perlslacker

perlslacker: #4 of 13363     
39 Comments
Helpful?
0 Yes | 0 No
 
 
Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi



look i know we’re all tapped out from rolling deals but this is a solid gi and you should buy it  
8/1/2020 11:01:10 PM
1 Comment
Scramble Makoto Rebel BJJ Gi



I dont like this but I see why others might.  
7/23/2020 11:01:31 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Is the armbar soap IBJJF legal?  
7/14/2020 11:01:27 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Autograph Joggers - Burgundy



cheeki breeki  
7/11/2020 11:02:02 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



P R E S S U R E  
7/10/2020 11:44:29 PM
0 Comments
Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White




LOL  
6/27/2020 11:05:17 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts



Im a lumberjack and Im OK
I sleep all night and I roll all day
I pull guard, no takedowns
I always skip warmups
and when I take your back I’ll
grind your spine with my cup  
6/13/2020 11:05:22 PM
1 Comment
29Niku "Yes Gi" T-Shirt



They made the letters out of Craig Jones’ shorts! Neato!  
6/9/2020 11:02:11 PM
0 Comments
Hypnotik Tie Dye Fight Shorts - Sky Blue



bad  
6/6/2020 11:01:43 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard



I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OK
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I ROLL ALL DAY
I HEELHOOK NEWBS, I DON’T TRIM NAILS
I REFUSE TO TAKE A BATH
I TALK WHILE PROFESSOR’S TEACHING
AND WEAR SHOES ON THE MATS
  
6/5/2020 9:30:52 AM
1 Comment
Toro BJJ "Jiu Jitsu Is Not A Crime" T-Shirt



Man, whenever a thing happens in the world, Toro can be counted on to make a design based on it.

It might be a lazy cash grab, but they’ll sure do it  
5/29/2020 11:02:16 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Mat Rat" Rashguard



Digging this trend of TMNT-themed gear!  
5/27/2020 11:06:54 PM
0 Comments
Newaza Turtle Guard Ranked Rashguard



anyone remember the first ninja turtles game for the NES? that game was hard as fuck. I never beat that level where you had to swim around and disarm the bombs. Ever. It was just me, filled with rage because of puberty, and that fucking game. Fuck.  
5/21/2020 11:19:50 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Ice Grappling Shorts



these shorts look like a vision I had when robotripping in the 8th grade  
5/20/2020 11:02:03 PM
0 Comments
93brand "No Flash" Jiu Jitsu Tee



Many thanks for bringing back the Meathead Jiu Jitsu rashie! I was bummed that I missed it the first time.  
4/18/2020 2:52:57 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Art of War" Shorts



This would be buy-on-sight without the giant Musashi face. That’s not my style.  
4/16/2020 10:18:29 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi



Hey my roll-up mat just got delivered despite everything thats going on. I just wanted to publicly give the BJJHQ warehouse crew a high-five for getting it done in these trying times.  
3/31/2020 1:14:28 PM
1 Comment
Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black



Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the BJJHQs of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy frightful ugly gi?   
3/21/2020 11:40:16 AM
1 Comment
Dollamur 5'x10' Flexi-Roll Home BJJ Mat



Wow! Had to mash the "BUY NOW!" button quite a bit to get it to finally go through. And I couldn't order while logged in, for some reason.

All the cabin-fevered people must really be itching for some home training mats.  
3/19/2020 11:09:22 PM
0 Comments
Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey



hey will there be ibjjf-legal armbar soap  
3/13/2020 11:00:10 PM
0 Comments
93brand "San Junipero" Spats



bought with the quickness. I love both 93brand and synthwave  
2/24/2020 10:38:05 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Base Collection Tri Panel Sweatshirt



a e s t h e t i c  
2/17/2020 10:00:56 AM
0 Comments
HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi



This gi will go great with my ankle monotor  
2/16/2020 10:44:14 AM
0 Comments
Nine Lives Jiu Jitsu "LLDW" Rashguard



anyone else imagine Danaher singing “Under The Sea”  
1/24/2020 11:04:22 PM
0 Comments
Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi



God bless us, every one.

F’real tho this gi is dope  
12/24/2019 11:04:27 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx Chaos Long Sleeve Rashguard



Green Lantern YEET  
12/11/2019 11:13:24 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Wild Tiger" Gi



RAWR  
12/10/2019 11:02:40 PM
0 Comments
Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats



the backside of these spats look like you farted a ghost  
12/7/2019 11:04:30 PM
1 Comment
Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black



I'm worried that if I wear this gi, Danny Larusso will kick me in the head.  
12/5/2019 11:07:18 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts



Truly, that is America's Ass.  
12/4/2019 11:07:15 PM
1 Comment
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag



So how are the Kitsune and 93Brand brands different? I understand that theyre the same company but is one the premium brand?   
11/30/2019 11:05:21 PM
1 Comment
Half Sumo "Mata Leao" Rashguard



more like FULL SUMO after thanksgiving

AM I RIGHT FELLAS  
11/29/2019 11:02:05 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx Jet RIZR Shorts



Hello BJJHQ and all my Internet family,

I am thankful for these combat hotpants.

