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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

$85 for a backpack?!

5/17/2022 11:02:19 PM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts

I find it hard to trust a company that uses CGI renders of their stuff instead of some soyboy in shorts

5/16/2022 11:39:40 PM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Can anyone recommend short or regular length? Not sure which one to go with

5/9/2022 11:23:05 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Great gi, great price

4/15/2022 11:17:30 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

I feel like the Admins entering into the comments section was a huge plot twist. Oh god what do they know?

4/7/2022 3:05:51 AM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I know a lot of nerds that will pretend to like this to keep up with their comic-book image.

4/1/2022 11:02:14 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

This is the worst rashie i have ever seen. God damn thats some awful art.

3/28/2022 11:08:39 PM

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Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts

Didnt we just have these a few days ago?

3/27/2022 11:02:11 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

A real nice and clean gi but no matter what i do it will be manky within a month. Anyone got tips to keep a white gi white?

3/24/2022 11:03:21 PM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

These would be great if they were a bit more slim fitting

3/21/2022 7:46:36 AM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Thats a really nice rashie, might pick one up. Anyone know what the sizing is like?

3/18/2022 11:05:22 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Real sentimental vibes over in BJJHQ today. Even dong guy is here, makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

3/18/2022 7:39:21 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange

I cant quite tell what brand this is, needs bigger logos so everyone in the gym knows im serious.

3/11/2022 11:02:18 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Its MEXICAN ground karate… so close yet so far

3/3/2022 12:23:25 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Spats - Black

I know a certain someone in these comments who would LOVE to see my dad in these!

3/1/2022 11:00:59 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - Black

Not bad for 90 bucks. Worth it for anyone looking for a basic black gi

2/28/2022 11:02:01 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

Decent and not overrun with branding, wow. Huge for tatami

2/25/2022 11:01:57 PM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

Looks like im going to have to take someone to suplex city in these

2/23/2022 7:31:12 AM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I like it and i dont know what to think about that

2/11/2022 11:01:26 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

Wheres that bjjvicarious MAGA retard? Bet hes going to complain its not RED enough before calling whitebelts snowflakes and heel hooking minorities

1/28/2022 11:02:22 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

The “Super” being in quotation marks is painfully accurate for me

1/27/2022 11:02:50 PM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

Looks like theyre outsourcing to aliexpress. Times must be tough

1/25/2022 7:23:24 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Oh my god its happening. Everybody calm down.

1/19/2022 11:01:29 PM

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Tatami Model X BJJ Gi - Black

Wouldnt be tatami without an insane amount of logos

1/16/2022 11:12:01 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

No

1/8/2022 11:01:33 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Navy

Dont pretend like you havent tried to be that panda at one point in your life

1/3/2022 11:02:11 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Damn i finally know what its like to be one of the guys that actually likes a new logo. Got a real early 2000’s vibe to it, way nicer than the old logo.

12/29/2021 2:50:33 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

This is aliexpress level design for an insane price

12/27/2021 11:28:51 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Black

His family is probably worried about where he is

12/22/2021 11:11:56 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

Regular or shorter? Whats the consesus

12/21/2021 11:02:27 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Always wanted a rashguard that i could only use a few weeks each year

12/14/2021 11:02:10 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

Ill wait for a short sleeve version

11/30/2021 11:02:22 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Theyre just teasing us at the point

11/26/2021 11:01:32 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

BJJ has never looked so sensual

11/20/2021 11:04:52 PM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Not enough logos, how are people supposed to know its Tatami?

11/9/2021 11:03:24 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

Ok

11/2/2021 11:04:26 PM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Imagine being such a sissy that you get upset about velcro, a superior fastening system

12/8/2021 2:54:33 AM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

We need to get this fake chimp out of here. You aint the one my guy

12/11/2021 12:54:48 AM

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Scramble Tigre Shorts

i KNEW he wasnt a real chimp!!

12/31/2021 12:10:29 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi

Tawlm bout that Brenan Schaub? Beast of a logistical expert never meddem tho

1/14/2022 11:13:11 AM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

Id go with short so you can be doubly sure everyone sees

1/26/2022 2:07:08 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Do comic books exist in the MCU?

1/27/2022 11:42:13 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Imagine hating your country so much you type nonsense like that.

