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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Been incarcerated, what’d I miss?

4/7/2022 2:21:56 AM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

3/3/2022 1:27:47 AM

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Fuji Dark Arts Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Homeboy on his way to the airport?

2/24/2022 11:18:13 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

Now ya’ll just trying to piss us off.

1/31/2022 11:01:45 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

1/21/2022 11:40:07 PM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

But what if someone is walking behind me? How will they know I do jiu jitsu?

1/10/2022 11:41:27 PM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Does anyone know what company makes this?

12/12/2021 11:32:09 PM

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Phalanx "Solid" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Wish it was longsleeve so I could hide my 6” forearms

11/17/2021 11:48:20 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

My guy if you arrive to the function in this, you are getting ankle picked on sight.

11/10/2021 11:10:01 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

Neat

11/3/2021 11:22:45 PM

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BJJTees "Heel Hooks / Peace Love JJ" Tee 2-PACK

10/28/2021 12:26:58 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Black

10/2/2021 11:13:02 PM

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Scramble Tactic Rashguard - Choc Chip

When you gotta get dumped on your head at a naga tournament by a high school wrestle at 1 but participate in operation desert storm at 3

9/30/2021 11:09:12 PM

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93brand Cafe Jiu Jitsu Long Sleeve Rashguard

Will you guys ship this to anywhere other than san francisco?

9/23/2021 11:02:08 PM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats

Where are the short sleeve spats?

9/21/2021 12:10:35 AM

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Inverted Gear Limeade Rashguard

This description gave me gyno

9/1/2021 11:03:30 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

Need these like I need to impregnate another woman I don’t actually love

8/19/2021 11:23:05 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda Armor BJJ Gi - Black

Whats tha move boys

8/19/2021 11:07:11 AM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

8/13/2021 11:21:21 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green

8/13/2021 8:18:06 AM

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Tatami "The Competitor" BJJ Gi - Blue

My guy what is with that woman’s knot?

8/11/2021 11:07:15 PM

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93brand Athletic Workout Shirts 2-PACK

Step hermana what are you doing?

8/10/2021 11:05:50 PM

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Tatami Dry Tech Gear Bag White/Black

8/8/2021 11:06:42 PM

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Tatami Hazard Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black

Your shirt says jiu jitsu so people know you do jiu jitsu while you’re doing jiu jitsu

8/3/2021 11:05:17 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Tights - Green/Orange

His dick took the advice from the waistband

7/22/2021 11:14:17 PM

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Tatami Rival Long Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Camo

Female model lookin like this

7/13/2021 11:37:52 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

7/13/2021 6:49:17 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

7/11/2021 11:10:19 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda Nation" Tank Top

7/7/2021 11:12:18 PM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Shorts

6/27/2021 11:13:49 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

6/22/2021 9:11:20 AM

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Inverted Gear Camp V2 Hybrid Shorts - Black

6/18/2021 12:09:36 AM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

6/16/2021 11:12:20 PM

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BJJ Tees "Average Joe's" & "Defend Yourself" T-Shirt 2PACK

6/15/2021 11:06:26 PM

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Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard

6/14/2021 11:33:04 PM

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Tatami Rival Grappling Spats - Black & Camo

6/4/2021 11:02:26 PM

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Inverted Gear New School Gi - Black

6/3/2021 11:24:22 PM

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Tatami Rival BJJ Gi - White

6/1/2021 11:08:45 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

5/20/2021 11:08:13 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Crest T-shirt

Well, I like their Gis

5/4/2021 11:00:41 PM

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93brand "Fibers" Rashguard

Finally, long sleeve tube tops are making a comeback.

5/3/2021 11:57:54 PM

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Fuji Waves Grappling Shorts

Got my 15th stripe on my yellow karate belt today!

4/30/2021 12:06:48 PM

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Phalanx Long Sleeve Rashguard - Stripes

4/22/2021 9:05:13 AM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Blue

4/16/2021 12:04:25 AM

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93brand "M93" Rashguard - Short Sleeve

Less vtec more cspec

3/27/2021 1:44:42 AM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

No c spec no care

3/21/2021 11:05:27 PM

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Venum Challenger Pro Backpack

Ya’ll aint getting a dollar from me until Sammy comes back.

