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93brand "Strike" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Please stay with me shamu. Dont leave.

4/21/2024 10:55:24 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Im a 4th year first stripe white belt. Will these be ok under gi pants or under them while rolling?

2/21/2023 7:40:26 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I thought jiu jitsu was a 2 player sport. Nothing says threesome like three drags tagging your rear at the same time.

9/13/2022 10:25:29 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White

Dong man is silent. This one must be real good.

9/1/2022 11:07:17 PM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

@÷ !&<*> Jisyitn. So cool.

8/20/2022 10:10:32 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

I have an idea for progress. NEW SHIRT.

8/13/2022 11:56:34 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

I didnt even notice. These are 2 in 1 shorts. Now thats a deal. Its like free shipping of one product. Once again, NOT!!!!

8/5/2022 7:33:06 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

I bought 6 pairs of these bad boys. Anything to make me look bigger in my junk area at bjj. NOT!!!!

8/5/2022 12:05:32 AM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

The ass says "if you can read this you have taken my back and are kicking my ass"

7/30/2022 11:42:19 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Where is sizing chart?

7/26/2022 11:07:26 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Im thinking if my gym/dojo has an overnight sleepover these would be perfect

7/26/2022 12:12:37 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

No 24xxxxxl????

7/10/2022 6:41:18 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Are those for pregnant jiu jitsu players or to hold my gut in?

6/29/2022 5:35:44 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Hello

6/22/2022 11:16:21 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Its my 1 year gi gear anniversary. Yay.

6/21/2022 7:01:18 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Does the murdered out come in green?

6/7/2022 11:15:23 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

SOLD OUT????

6/5/2022 10:21:58 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

These say now you see me, now you don't want to.

6/5/2022 10:21:07 PM

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Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts

Do these work for all gi competitions?

6/1/2022 12:07:22 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

It also comes with 10 gallons of gas and a free zipper.

5/18/2022 9:45:24 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

I think i missed something. probably the one great thing. Very active on here today for sure.

4/30/2022 5:41:46 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Its the new tik tok paint by hang from ceiling twirler. I couldn't do better jiu jitsu in these, but no gi made my opponent dizzy. and mad that i only had these on.

4/29/2022 10:18:50 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

These things haven't sold out yet???

4/3/2022 9:58:12 PM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats

4/3/2022 12:32:12 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

I bought one. I started choking out immediately and my vagina started hurting. Not wearing this one again.

3/29/2022 9:46:19 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Just like a bunch of typical bjj guys. You all are focusing on the wrong thing. Can you fit a mouthguard in this bag? I know you can get 2 liters, xxxxxl gis, hairspray, and lube for your feet, but can you fit a mouth piece in it?

3/26/2022 8:20:07 AM

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Scramble Snake and Dove Tee

Shakky dakky quack quack

3/11/2022 9:37:03 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

And, does the front say "Pathetic"

3/9/2022 11:03:50 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I wore this once to roll in. I had two guys ask me for my number at the gas station and one guy asked me if i really sold weed. Thanks blewjitsu

3/9/2022 11:02:55 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

MEEEOUT

2/18/2022 6:40:53 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

I sent $5 and said ship it someone else

2/16/2022 1:21:27 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

I personally like the soap jokes and comments.

2/10/2022 10:17:20 PM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

I am so confused. Is this a real site? I only come here for the comments. I don't even care what the product is any more. It's the comments. But, i also keep waiting for this soap. Why isn't it ever on here?

2/10/2022 9:38:34 PM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Awesome . Now i can sleepwalk and do jiu jitsu at the same time.

1/31/2022 9:42:40 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

I thought that was some sort of belt built in the shirt some new no gi cool stuff. Then i realized; nope just another fd up shirt at a high price.

12/28/2021 12:25:04 AM

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PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts

Im so surprised 2xl is still available. Is the thong make an option too. What is this muay thai bjj

12/17/2021 12:45:41 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts

I kept trying to adjust my screen focus. White belt shorts-- scattered and all over the place.

12/12/2021 9:46:44 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Trump says greatest 5 dollar jiu jitsu shoes he's never worn.

12/5/2021 6:03:12 PM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

When these fall apart does the logo survive? Thats most important.

12/5/2021 6:02:14 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Here is what they should do. $10 to read comments, $5 to comment and sock hat free.

11/19/2021 8:01:41 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

Daryl hannah had a nose. Wtf? I was contemplating until i saw the no nose comment.

10/18/2021 9:18:36 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts

Meow. Should i say more?

10/8/2021 11:52:21 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

Gosh how much was this shirt before sale? Better yet, how much is the shirt that will tell me I'm good at ju jitshu

8/29/2021 1:27:19 PM

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Tatami Pepperoni Pizza Spats

Sizes selling out fast. Really?

7/11/2021 1:58:41 AM

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Scramble Base Rashguard - Tiger Camo

No one will see you rolling. Ninja gear for bjj. Love it -- NOT!

7/9/2021 1:07:39 AM

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Inverted Gear "Panda Nation" Tank Top

The one pic says "hey mom will i look like a dork at bjj class if i wear this shirt?" Mom says "honey you are a dork with or without the shirt." Kid says "great, let's get it."

7/8/2021 1:56:18 PM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

Shabbalabba fkdn ding donga is the keylocka. Or, in this case keyjoker

5/7/2021 12:24:42 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

Its because the smaller guys arent bad grapplers.

10/22/2021 7:43:36 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

It never is.

12/29/2021 5:03:03 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Ping pong shaba laba ding dong

3/26/2022 4:26:46 PM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Ping pong shaba laba ding dong

3/26/2022 4:26:21 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

He said deez nutz

4/29/2022 10:16:06 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Dong and deez nutz in these shorts.

4/29/2022 10:16:48 PM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Rock hudson wore these

4/29/2022 10:15:21 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

I dont think that is what she was thinking. more like a purple belt who looks at white belt like "you really think that is going to work?"

4/30/2022 5:43:42 PM

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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt

Not a disney movie. But close.

4/30/2022 5:44:20 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

De ez n u t z quest shun

5/4/2022 12:20:52 AM

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93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition

2 x4 = 69

5/27/2022 11:06:05 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

Shabalabadingdong. I know its a mouthful

6/19/2022 11:52:46 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)

$

6/19/2022 11:55:30 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

2 years and 6 rashies ago i had a dream the kind of dream where all gis are made the same and all rashies look alike and all roll in unison. But then i realized someone was wearing something different. Something from a galaxy far far away. Yup, progress gear. A star has been born. No sweat, no blood , no tears, then....i woke up.

6/21/2022 6:58:56 PM