All the best,

Me.  
11/27/2019 11:03:20 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Osaka" BJJ Gi



I mean....

This is OK.

But it's not cat spats.  
11/26/2019 11:04:26 PM
0 Comments
93brand Grappling Underwear 2-PACK



This is the best general-purpose underwear I’ve ever used. Say goodbye to swamp nuts!  
11/16/2019 11:02:07 PM
0 Comments
Ground Game "Mexican Skull" Rashguard



I do not care for this  
11/7/2019 11:02:32 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi



Does 93Brand know that dude is also working for Kitsune?  
11/4/2019 11:06:12 PM
2 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



So what’s the new meme product?

I vote 93Brand Standard Issue white gi.  
11/3/2019 11:06:42 PM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy



OK I dont have anything shitty to say about this one.

Enjoy your quality, reasonably-priced gi.  
10/30/2019 11:10:10 PM
1 Comment
HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi



this is the three-stripe-white-belt-est thing  
10/28/2019 11:03:51 PM
0 Comments
93brand x Half Sumo "STRIKE" Unbleached BJJ Gi



Old pictures. That model got promoted to black a little while ago.

Don't worry 93Brand model man! You thought we didn't notice but we did! Congrats!  
10/23/2019 11:15:19 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie



Ordered. Excited to have a pocket for finger tape and cbd oil  
10/14/2019 11:46:15 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat



dude in picture #2: “I should buy a boat.”  
9/1/2019 9:25:41 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag



boooooooo

i miss complaining about the scribble shirt  
8/28/2019 11:17:55 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Hogwarts BJJ Team" T-Shirt



doesnt even have scribbles  
8/17/2019 1:38:00 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune Corduroy Hat



hey at least its not that “gunfighter” rashie or scribble shirt  
8/10/2019 11:08:20 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



FINALLY SOME PAYCHECK! NO WIFE UNTIL FRIDAY, SO MY ARMBAR SOAP WILL KILL ME, BUT MASHED THAT ORDER BUTTON!

PS WHERE IS MY ORDER FROM LAST WEEK I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SEND A EMAIL  
8/4/2019 11:04:06 PM
0 Comments
93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard



oh im sorry almost forgot ARMBAR SOAP???????? WILL THERE BE ARMBAR SOAP?????? I DESPERATELY NEED ARMBAR SOAP BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ORDER IT FULL PRICE SO EVERY TIME THERES A ROLLING DEALS IM LIKE “ARMBAR SOAP?????????”  
8/2/2019 11:02:36 PM
1 Comment
93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard



welp rolling deals sure is better than that fucking scribble shirt  
8/2/2019 11:00:51 PM
0 Comments
Raven "Wild West - The Preacher" Rashguard



hey can we talk about how bad this design is  
7/24/2019 11:04:42 PM
0 Comments
Guard-Zilla Tee - Black



Ah yes, boys and girls! Gather 'round for the traditional "Post-Rolling-Deals Selling Of The Shit No One Wants!"  
6/2/2019 2:15:15 PM
0 Comments
Hyperfly "Supreme" Ranked Rashguard II



These rashies really make my man tits pop!

Thanks, Hyperfly!  
3/26/2019 11:03:02 PM
0 Comments
93brand x Gawakoto 'Tales From The Grips' Spats



another vote for bringing the rashguard back  
10/4/2018 11:25:20 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Jiu Jitsu State" Polo



hello,

please stop coming up with cool stuff to sell. my wallet hurts.

thanks,
me  
8/28/2018 11:18:21 AM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi



Me: “I told myself no more gis until I get promoted”

Also me: “LOL SMACK THAT ORDER BUTTON FAM!”  
8/8/2018 11:43:31 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Gorilla Smash" Rashguard



look no one other than 93Brand makes a cool rashguard.

GIVE ME A SALE ON THE TALES FROM THE GRIPS RASHGUARD because I may suck at jiujitsu but I AM GREAT AT HORROR MOVIES  
4/4/2018 11:54:36 PM
0 Comments
Grips Athletics "Secret Weapon 2.0" Jiu Jitsu Gi



Rolling deals? On WEDNESDAY??? Well cum in my bum!  
2/28/2018 11:19:28 PM
0 Comments
Raven CTHULHU Gi



h'nglui mglw'nafh Helio Rio wgah'nagl fhtagn  
11/16/2017 11:14:58 PM
0 Comments
Raven CTHULHU Gi



that is not dead which can eternal butt scoot  
11/16/2017 11:06:37 PM
0 Comments
93brand Coffee Mugs Set



Praise Jibbers!

With my 93brand pants, 93brand shirt, 93brand underwear, and 93brand sandals, I thought that I couldn’t possibly wear any more 93brand than I currently do.

