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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable I simply am not there

12/27/2022 2:05:03 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

I wore these to the hoover dam. The left flop broke on me and now I have 3rd degree burns across my whole foot. Ouchie Dr. Fauci!

12/25/2022 12:38:53 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

Look at that subtle off white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark

12/23/2022 3:17:16 AM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Lets all appreciate HQ for not increasing shipping prices during this inflation period. DONGS!

12/20/2022 11:05:07 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Looks like somebody pissed all over it

12/20/2022 11:01:55 PM

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Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard

Where we fightin

12/20/2022 2:03:16 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I'd suck two dicks for this. Good deal

12/19/2022 12:50:29 AM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I'd suck two dicks for this...

12/19/2022 12:47:33 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie

I'd rather finger my butthole #I'm Male

11/15/2022 6:03:41 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

I only wear this when I finger my butthole. #him/his/he

11/14/2022 1:08:40 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I only wear what Danaher wears

10/25/2022 5:22:32 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

We all know that one person who buys this shish

10/24/2022 1:37:15 AM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Suh Dude

6/18/2022 2:05:55 AM

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Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White

Suh Dude

6/16/2022 12:01:17 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

The gods have spoken

6/12/2022 11:01:09 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Dude Suh

6/7/2022 11:02:51 PM

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Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo

My jiu jitsu tastes like ass...

6/4/2022 11:40:07 PM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Ban shorts without velcro from this site...

12/7/2021 11:05:39 PM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

Backpacks!!! Tatami Backpack

10/29/2021 11:09:52 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Ecru is grayish yellow

12/20/2022 11:13:26 PM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

At this point i'm learning more from my Uncle Patricio than any other person in my life. I love you

12/31/2022 4:17:09 PM

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Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

Or do you??? Leave all these fun, entertaining, and comedic reviews for everyone, but Phalanx. Maybe you're not as cool as you seem. Lame

1/25/2023 11:40:55 PM