1/28/2022 1:55:23 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

You sound like the kind of guy who uses his elbows to get out of closed guard

1/28/2022 3:37:17 PM

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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

Always a pleasure :D

1/29/2022 12:26:25 AM

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Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Boo

2/12/2022 9:08:34 AM

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Fuji Dark Arts Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Truth Social is more pathetic than trying to elbow your way out of closed guard

2/25/2022 7:59:35 AM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - White

It seems to be. They usually have hideous TATAMI logos all over it, it looked real basic. This Gi looks fantastic, hopefully the design team realises it too

2/26/2022 1:15:01 AM

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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

I think they look fine.

2/27/2022 11:09:33 AM

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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

[Russian wrestlers promplty lose and are never heard from again]

2/27/2022 11:09:01 AM

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93brand "Standard Issue" Long Sleeve Rashguard 2pack

If it does it will take Russia down with it

2/27/2022 11:10:23 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Grey/Burgundy

Piss off then

2/27/2022 11:01:14 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - Black

My mom is dead so you definitely overpaid

3/1/2022 8:16:11 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - Black

…you realise youre implying you like getting sucked off by dudes, right? Thats the look youre going for here

3/1/2022 10:45:59 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Spats - Black

You keep finding such creative ways of saying you love sucking dicks. Keep it up!

3/2/2022 10:25:16 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Spats - Black

Donald ducking it is such an alpha move

3/1/2022 11:12:45 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Talking about Firsts; this is the first comment ive seen you make that doesnt involve you talking about sucking another mans dick. Congratulations!

3/3/2022 2:50:33 AM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thats 3 consecutive comments about sucking dudes off right there. You’ve got one too many J’s in your username

3/3/2022 9:37:10 AM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Reread my previous comment

3/3/2022 10:09:50 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange

Oh wow! A talking tampon!

3/12/2022 10:01:54 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Nice to know im the first guy who springs to mind when you think of giving oral pleasure, but im really not interested

3/15/2022 4:34:21 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Sorry im not as experienced with homosexual slang as you are. You sound very experienced though!

3/15/2022 8:24:25 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Guys please dont insult the man, believe it or not he is trying his best. Yes, im fully aware he started with a projection and clearly has no idea what is going on. Hes clearly trying to understand how to use the term “pun intended”, unfortunately he is struggling. This is what huffing armbar soap will do to you.

3/15/2022 1:00:59 PM

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Tatami "Serpent" Shorts

I dont think you understand what a skirt is

3/17/2022 2:05:15 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Im still here, and happy to know you guys think about me <3

3/18/2022 7:22:59 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Hello again my angry friend. I see we’ve had a name change have we? You got beat up pretty bad in the comments the past few days so a fresh start is probably a good idea.

3/18/2022 11:05:07 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards

Do you find they fit true to size?

3/22/2022 2:06:12 AM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal

Hi cat

3/23/2022 3:41:56 AM

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Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

All of you fakes and charlatans will never replace the real dong guy

3/24/2022 9:47:00 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

27 seconds?! Well done, dong guy

3/24/2022 11:01:49 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

TUNIT has pretty much solved my problem, i knew that might have been the issue, thanks!

3/25/2022 1:19:39 AM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Even for nogi i feel a duffel bag is better. Backpacks look cooler but are harder to dig around in. Good luck trying to fish a mouthguard out from under a gi

3/25/2022 11:53:27 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Im surprised someone as fragile as you has managed to stay in the sport at all

3/29/2022 9:26:31 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

I have even more questions about why you boight the previous

3/30/2022 1:19:47 AM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Never seen someone whine and complain as much as this loser, best to just ignore him

3/30/2022 10:47:45 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Shoyoroll for $35

4/9/2022 1:39:16 AM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Rusty must be new here…

4/12/2022 12:10:05 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Really? This is the best gi ive seen on here for a very long time, i expect it will sell massively! I would buy but they dont ship to me

4/14/2022 5:23:04 AM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

It was funny at first but i feel like the momentum has gone

4/14/2022 11:03:37 PM

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"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu

Yes it was, im glad you remember. He thanks you for taking over by the way, said you made him feel like a natural woman.

4/15/2022 5:50:56 AM