But now I can hold a 93brand coffee mug in my hand every morning. There’s even one for home and one for the office. I can finally achieve next level 93brandception.  
11/4/2017 11:04:46 PM
1 Comment
Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts



I promised myself I was done buying jj stuff. The "Tales From The Grips" rash guard was sold out in my size. THAAAAAANK GOOOOOOD  
9/9/2017 2:43:42 PM
0 Comments
Comment on:
Fuji Digital Camo Gi

better than, idk, black?
8/6/2017 2:14:33 PM
Comment on:
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

well is Ontario under 2 feet of water?
8/29/2017 10:47:22 AM
Comment on:
Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

where the hell do you store 23 gis?
9/5/2017 8:39:32 PM
Comment on:
Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

22 my bad
9/5/2017 8:40:05 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Traveler Jiu Jitsu Gi

those places don’t have a whole lot of sizes in stock
9/27/2017 4:26:51 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Traveler Jiu Jitsu Gi

not saying this is a super deal, but this is the cheapest I can find an A2L right now
9/27/2017 4:27:26 PM
Comment on:
93brand Coffee Mugs Set

on a more serious note, I’ve recently bought a couple things off BJJHQ and shipping is MUCH faster than it has been in the past. props to the warehouse gremlins.
11/4/2017 11:09:11 PM
Comment on:
Uchi Mata "F=ma" T-Shirt

bruh that’s kinetic energy
8/18/2018 5:37:44 PM
Comment on:
Uchi Mata "F=ma" T-Shirt

...except i forgot the coefficient of 1/2

this thread is so dumb it made me forget physics.
8/18/2018 5:40:17 PM
Comment on:
93brand S4 Gi

it costs $0 to not be like this
9/7/2018 7:46:54 AM
Comment on:
93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

the REAL 7/8 sleeve was the friends we made along the way
9/10/2018 11:32:34 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Kanji" Sling Bag

frig off, lahey!
7/31/2019 5:54:59 PM
Comment on:
93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

do they not make sarcasm in your country or...?
8/3/2019 4:13:47 PM
Comment on:
93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

it was 11 edt, hth
8/3/2019 7:43:44 AM
Comment on:
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

did my best fam
8/4/2019 11:05:13 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

They always seem to post shitty products when the shipping team needs a break, e.g. *after* rolling deals.

It’s Labor Day weekend, and the shipping goons have been crushing it for the past year or so. I’m glad to see them get a break.
9/1/2019 9:27:58 AM
Comment on:
Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

But for real: Armbar Soap has a web store where you can buy all the Armbar Soap you want, whenever you want.

If you’ve been waiting that long then idk why you don’t just pay full price.
9/7/2019 3:18:53 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

go to armbarsoap.com and buy some
10/27/2019 2:39:05 PM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

almost forgot

ArMBaR SoAp
10/30/2019 11:11:43 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

Welp, good to finally know who that model is.

I remember noticing that he got promoted to black when a new gi came out lol.
11/5/2019 8:16:50 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

ayyyy sup fam
11/5/2019 5:26:44 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

Or maybe it’s a Pontiac/Buick situation where they’re at comparable levels of quality but just marketed to different crowds?
12/1/2019 9:43:29 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag

Then buy some soap
12/1/2019 9:46:15 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

yes
12/4/2019 11:53:13 PM
Comment on:
Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats

or a rorschach test
12/7/2019 11:04:44 PM
Comment on:
Venum "Power 2.0" BJJ Gi

bruh

use the customer service email
12/21/2019 11:53:16 AM
Comment on:
Nine Lives "Chapter 8 - Figure 8" BJJ Gi - Black

No, it’s the black version
1/17/2020 11:14:12 PM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Black

I’ve had that happen with a couple gis. One was a Kitsune (from bjjhq) and another was a CTRL (ordered direct from them).

Might be some treatment used in the manufacturing process? IDK.
2/18/2020 6:29:47 PM
Comment on:
Nine Lives Chapter 6 - "Six Shooter" BJJ Gi - Navy

Ummmm ACKSHOOALLY revolvers arent pistols
3/10/2020 9:00:39 AM
Comment on:
93brand JITS DO IT Rashguard

People have such bad class withdrawal that they’re sharing legitimate technique tips in the comments instead of shitposting.

It’s...kind of beautiful.
3/19/2020 12:39:16 PM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

this is so fucking funny and I am so proud of it. I don't care what y'all think.
3/21/2020 11:41:13 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Gi

TP/hand sanitizer jokes are the new ARMBAR SOAP jokes, insofar as they’re not funny and never were.
3/25/2020 9:24:39 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi

Actually based on the return address it looks like it was drop-shipped directly from them. But still, glad to have received it.
3/31/2020 3:51:45 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

Y’all I am so proud of this
6/5/2020 9:31:55 AM
Comment on:
Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

wish you werent so fucking awkward bud
6/13/2020 11:02:52 PM
Comment on:
Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

Look man I used up my GOOD monty python spoof lyrics when the rashguard was posted. This was half-assed I admit.
6/14/2020 8:20:27 AM
Comment on:
Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White

i dont understand
6/27/2020 11:04:32 PM
Comment on:
Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White

you have the “bought this deal” badge
6/27/2020 11:04:59 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

A2L isnt a little kids’ size...right?

...guys?
8/1/2020 11:17:16 PM
This Deal Ends In
::
Copyright © 2020 BJJHQ.com All rights reserved.