 2:19:49 AM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

28"

6/15/2022 2:14:32 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

@LuJitsu purple, master 2, 180lbs nekked

And I like phalanx but am one of those no velcro shorts guys

6/17/2022 12:31:08 AM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

I like that the tongue splits the seam. This will impress everybody at bowling league.

6/18/2022 5:33:56 PM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Congratulations buddy!

6/19/2022 3:33:57 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Ah man the torture ride. ??

6/22/2022 6:10:06 PM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

I just order the stuff from their website, you get a good bulk offer there. I also like the 93brand tea tree oil soap.

6/25/2022 5:31:17 PM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

Is jerkin off gay, since youre handling a penis? Asking for a fren

6/25/2022 5:33:10 PM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

Oh, is that what brand it is?

6/25/2022 5:31:54 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Respect the grind.

6/27/2022 11:55:44 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

"Im gonna tie you to the radiator and GRAPE YOU in the mouth!"

6/27/2022 11:56:34 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Aint no rest for the wicked, they say. Clearly, Dongs is pure of heart, and must rest.

7/4/2022 1:39:37 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You can still choke someone with a t-shirt, get a belt grip on the waist band...gi training makes sense imo, as most people wear clothes.

7/4/2022 12:24:07 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

@thebest, just ignore it and enjoy your life man. Go roll.

7/6/2022 2:25:37 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Its like they added a dick door to women's underwear. Never again.

7/7/2022 1:33:58 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

@CHOPO, I think some people go as far as having multiple accounts and use them to stage comment wars from time to time. Me, I come for the deals and enjoy the banter.

7/8/2022 2:01:49 PM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

@Tropics2, asking the question we all wanna know.

7/9/2022 1:48:13 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

Wait, has anyone seen Aaron Rubin and Dongs guy in the same room? I'm no mathematical genius, but pretty sure 2 2=4, so

7/9/2022 1:51:34 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts

For now, I am deal first, dongs second.

7/12/2022 10:16:48 AM

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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard

Looks like 93brand, cant tell

7/14/2022 10:48:56 AM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White

In my experience, tatami gis shrink a ton over 2 years of life, knees wear through in that time as well. Still one of my faves.

7/17/2022 6:46:26 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Wull, you forgot Woman Respecter 420, brother.

7/22/2022 3:04:54 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

IT SAYS FUJI RIGHT ON THERE

7/22/2022 7:19:29 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Yeah, the logos are kinda...sus, as the kids say. Not kush at all.

7/22/2022 3:03:50 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

6-1 185, chiseled jaw line, very handsome, charismatic and humble.

Should I get an a2L or a3?

7/22/2022 11:45:55 AM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

@assneck. It was funny the 3rd time, then got lame. Then annoying. Then it was funny again.

Now it's respectable!

7/22/2022 11:21:26 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Played rugby for 13 yrs... not a hipster but I *actually scored in short shorts before they were cool!

What's your ideal inseam?

7/25/2022 1:54:13 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

?_?

7/27/2022 12:47:14 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND

7/27/2022 12:50:07 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

I wanna- I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND

7/27/2022 12:51:36 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

7/27/2022 12:54:46 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

(Trying to add a meme and failing)

7/27/2022 12:55:08 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

What's your size?

7/27/2022 12:48:12 AM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

@whitjm5, tatami mats make my socks stick to my feet. I suppose it translates better to Da sTrEEtz than our dollamur 2" happy mats.

7/29/2022 1:29:26 AM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Go away.

7/29/2022 1:30:07 AM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

From 10 lbs ago

7/30/2022 2:34:58 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

No velcro??

7/30/2022 2:02:31 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

You just got your first stripe. It's great, keep going!

7/31/2022 12:43:55 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

You ever leave a shit somewhere and blame it on someone else? I have to admit, I was once a prolific shit and piss blamer. I've never been caught, and will take it to my grave.

8/2/2022 1:43:39 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

@whitebelt3000, you're right. This is his thing. I won't get into the epic 2010 family camp shit blame story.

These are cool shorts.

8/2/2022 4:28:01 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

You have to make them sleeveless. DIY project (heart emoji)

8/3/2022 12:11:13 AM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

@saintvoodoo - Dongs posted "not dongs" about a week ago, and all the people who were annoyed at one point with the posts made a big deal about it. He still posted the word "dongs", but added a one syllable word, and it was hilarious, but their fake appreciation came on full display. They were bitter all along.