3/21/2021 2:11:02 AM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - Blue

C spec gi or the dogs get it

3/12/2021 1:24:13 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Spec gi when c

3/10/2021 11:23:43 PM

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BJJ Tees Zoom Jitsu T-Shirt

3/9/2021 8:12:54 PM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

These will compliment my virginity perfectly

9/30/2020 11:03:02 PM

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93brand "Wild Tiger" Rashguard

6/16/2020 1:56:41 AM

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Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

6/4/2020 11:53:12 PM

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Toro BJJ "Jiu Jitsu Is Not A Crime" T-Shirt

5/29/2020 11:28:37 PM

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Controlled Labs White Warped 2pack

4/9/2020 11:16:29 PM

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93brand Special Edition Grappling Underwear

These do a decent job of hiding my erection when I’m rolling with some of the more muscular men.

3/29/2020 11:36:06 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

I would rather spend $69 paying someone with corona virus to spit in my open mouth

3/21/2020 6:13:41 PM

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Tatami Technical Training Shirt

3/8/2020 11:10:56 PM

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Toro Belt Line Ranked Tees

2/28/2020 12:07:33 AM

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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

3rd to last picture is a little suspect

2/27/2020 12:24:28 AM

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HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi

God dammit

2/15/2020 11:03:57 PM

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Tatami "Inversion Collection" Shorts

1/27/2020 9:16:53 AM

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Phalanx Submission Division RIZR Shorts - Red

1/22/2020 11:04:05 PM

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Kitsune MK1 S/S Rashguard

Don’t even fucking think about it, Hank.

12/25/2019 11:04:43 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

Is meerkatsu based out of florida?

12/5/2019 11:12:26 PM

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Raven "The Gods of Egypt - Anubis" Shorts

11/22/2019 11:27:59 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Shorts 2-PACK

11/20/2019 11:07:04 PM

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Ground Game "Mexican Skull" Rashguard

This ain’t it chief

11/7/2019 11:26:34 PM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

“Don’t look at the camera, instead stare at your own crotches”

11/4/2019 11:34:06 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Now wtf are we supposed to talk about

11/3/2019 11:04:05 PM

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Flow Kimonos "Air" BJJ Gi - Black

Any indoor gis this week?

11/2/2019 10:24:11 AM

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Komainu Checkerboard Ranked Rashguard

These shirts look like they could use some of that dumbass soap

10/30/2019 12:17:04 AM

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HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi

Tomorrow im gonna roll in JNCO jeans

10/28/2019 11:34:51 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

This Gi is really nice. Just paid full price for it about ten days ago 😑

10/27/2019 1:36:39 AM

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Tatami Grey Camo Gearbag

Jiu jitsu team? That’s the equivalent of writing “construction worker” on your tool bag. No shit mate

10/24/2019 11:12:03 PM

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Meerkatsu "Combate Apes" Rashguard

Hey do you guys ever sell any soap or anything like that?

10/22/2019 11:01:24 PM

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Nine Lives "Chapter 8 - Figure 8" BJJ Gi - Black

Any inverted gear soon?

10/20/2019 12:34:30 AM

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Tatami "Hamster" Spats

We the people do not give a fuck about spats

10/19/2019 1:06:44 AM

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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

Sleeve pocket for when you forget to wear pants

10/14/2019 3:27:38 AM

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Venum Challenger Pro Backpack - Green/Black

Finally a pack with a pocket specifically for my mp3 player

10/11/2019 2:30:44 AM

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Kitsune "MK1" Shorts

More male crotch shots please

10/8/2019 11:38:56 PM

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Chaos and Order "The Bayside Kimono" - Black

Fire your photographer

10/6/2019 12:03:48 AM

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93brand "Body Butchers" Tee

Discreet

9/10/2019 11:03:12 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

The JNCO jeans of gis

8/23/2019 11:31:19 PM

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Toro "Hogwarts BJJ Team" T-Shirt

This shirt is that evidence.

8/16/2019 11:52:46 PM

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Phalanx Frequency RIZR Shorts

Have you people never purchased clothing before?

8/27/2019 11:31:40 PM

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Phalanx Frequency RIZR Shorts

Is this a serious question mate?

8/27/2019 11:33:07 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops" Short Sleeve Rashguard

Grown men complaining about soap

10/17/2019 4:00:13 AM

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Meerkatsu "Combate Apes" Rashguard

That’s what you get for being australian ya cunt

10/22/2019 11:18:28 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

Why the fuck would you need ten gis

10/27/2019 1:37:55 AM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

You right

10/27/2019 9:46:46 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" Compression Hybrid Shorts

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

10/27/2019 11:09:23 PM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

1998 was 22 years ago

10/31/2019 11:08:00 AM

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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

Actually 21 but who’s counting

10/31/2019 11:08:43 AM

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Flow Kimonos "Air" BJJ Gi - Black

Big facts. Loop chokes in the park ??????

11/2/2019 8:59:15 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

That’s pretty funny, tell me juan more

11/3/2019 11:12:52 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Lol @ not living in America

11/3/2019 11:20:56 PM

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Venum Trainer Lite Bag - Black/Drab Green

Goodnight sweet prince

11/6/2019 9:09:28 AM

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Ground Game "Mexican Skull" Rashguard

Is English your second or third language?

11/7/2019 11:27:23 PM

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93brand VINTAGE Rashguard

It’s 20 dollars bro relax

11/11/2019 10:45:41 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - Black

No

11/19/2019 12:02:25 AM

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Raven "The Gods of Egypt - Anubis" Shorts

11/23/2019 7:59:57 PM

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93brand Blacked Out HOOKS V4 Jiu Jitsu Gi

K

11/25/2019 9:39:26 PM

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Phalanx Jet RIZR Shorts

K

11/27/2019 11:34:41 PM

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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

The one dislike is from Aj Agazarm

12/6/2019 6:27:03 PM

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Meerkatsu "Colliding Dragons" Grappling Shorts

Must be a Hawaii Marine

12/7/2019 7:45:55 PM

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Phalanx Worlds Victory HPLT Shorts

They can’t use models anymore because freakin Hank won’t stop harassing them

12/18/2019 9:05:34 AM

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Fuji Script Short Sleeve Rashguard

Can’t wait to open my prosents

12/22/2019 11:50:26 AM

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93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White

We’re hitting levels of autism that shouldn’t even be possible

12/22/2019 11:34:03 PM

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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

Are you for sure?

12/24/2019 11:33:17 PM

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93brand Body Butchers Spats

You have to buy each leg individually

12/28/2019 3:11:32 AM

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Dokebi "Steel Jungle" Rashguard

Correct, kg and lbs is not the same thing

1/2/2020 11:25:40 PM

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Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi - Blue Graphite

You ever go to the bar with soap on your arms?

1/4/2020 1:41:55 AM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - Black

The panda is dope. The quality is solid and the fit is great.

1/12/2020 12:15:37 AM

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93brand "Body Butchers" Burgundy Marl Beanie

They’ll do that right after you learn how to spell

1/15/2020 10:51:49 PM

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Nine Lives "Chapter 8 - Figure 8" BJJ Gi - Black

Are you planning on someday wearing a purple gi?

1/17/2020 11:33:12 PM

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Tatami Autograph Joggers - Burgundy

You could say the same thing by simply just not buying it.

1/22/2020 9:03:48 AM

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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

So buy a different gi

1/27/2020 11:55:58 PM

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Inverted Gear Gold Weave BJJ Gi - White

Incorrect

1/31/2020 10:29:20 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Yes, a smaller size.

2/1/2020 11:49:38 PM

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Booster BJJ Gi - Black

Way to let everyjuan down :/

2/7/2020 11:09:29 PM

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Manto "Rio" V2 Short Sleeve Rashguard

Insufficient funds

2/8/2020 11:33:25 PM

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93brand "Topography" Spats

People steal packages knucklehead

2/11/2020 2:16:36 PM

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93brand "Topography" Spats

Is Dickson really your name?

2/11/2020 8:16:34 PM

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Kitsune "Heroes" BJJ Gi - Black

Just sell your 1995 sportster 883

2/11/2020 11:19:13 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

No

3/6/2020 12:16:02 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Views" Navy BJJ Gi

Armbsr soap

3/15/2020 1:38:36 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Views" Navy BJJ Gi

You can get as many weaves as you like but you have to pay individual shipping per each weave

3/15/2020 5:44:05 PM

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2-PACK of NEW Tea Tree Oil Shampoo by 93brand

Enjoy your remaining years

3/16/2020 9:39:36 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi

Anyone in here a cryptographer?