Sad.

8/6/2022 7:00:19 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Just jealous they didn't think of it first, got their chance to strike. Maybe he was ready to retire, maybe he was trying to make us laugh.

We might never know. Jealousy is a bitch.

8/6/2022 7:05:19 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Hell Yeahs is a quality grading system. Well done.

8/6/2022 7:07:37 PM

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Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red

I wouldn't call it the Lord's work.. yet still respectable.

8/11/2022 11:21:54 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

Same proportion here. Did it shrink? I've found that a2L or S tend to shrink, and that a3 starts out a little big but shrinks down after 5 washes or so to a perfect fit. Anything less than a3 shrinks over time, ive found, to become tight.

8/18/2022 7:27:58 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Ignore the haters, Lt. Dongs. Keep moving forward.

8/19/2022 1:16:14 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

That was a good one. Have a like.

8/19/2022 2:46:13 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Wull, looks like we both bought this deal! Did you know you bought it? Am I going to be receiving every item over the last several weeks?

8/19/2022 1:17:50 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

@1st stripe blue belt, you run your mouth a lot, im gonna throw a spazzy white belt into you and demand that you move.

8/21/2022 11:26:57 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Dongs has a barnacle named whitebelt3000.

8/25/2022 12:39:46 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

;'D

8/25/2022 12:40:35 AM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Agreed

9/24/2022 10:43:47 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Yes. Ive never used my gi bag for jiu jitsu.

9/27/2022 11:49:44 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

@spicy tendies - ive never understood why people fold a soaking gi and put it in a bag. It should be aired out on the way to the laundry. I put mine in the bed of my truck or on top of my kit bag, for example.

9/28/2022 1:30:42 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

@Tunit -

Leave the blue belt alone. We were all once blue belts.

Here's me from 5 years ago. https://www.instagram.com/p/BUFwghDlsqv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

9/30/2022 1:44:49 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Whats the deal with velcro? Why? Has anyone ever *actually opened it?

10/8/2022 10:55:55 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

The worst is the guy who wants to take it easy because he's recovering from an injury, then proceeds to 10/10 agression rip subs on you as youre goin easy. Wull, that wont be forgotten, wont go unpunished, JOSH!!

10/8/2022 11:00:17 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Because baseball is boring unless you're drankin?

10/12/2022 1:25:53 AM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Ive had this bag about 2 years. Only complaint is the design of the lid. It doesn't open and close very well. The zippers are well made, but the zipper pulls all break off. I use a couple paper clips wrapped with cloth tape. It'll probably last another few years.

10/18/2022 7:03:54 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Submissions come with mat time, but make no mistake- you need to know how to finish a fight.

10/24/2022 3:09:00 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Im going on 3 years with the fuji bag. Two recommendations- the zipper pulls will come off so use a key fob or paper clip wrapped in tape instead of the rubber fuji logo pulls.

The design of the lid is a big U shape, so its hard to close it even if its empty. I keep the top of the lid open.

Overall a great bag with lots of room, just a weird main opening thats kind of annoying. You'll see.

11/2/2022 2:44:30 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

New profile pic for crow?

11/19/2022 10:15:45 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

The haters shit on Dongs guy, at first. But they grew to love him.

12/13/2022 10:15:10 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

I really thought this link would be usable, but you can't even copy and paste it. Lets face it, nobody is gonna do that in the first place.

Oh jeepers, I really let us all down.

2/10/2023 2:03:26 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

Im 6-1, 180 and own about ten gi's. I did A2L and they fit great out of the bag! But then they shrink too small.

A3 is a little big at first but they fit the best long term. Go with A3 for all gi's, unless you're buying a custom Origin or something.

3/1/2023 11:25:38 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Im 6-1, 200. A3 is perfect. Maybe a3L but make it shrink in the wash a few times. I was 175 last Fall, a2L was perfect brand new. But now im A3 all day.

Scramble gear, at least their shorts, rashies and spats, have all run small for me.

6/15/2023 8:18:09 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

I got the joke Smith... some of us get jokes.

That guy thinks a city bus is a horse.

10/10/2023 5:32:36 AM

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Tatami Recharge Leopard Print Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

Jiu jitsu is kinda gay already.

12/26/2023 11:25:21 PM

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