3/24/2020 11:17:48 PM

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Dokebi "Steel Jungle" Rashguard

Dried up lake bed Danaher

3/29/2020 12:36:23 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi

Yeah guy it’s a pandemic not the great depression.

3/31/2020 2:19:58 AM

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Tatami Kanagawa Short Sleeve Rash Guard - White

Yes, if your weight is anywhere between 115-255lbs

3/31/2020 11:21:07 PM

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Phalanx Jet RIZR Shorts - Blue

Don’t even start

4/23/2020 9:42:11 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro BJJ Gi - White

Get fucked Tobias

6/17/2020 10:56:20 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Long Sleeve Rashguard

No

3/11/2021 12:32:05 AM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - Blue

We get it, you’re a brown belt.

3/12/2021 12:47:37 PM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

Don’t knock this man’s hustle

3/13/2021 1:21:04 AM

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Phalanx HPLT Shorts - Stripes

Smd weirdo

3/15/2021 12:15:13 AM

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Tatami Purveyors T-Shirt - White

All in good time my brother

3/16/2021 11:06:54 PM

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Tatami Purveyors T-Shirt - White

This aint it cuz

3/17/2021 8:35:05 AM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE - White Jiu Jitsu Gi

If Sammy goes, I go.

3/18/2021 2:17:43 AM

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Venum Challenger Pro Backpack

Ok

3/21/2021 2:10:17 AM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White

C spec is eternal

4/8/2021 12:39:21 AM

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Tatami "Happy" Grappling Spats

LETSSS GOOOOO

4/12/2021 9:11:28 AM

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Inverted Gear New School Gi - White

(S) stands for c spec

4/27/2021 11:11:39 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Black

Bro your name is “small joint manipulation” how are you a purple belt?

5/1/2021 10:25:26 AM

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93brand "Fibers" Rashguard

C spec guy isnt seeming so bad now...

5/4/2021 12:01:06 AM

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Tatami Competitor BJJ Gi - White

@sbokanagan does the speed limit in the left lane

5/6/2021 6:27:24 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

I miss sammy

5/22/2021 12:02:30 AM

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Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts

Who da fook is dat guy?

5/25/2021 1:46:26 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

Ok Danny Devito

5/25/2021 11:38:21 PM

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Tatami Rival BJJ Gi - White

Let’s not

6/2/2021 3:19:18 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

Says the guy who isn’t even forklift certified

6/17/2021 12:01:58 AM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

^Exhibit: A

6/17/2021 1:03:39 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Sand

Fun, we would be fun to train with.

6/23/2021 1:38:49 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

To hide your under developed forearms

6/23/2021 11:35:58 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Ask and you shall receive

6/24/2021 11:08:02 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

Bitch

6/24/2021 11:08:27 PM

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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

This guy pulls guard

7/3/2021 1:20:06 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

No

7/12/2021 1:07:52 PM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

Just be less fat

7/28/2021 6:08:59 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Long-Sleeve Rashguard - Grey/Green

Thanks Dad…

8/8/2021 11:29:36 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda Armor BJJ Gi - Black

still a better model than vagner rocha

8/19/2021 11:08:59 AM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

F

8/20/2021 2:24:12 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - Navy

Stop doing karate

9/29/2021 11:03:19 PM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

Mom?

10/3/2021 11:03:00 PM

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Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - Black

Taiwan

10/26/2021 12:31:18 AM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

How do you defend an ankle pick*

11/11/2021 11:18:59 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard

Or underdeveloped forearms

11/15/2021 11:38:56 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Please.

11/29/2021 1:54:35 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

My guy, you cannot even construct a proper sentence. Perhaps it is you that is the moron.

11/29/2021 1:54:03 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Grey

Find a new gym

12/14/2021 12:59:55 PM

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Nine Lives "The Gentle Art Is All Heart" Charity Hoodie

Kys

1/10/2022 11:51:03 PM

Tell us a bit about yourself: